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| Vote: Martina Hingis
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Score: 15 letters of adoration
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| Nomination:
| Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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For Votes: 16
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Featured —rc (t) 05:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- nom Saw this on pee review and loved it. I believe it was also in PLS. Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- for That is hilarious! Subtle and yet, frightening. --Smrt-guy 18:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For One of my very favorite articles from the Poo Lit. I thought for sure it would thrash the hell out of my article, but it didn't. And that's something of a shame. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- Self-for. A lot of work went into this article. I got through three pairs of binoculars for a start. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 21:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- -Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair 23:49, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- Oh my.
» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes)              08:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For stalking greatness! Kenvalyi 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Winstanley1 15:16, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- For. It's so obsessive it's scary! -TKF 17:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Very For - Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 20:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Killer captions. --So So 13:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- For --Don alun 18:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:20, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- This is awesome. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- For. Fantastic. I'm glad I eventually got around to reading this.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 1
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- Against it's so obbssessivve that it's scary!!!Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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| Vote: Walgreens Drug Store
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Score: 13 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines
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| Nomination:
| - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
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For Votes: 16
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Featured —Braydie 08:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
- Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk
- 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
- For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Señor DiZtheGreat
CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
- For -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro
Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
- For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Might as well since it is forgotten 'bout.
Premier Tom Mayfair 00:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Mhaille never hearing of Walgreens. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- Fur, -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:14, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For, per Zombiebaron. --
» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 3
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- Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
- against. the intro kills it. GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
- --Kelpan 21:41, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
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| Comments
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- C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great.
Premier Tom Mayfair 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
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Score: +13.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise
Featured —rc (t) 07:32, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
- Nom and For A clever take on Barbie I always knew she was bad news.--Gaberou 01:39, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. If not for because I recorded the audio for it and thought it was good. --
Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 02:17, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 17:41, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Uncle J 19:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk
- 23:35, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:03, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:20, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair
20:23, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R Hehehe Fou-Lu Fou-Lu 23:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
- For my name maybe Ken, but unlike my namesake, I am anatomically correct. --Kenvalyi 02:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
- Against It's good, but not featured article-good. --Mustkillroy
- Against I agree with Mustkillroy. --Grandfunkr 12:22, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
- Against SUCKS!!!!. --64.75.74.10 12:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
- Weak For It's not that bad, not bad enough for me to vote against it.--Dr. Fenwick 00:59, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
- Against --Agh 17:04, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. --Emmzee 00:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
- For, and let it be known that this will probably be the last conventionally featured article without that freaky voting table. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:45, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
- Against
» Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:47, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
- For It's alright. Lt. Wyoming 21:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Neutralizing the "Alces alces", Haze1956 14:06, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Robertodole 22:06, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
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Score: 14 Extra Special Characters
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| Nomination:
| RabbiTechno 12:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
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For Votes: 14
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Featured —rc (t) 07:08, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
- One of the finest articles I've read in a while. RabbiTechno 14:16, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair 20:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- Per ~
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 01:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. InfiniteMonkey 03:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 07:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:42, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- FOR Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles)
- KUN SEXY WH16:03, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For That's well funny! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:31, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- Extra Strength Tylenol For This is good! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:49, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
- For -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:47, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:07, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 0
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No against votes
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| Vote: The Consumerist
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Score: 20.5 anti-capitalist rants
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| Nomination:
| Mhaille 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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For Votes: 20.5
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Featured —rc (t) 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
- nomandfor - Sheer Tompkins Brilliance. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For I would have nommed this myself, but I'm notoriously lazy. And also cute. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:18, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For The sidebar alone is worth the shot. Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- afouhafo[pshjjg[pi9sZJGHap[iojjfg]pojdfhilpjn(sic)
Weasel 3689 23:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair 23:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Fou-Lu 02:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Sir Modusoperandi 05:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- Brilliant. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Excellence Kenvalyi 15:54, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- Whoa man. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 16:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Can you also make a reskin to go with it? --General Insineratehymn 19:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. The page looks amazing and the text doesn't let it down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:59, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. 80.192.247.120 15:10, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- ForOMGROFLAMAO This should be a project page, but a featured article will suffice as proper recognition. --Agoistheman 17:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Not Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Not Again. ~
20:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- HITLER SAYS YES!, Hitler! 22:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
- Hahaha- I clicked the article thinking it was some tired communist joke, I was pleasantly surprised.Witt,
of UNion Entertain me* 04:15, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 0
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No against votes
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| Comments
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- Weasel:wtf?--
» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- Much credit and thanks to Braydie, who ended up writing just about half of the article with me - Also, of course, the Academy.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- :D —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- I unknowingly helped over IRC with the World of Warcraft part, although i said he was a level 70. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- Didn't want to make him too good :)
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure the bunny's duracell.
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Score: 13.5 minority groups skewer'd
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| Nomination:
| I nominate this article Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
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For Votes: 15.5
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Featured —Braydie 10:24, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
- I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, sure. [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 00:01, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- I love the pictures in this article, especially the melon fuherer
Weasel 3689 03:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- emc's work in wikifying and improving this article must not be ignored. However, because it is a Hitler article, it MUST be protected or at least semi-protected upon being featured so that gobshites can't fiddle with it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- Great darts. I never knew Adie H was such an adorable person. The pictures are fantastic too. Billsheppard 11:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair 19:57, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- For Capercorn 01:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- For
- L 03:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. It's actually a funny Hitler article! solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- FOR!!!! --My sides are splitting... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.49.250.152 (talk • contribs) diff
- FOR -- Brillaince -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles)
- KUN SEXY WH15:18, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- FOR Absolutely brilliant. It is so easy to stuff articles like this up. But this was genuinely funny. A classic! Nice pics too. Marto 85 15:39, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- FOR "I can't believe it's not Hitler" got me from the start. BRILLIANT!!!Lord Gneo 19:24, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- for - lawl Pcgamermofo 23:40, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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Against Votes: 2
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- As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. Sir Modusoperandi 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
- against. I agree that it needs to be edited down, a lot of it is unfunny randomness. InfiniteMonkey 03:10, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
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| Comments
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For the record, the "acid" mentioned that he was supposedly on was actually mustard gas that he was really exposed to during WWI. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 03:56, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
- ya if all the amphetamines dont count
Weasel 3689 01:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
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| Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement
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Score: 13 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!
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| Nomination:
| A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
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For Votes: 14
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Featured —rc (t) 07:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
- For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- —Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- FOR ONLY $0.99
Weasel 3689 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
- After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
- For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
- 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles)
- KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
- For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This]
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