Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Have fun without alcohol

Score: 3 not-beers consumed

1. N♥m && f♥r. Clever article by our new NotM friend. A gem. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:05 24 Dec, 2007)
2. Strong For. More meat on the bones? Of course, the shortness is part of the joke. Being straight-edge myself, this hit close to home :( --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 02:51, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
3. I agree. This is funny. --Randy Bentwick 07:44, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
4. *weak Hic* The execution is a little poor, but the article still managed to make me laugh. --Farley of the Sheep-Filled Meadows Try not to puke...(Please!) 13:55, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
5. For - another gem by So So --Æ 18:35, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

1. Against. Feels more "promising" than "feature now" to me. Interesting, but I like the idea far more than the execution. Sorry. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:07, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
2. No Don't like it, sorry. --Signed by Elassint the Great ^Hi! 02:58, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

• Abstain So-So has made much better articles than this. Don't get me wrong, it's funny it's just that... featurable? Seriously?   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 24 / 00:14)
• Abstain Per Cajek. Sorry So So. It just seems kind of short. Needs some meat on its bones. I can't vote against though, because it's bloody funny what you've got there. I just don't think it's for the front page. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 00:30 Dec 24, 2007