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Martina Hingis

Vote: Martina Hingis

Score: 15 letters of adoration

Nomination: Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

Featuredrc (t) 05:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nom Saw this on pee review and loved it. I believe it was also in PLS. Kelpan 17:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. for That is hilarious! Subtle and yet, frightening. --Smrt-guy 18:36, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For One of my very favorite articles from the Poo Lit. I thought for sure it would thrash the hell out of my article, but it didn't. And that's something of a shame. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 19:20, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Self-for. A lot of work went into this article. I got through three pairs of binoculars for a start. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. -Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 23:49, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. Oh my. GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Image:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Icons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Icons-flag-us.pngImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gifImage:Spacer.gif 08:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For stalking greatness! Kenvalyi 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Winstanley1 15:16, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. It's so obsessive it's scary! -TKF 17:56, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  11. Very For - Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 20:36, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  12. Killer captions. --So So 13:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Don alun 18:37, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:20, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  15. This is awesome. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 18:10, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. Fantastic. I'm glad I eventually got around to reading this. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against it's so obbssessivve that it's scary!!!Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


Walgreens Drug Store

Vote: Walgreens Drug Store

Score: 13 Capitalistic Vampires on Methamphetamines

Nomination: - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16

FeaturedBraydie 08:24, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For I don't know if this was nominated before, if it was why did it not feature? anyone who's ever worked for a retail monster can relate - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 22:43, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For If it's not Walmart, it's Walgreens. --Hanyouman 05:40, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:33, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 18:06, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 19:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. ForBraydie 19:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a tidy up with the images, but enough to make me laugh, and I've never heard of them. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 00:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Sucks, in a good way --Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 23:21, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For I used to work at a Walgreens. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 20:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. FORE! I like it! - Enzo Aquarius 21:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. F☭R, Might as well since it is forgotten 'bout. 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 00:21, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Mhaille never hearing of Walgreens. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. Fur, -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:14, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For, per Zombiebaron. --Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:14, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against Surely we have better targets to make fun of then this?--Agh 04:47, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. the intro kills it. GOSHZILLaDISGUSTING UNFUNNY NONSENSE 00:33, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. --Kelpan 21:41, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • C☭MMENT, I redid the images in question. Better but not great. 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 01:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé

Score: +13.5 Stolen Mattel Merchandise

Featuredrc (t) 07:32, 4 April 2007 (UTC)


Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe

Score: 14 Extra Special Characters

Nomination: RabbiTechno 12:44, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14

Featuredrc (t) 07:08, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. One of the finest articles I've read in a while. RabbiTechno 14:16, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. F☭R, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 20:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Per ~ Image:Tophatsig.png 01:36, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. InfiniteMonkey 03:08, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 07:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:42, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. FOR Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Image:Icons-flag-ie.png-Image:Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH16:03, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For That's well funny! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:31, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. Extra Strength Tylenol For This is good! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:49, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:52, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 22:47, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:07, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


The Consumerist

Vote: The Consumerist

Score: 20.5 anti-capitalist rants

Nomination: Mhaille 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 20.5

Featuredrc (t) 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

  1. nomandfor - Sheer Tompkins Brilliance. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I would have nommed this myself, but I'm notoriously lazy. And also cute. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:18, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. For The sidebar alone is worth the shot. Feureau 23:06, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. afouhafo[pshjjg[pi9sZJGHap[iojjfg]pojdfhilpjn(sic) Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 23:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. F☭R, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 23:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Fou-Lu 02:48, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Sir Modusoperandi 05:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. Brilliant. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. ForBraydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Excellence Kenvalyi 15:54, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. Whoa man. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 16:17, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:41, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Can you also make a reskin to go with it? --General Insineratehymn 19:45, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. The page looks amazing and the text doesn't let it down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:59, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. 80.192.247.120 15:10, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  17. ForOMGROFLAMAO This should be a project page, but a featured article will suffice as proper recognition. --Agoistheman 17:08, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  18. Not Against -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 20:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  19. Not Again. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:04, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  20. HITLER SAYS YES!, Hitler! 22:21, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  21. Hahaha- I clicked the article thinking it was some tired communist joke, I was pleasantly surprised.Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:15, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Weasel:wtf?--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 23:46, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Much credit and thanks to Braydie, who ended up writing just about half of the article with me - Also, of course, the Academy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:08, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 :D —Braydie 10:01, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
I unknowingly helped over IRC with the World of Warcraft part, although i said he was a level 70. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Didn't want to make him too good :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure the bunny's duracell.


Adolf Hitler

Score: 13.5 minority groups skewer'd

Nomination: I nominate this article Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 15.5

FeaturedBraydie 10:24, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. I am nominating this article due to visibility, humor and origninality. Happy Weasel 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, sure. [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 00:01, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. I love the pictures in this article, especially the melon fuherer Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 03:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. emc's work in wikifying and improving this article must not be ignored. However, because it is a Hitler article, it MUST be protected or at least semi-protected upon being featured so that gobshites can't fiddle with it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:35, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Great darts. I never knew Adie H was such an adorable person. The pictures are fantastic too. Billsheppard 11:19, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 19:57, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Capercorn 01:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. For
  10. L 03:07, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. It's actually a funny Hitler article! solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 11:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
  12. FOR!!!! --My sides are splitting... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.49.250.152 (talk • contribs) diff
  13. FOR -- Brillaince -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Image:Icons-flag-ie.png-Image:Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH15:18, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
  14. FOR Absolutely brilliant. It is so easy to stuff articles like this up. But this was genuinely funny. A classic! Nice pics too. Marto 85 15:39, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  15. FOR "I can't believe it's not Hitler" got me from the start. BRILLIANT!!!Lord Gneo 19:24, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  16. for - lawl Pcgamermofo 23:40, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. As much as I love Hitler (and hey, who doesn't?), this page needs an editor. Most of what's there is pretty good, but the sheer volume overwhelms. Sir Modusoperandi 02:02, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. against. I agree that it needs to be edited down, a lot of it is unfunny randomness. InfiniteMonkey 03:10, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

For the record, the "acid" mentioned that he was supposedly on was actually mustard gas that he was really exposed to during WWI. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 03:56, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

ya if all the amphetamines dont count Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 01:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)


HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Vote: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement

Score: 13 delicious burritos FOR ONLY $0.99!!!

Nomination: A great article, runner up in the most recent PLS
For Votes: 14

Featuredrc (t) 07:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

  1. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Braydie 04:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 07:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR ONLY $0.99 Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 08:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 21:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  7. After agonizing week after week in English class, waiting for everyone in the class to understand what a thesis was and how one was made, where I had already grasped this fairly simple concept in the grade previous. As a side note, more recently everyone had forgotten what a thesis was in class. But I'm rambling. This is good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:58, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Should be distributed to all schools, everywhere, as it couldn't possibly lower the standard of edumacation. --El Zoof 04:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  9. 4 Utterly brilliant, even when presented to a critical audience such as my AP English class. --Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Image:Icons-flag-ie.png-Image:Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH 16:18, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, even though I don't like Taco Bell. Nice "subliminal messaging". --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This]