Uncyclopedia:VFH

1. Self-nom & for. The real Eurovision is on 24th May and I want to get this featured before that. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
2. For We get it down here (sadly) but that was a great article. Feature it on the day. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:22, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
3. For Absolutely spot-on satire. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 12:09, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
4. For.-good stuff--Sir Sycamore (Talk) 12:20, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
5. For Gee. As an American myself, I sure did like this article boy. Those limeys sure know their humour um, I mean humor. Yea, humor that's how I always spell it. Honest. MrN  14:52, May 11
6. For. Por. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:19, May 11
7. Dig what in the fuck is this article?! I have no clue, but damn if it didn't make me laugh. --THINKER 21:11, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
8. United Kingdom - For, "Le Royaume-Uni - Pour" - I can almost hear Terry Wogan reading it. -- Guybles _CUN 22:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

No against votes

Pee review -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

• /me slaps forehead I'll vote for if two other Americans get it.   ~  May 11, 2008 [12:30] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

• Pst vote For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:32, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

• as a white male, it feels weird to be discriminated against. It's a lame feeling! Go America!   ~  May 11, 2008 [13:01] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

• Discrimination is one of the founding principles upon which society was built. Don't knock prejudice, you queer scum! --Ann Coulter 16:33, May 11

• I feel I should share the insane hilarity that is Eurovision. It's a yearly televised competition where every country in Europe has three minutes to sing a song and do something, anything, to stand out from the crowd. Here are some mad examples: Ukraine's nightmarish entry from last year,

Moldova, with "Grandmama bangs the drum", Lithuania 2006 (they came 6th). This comes complete with one of ESC's between-song travelogues. I love Eurovision. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:01, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

1. VeryFor-great stuff--Sir Sycamore (Talk) 12:39, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Four. Definitely. -- On behalf of the Cabal, Jack Phoenix (Janitors ♥ you) • (Complain!) • (In Soviet Uncyclopedia, Jack pwns YOU!!) 18:10, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Self-For ~

   Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

   10/05/2008 @ 18:21

No against votes

1. Started by Cs1987 and given more flavor by me. I think it turned out pretty good. Not finger-licking good, but still good. --So So 07:12, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

No against votes

1. G'orzak
2. Odd for. It's like someone stole my life. Sir Modusoperandi 22:51, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
3. For but only because I hate women. --Hyperbole 02:38, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
4. For. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • news) 03:02 May 09, 2008
5. Thinker -RAHB 07:10, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
6. For. Yeah, good. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:56, May 9
7. For --THE 21:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
8. For Good. MrN  16:14, May 11
9. sDig per RAHB --THINKER 20:48, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Dickish against. It's good, I just don't like it. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:27 May 11

1. SN&&4. Wrote this in about an hour under the influence of TheraFlu. Powerful stuff. Got a decent review and after making a few changes I think it's ready. Enjoy! ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:58 May 6
2. A bit short, but for. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 16:50, May 6
3. For your FREEDOM! -OptyC Sucks! cun23:00, 6 May
4. Not bad. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator KUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM TOP10 FP 00:37, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
5. Reviewed and FOR I did review this article, and I believe it is worth of featured. What does length have to do with it?! Warm Regards, Javascap 7th of May
6. For It's a little short, but I think it could lose some of its punch if it were greatly lengthened. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
7. Sweet and Succinct The best reads usually are the shortest. Also, it was a surprisingly sympathetic portrayal. Mightydandylion (talk) Au 16:42, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
8. For. Yeah, it could do with a little more polish, maybe, but it's funny, and I liked it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:50, May 9
9. Fore. I like it. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Open Hailing Frequencies ☎ Slut! 18:30, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

1. More spit, more polish Great concept, lots of funny stuff, but it's just not quite there yet. Lengthen it, tighten it up, bring it back. --Hyperbole 01:03, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Further spit, slather of polish Yeah... yeah it was alright but a bit too short. It was just kinda lololololol vetrenz --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:13, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Against Per above. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:17, May 9

• Abs. It has some definitely funny bits, but doesn't come off as genuine to me. --THINKER 13:41, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

1. N♥m && f♥r. I still can't get over the fact that Wikipedia has a page for this as well...and it's still pretty funny. HV was able to write a funnier one, though, one that I believe needs to be shared with the world. Enjoy. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:31 May 6
2. Sure.   ~  May 06, 2008 [15:02] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
3. Meh, self-for. —– SIR HV » | TALK | CONTRIBS | CUN | ROTM | KIDNEY | 7/05 18:49
4. For -OptyC Sucks! cun18:54, 7 May
5. For.--Sir Sycamore (Talk) 19:36, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
6. For - As per, me. --Knucmo2 17:07, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
7. Fore - Despite the againsts, I actually like this article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Open Hailing Frequencies ☎ Slut! 18:29, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Against I found the Wikipedia article funnier actually. Well written though; sorry Hv. --THINKER 15:55, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Against As per Thinker. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:46, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Against As per Cap'n Ben. --Hyperbole 05:02, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
4. See Above Robertodole 02:38, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Abst Very well written but I just didn't get it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:44, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Nom & For - Made after a hilarious youtube vid; the article is even better! (or maybe just as good) --AAA! (AAAA) 10:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Self-whore. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:03, May 5
3. Fhore! Got to love the media. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Open Hailing Frequencies ☎ Slut! 14:01, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
4. FVONE FVOTE! HA! HA! HA! HA! --Dr. Fenwick 02:54, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
5. For, Good Stuffs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 13:57, May 9
6. For A sentence here and there is a bit forced. Particularly in the earlier bits, and with the quote explanations. Narrated well though. -RAHB 20:53, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Against Meh + Muppets = no dig from THINKER. --THINKER 14:13, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Against-What Thinker said--Sir Sycamore (Talk) 20:14, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

• Abs - One of the better ones to come from UnNews, but wasn't really wowed by it. --Knucmo2 17:10, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Excellent satire. Mightydandylion (talk) Au 18:01, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Self-For - Probably one of the more fun UnNewses for me to write. Also, listen to the audio, but ignore the poor singing. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:12, May 3
3. Generic rock related hand gesture. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
4. The Balls - good stuff, good stuff --Hyperbole 20:52, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
5. For I don't get it. Who is this article about? -RAHB 22:06, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
6. RAHB, are you aware that Thin Lizzy is still touring? I'm being totally serious here. Thin Lizzy is still touring. Phil Lynott's been dead for 22 years, and Thin Lizzy is still touring. --monika 23:17, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

   Yes, and so is Black Sabbath. I absolutely half-assed that vote comment. -RAHB 01:03, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

   Yeah, and? Napalm Death don't have a single original member left in the band... (Mind you, they're not exactly classic rock...). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:15, May 4

7. Don't forget Van Halen! Also, For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, May 4

   But will Van Halen be touring when Eddie's dead? Also, Van Halen members average out to only 44 years old. (The 17-year-old really helps.) --monika 01:33, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

8. I'd illegally download that shit! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:59, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
9. For. Good work. ----OEJ 14:51, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
10. For. And the flame still burns. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:15, May 4
11. For Excellent. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:57, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
12. For --THE 21:56, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
13. For Due to it being funny. MrN  07:31, May 10

1. Against. I'm getting tired of all these articles about "Person who's name conveniently describes the satirical point I'm trying to make". It's not very subtle. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:09, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
2. No. And that's all I have to say on the subject. - Flumpa 02:34, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Against per Mick, and other various reasonings. --THINKER 15:06, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Which are? - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 15:55, May 6

That its an [Insert Name Here] article with a rock and roll twist. The crux of the humor is in a rehashing (don't get me wrong, it is well written and I don't mean to say that you consciously modeled it). And also because this subtle rock-based article trend we've I've been noticing needs to be diversified; don't you kids listen to anything else these days?! --THINKER 13:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Are you aware that Cab Calloway Orchestra is still performing? Cab Calloway's been dead for 14 years, and the Cab Calloway Orchestra is still performing. --monika 21:45, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Jeez, Thinker, trends? You can tell I've been semi-inactive, I didn't even know their were other articles like this, much less rock music oriented ones... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:14, May 7

The Glenn Miller orchestra still performs too. He's been "pronounced" dead for over 60 years. SIXTY! -RAHB 20:45, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Zappa Plays Zappa: July 23rd at The Hard Rock, baby. --THINKER 21:00, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Spikebrennan 16:26, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
2. Kind of a novelty page, but I rather like it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Apr 29
3. This isn't the most in-your-face humour on the site, but definitely works in the self-referential department. For -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS04:03, April 29 2008
4. For. Does what it intends to do well. Mightydandylion (talk) Au 16:41, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
5. 1234. Skatman. nuff said. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 01:01, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
6. Its pretty nice --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:18, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
7. TKF is right, it needs audio. But unlike him, I have no problem voting for this now. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:08 Apr 30
8. For Let's get this bitch recorded! -OptyC Sucks! cun00:08, 1 May
9. For shlap dap doo-bop! Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:51, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
10. For   ~  May 01, 2008 [22:08] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
11. Shoobady Doo Wap - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 17:22, May 3
12. E-I-E-I-O --SYNDROME _{MUN medicate} 19:24, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
13. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:54, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
14. Weak For. Dooby doo dee, dooby doo dee. --THE 21:58, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Stick in the mud, I am, I am. --THINKER 15:31, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Meh -RAHB 05:19, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Against.--Sir Sycamore CUN VFH ^Talk 15:31, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
4. Naw --Knucmo2 22:05, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
5. Nope. i see the novelty but it just lacked everything that i look for in an uncyclopedia article (funny), though i was a little amused when i read "bawitdaba..." as i was listening to that very song at the time. but still, no. Have Fun!Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|Look!| 15:25, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

• • Coincidence? I think not. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEE