Uncyclopedia:VFH/4'33"

Score: 23.5 pauses

1. For. IPs do make good things. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:31, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
2. 4 - heh, I like the crescendos. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:00, Oct 23
3. John Cage's spiritual successor --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:21, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
4. For --General Insineratehymn 23:28, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
5. 4'33" Oh wow, what an original way of voting for. I'm glad I thought of it first. Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 23:42, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
6. For. • Spang • UotF | talk • 00:02, 24 Oct 2007
7. FORE! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:14, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
8.       .                      ,                    :               ,            ,                                     .                           (           ) 01:19, 24 October 2007(UTC)  
9. .......SHOT YOUR FUCK UPsorry  Weasel 3689 03:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
10. For - I've been trying to learn this on guitar for years now. It's so fricken hard. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:13, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
11. For. As close as you can come to musical perfection. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:39, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
12. Massive for Bassguy 09:05, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
13. Oh Yeah! One of the best articles I've read for a while. Quality. RabbiTechno 17:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
14. For Silence is golden, so why isn't the CD at least a Gold Edition?!?! • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING} (Beseech) 21:08, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
15. For --THE 22:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
16. For -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 22:31, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
17. For and five stars for the stunning use of the conductor's baton. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:18, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
18. For "       " The.original.joe.shmoe blahoption!! 23:21, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
19. For - Not all IPs are bad afterall--Sir Manforman 00:54, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
20. The sound of silence --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 06:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
21. For. ~ 12:11, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
22. For. --MAXIMVS DECIMVS MERIDIVS S.P.Q.R. 15:49, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
23. For —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.231.238.119 (talk • contribs)
24. For Conniving 00:56, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

No against votes

• Abstain, solely on the grounds that I like pictures, and this page has none. Add pictures, and this vote is yourn in an instant. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:41, Oct 23

Ok, done. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:53, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome ;) • Spang • UotF | talk • 00:02, 24 Oct 2007

Incidentally, if you get annoyed with people phoning you all the time on your mobile (that's a cellphone, in case you were confused, colonial friends) just change your ringtone to 4'33". Problem sorted. Make sure you download an official recording from an accredited website though, Cage is known to be keen on suing for copyright. RabbiTechno 17:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

• Abstain — I was going to vote for this but the gratuituous use of pictures put me off. SmackBot 15:56, 25 October 2007 (UTC)