Uncyclopedia:VFH/America is the best!!!

Score: 13 is the best!!!

1. This article made me laugh, eh? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:29, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
2. WOW. Way to dig up one of my old articles back from my Gustav days. Talk about a blast from the past. This is probably my favorite of my old articles, the rest were all garbage. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:43 Jun 9
3. Major for. If this somehow isn't featured, I'll eat my non-existent hat. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 00:47, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
4. For Or my talk page will kill you Fou-Lu 01:31, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
5. USA USA USA! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:06, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
6. For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:39, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
7. I was laffing the hole time. it wus Grate! - Readmesoon 1:23, 13 June 2008
8. Awesome. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:54, Jun 9
9. Dig Ace. It's almost like an odd companion piece... --THINKER 05:05, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
10. For. Hmm, I'm sure that someone had something to do with this... Nice article SysRq. :-) MrN  11:56, Jun 9
11. Weak for like Hyperbole says below, it seems like this has been done before. But it had enough good moments to win my vote. --THE 20:01, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
12. For another good article SissyRq, congrats. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 09:44 10 June 2008
13. For. PATRIOTISM FUCK YEAH -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:38, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
14. For. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 22:16, Jun. 12, 2008
15. For not only funny, but just to spite the two english people, the scottish dude, and the Zork that voted against.   CAKE J! <13:58, 13 Jun 2008>
16. For -OptyC Sucks! cun17:05, 13 Jun
17. For - God bless the nation where a Canadian nominates an article about how awesome it is and citizens of the other nations, particularly the one that used to own it, vote for said article. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 11:15, Jun. 14, 2008

1. Hmmm I hate to be the party pooper... but I feel like this is a joke I've heard many, many times before. --Hyperbole 05:33, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
2. Against.--— Sir Sycamore (talk to me) 11:24, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
3. Against as much as I love you, SysRq; I didn't laugh. Not once. I barely smiled. --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
4. Sorry. --L

• Abs Per Hyperbole, but I suppose it is good enough in its own right. -RAHB 07:39, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
• Abstain. Also per Hype, but less so. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 13:10, Jun 9