Uncyclopedia:VFH/Rafael Nadal

Score: 15 champions. There is only one. Rafael Nadal. The champion.

1. Nom + 4 Awesome article, I love it. Reminds me of those PR things the sportsmen pay to be written. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:16, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
2. For -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • 16:29, Jun. 17, 2008
3. Totally For Agree with above. [[The Woodburninator 05:29, 18 June 2008 (UTC)]]
4. What the...? Who's Rafael Nadal, and why is this article on him so fucking hilarious??   CAKE J! <5:59, 18 Jun 2008>
5. Self-for. Cajek, you can't seriously have never heard of Nadal. He's the world number 2. He's been in the Wimbledon final the last two years. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:10, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
6. Fuck Yeah! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 15:34, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
7. WHOA. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 18:30, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
8. SOOO...MANY...METAPHORS... - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:40, Jun 18
9. HAHA, brilliant. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:53, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
10. For. Superb. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:37, Jun 19
11. For. Well done. Spikebrennan 14:17, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
12. For. Smashing. MrN  14:37, Jun 20
13. For. Amazing! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 01:12, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
14. For This article begs the question, exactly how many hilarious tennis-themed articles can Mickey write? Well, this is one more of them. -RAHB 01:46, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
15. Dig I did not know what this was all about, and now that I do, I thoroughly support it. Take note, some of you "I don't know the subject and thusly couldn't possibly vote on this" people. And Mick, that last vid is golden. --THINKER 05:05, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

No against votes

• Abstain - It's a bit gimmicky, I just can't vote because of this--— Sir Sycamore (talk to me) 16:52, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Gimmicky? Please explain. Sorry but if you read the PR stuff they write for sports/music journalism (Tennis here, F1 in my case) you will find this awesome. Nadal--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:50, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

Although I know who Nadal is, I just think that the reskin detracts from the writing - I also think that some of the other Tennis themed articles are much better:)--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 09:36, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Mickey, I don't watch gay foreign sports. Sorry to have called all foreigners gay, but there you are. If you have a problem with being gay, maybe it's a problem with your homophobia, not me.   CAKE J! <1:37, 19 Jun 2008>

Only gay American sports like that shitty version of cricket, the one where you strap mattresses to yourself and run into people and eating? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:29, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

What's wrong, don't have the guts to knock basketball? Admit it, you know I'll drop the race card on you so hard if you touch the Celtics! No, I'm not black. Doesn't matter. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:35, Jun 20

Basketball? The Australian competition went bankrupt XD... can't really talk though all we have here is; Bar fights, Gay Bar Fights and standing : / --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:15, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

• Abs. I'm with Syc; this doesn't need the black background to be good. Is that a direct parody of something or just used to make it look stylish? Either way I think flipping Uncyc's plain jane style with this kind of writing is what this site is all about, so Abstain for now. --THINKER 17:30, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

• The article is inspired by a mixture of ridiculous sports journalism and pretentious sports commercials, such as this one featuring Nadal and this one. The black reskin comes from the adverts and adds to the theme of unnecessary drama. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:18, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

• This is an even better one. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:24, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

• As this appears headed for featuredom, could we feature it on Monday (first day of Wimbledon), rather than tomorrow? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC)