Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album

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1. Excellent satire. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 18:01, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
2. Self-For - Probably one of the more fun UnNewses for me to write. Also, listen to the audio, but ignore the poor singing. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:12, May 3
3. Generic rock related hand gesture. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
4. The Balls - good stuff, good stuff --Hyperbole 20:52, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
5. For I don't get it. Who is this article about? -RAHB 22:06, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
6. RAHB, are you aware that Thin Lizzy is still touring? I'm being totally serious here. Thin Lizzy is still touring. Phil Lynott's been dead for 22 years, and Thin Lizzy is still touring. --monika 23:17, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

   Yes, and so is Black Sabbath. I absolutely half-assed that vote comment. -RAHB 01:03, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

   Yeah, and? Napalm Death don't have a single original member left in the band... (Mind you, they're not exactly classic rock...). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:15, May 4

7. Don't forget Van Halen! Also, For. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:06, May 4

   But will Van Halen be touring when Eddie's dead? Also, Van Halen members average out to only 44 years old. (The 17-year-old really helps.) --monika 01:33, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

8. I'd illegally download that shit! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:59, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
9. For. Good work. ----OEJ 14:51, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
10. For. And the flame still burns. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:15, May 4
11. For Excellent. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:57, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
12. For --THE 21:56, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
13. For Due to it being funny. MrN  07:31, May 10
14. For Nice --Moneke 12:55, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
15. For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 19:20, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

1. Against. I'm getting tired of all these articles about "Person who's name conveniently describes the satirical point I'm trying to make". It's not very subtle. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:09, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
2. No. And that's all I have to say on the subject. * Flumpa 02:34, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
3. Against per Mick, and other various reasonings. --THINKER 15:06, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Which are? - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 15:55, May 6

That its an [Insert Name Here] article with a rock and roll twist. The crux of the humor is in a rehashing (don't get me wrong, it is well written and I don't mean to say that you consciously modeled it). And also because this subtle rock-based article trend we've I've been noticing needs to be diversified; don't you kids listen to anything else these days?! --THINKER 13:18, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Are you aware that Cab Calloway Orchestra is still performing? Cab Calloway's been dead for 14 years, and the Cab Calloway Orchestra is still performing. --monika 21:45, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

Jeez, Thinker, trends? You can tell I've been semi-inactive, I didn't even know their were other articles like this, much less rock music oriented ones... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:14, May 7

The Glenn Miller orchestra still performs too. He's been "pronounced" dead for over 60 years. SIXTY! -RAHB 20:45, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Zappa Plays Zappa: July 23rd at The Hard Rock, baby. --THINKER 21:00, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

That's a 1250mi round trip, and I can't travel that far for any more concerts this year. I've already traveled 500 miles for a Megadeth show in DC, 750 miles for another Megadeth show (different tour) in Atlanta, and in a few days, 500 miles for a Candlemass show near DC. Zappa plays Zappa is one of the few things I want to see this year that's playing locally, so I'll probably catch it here. We'll have to catch something else some other time. --monika 20:50, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Fuckin' ay. I keep missing that show. I'm going the first chance I get...starting now. -RAHB 04:17, 13 May 2008 (UTC)