Uncyclopedia:VFH/archive12

Score: 19 post-civil rights heroes

Featured —rc (t) 03:57, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Self nominating and for. With all due to modesty, maybe my best job up to now. Thanks RcMurphy for changing the rules, it got a very positive review. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 21:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
2. For may be influenced by hunger. --Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:33, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
3. For i have racial envy ----Unedible 17:12, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
4. Dig is he black? Is he white? NO! --THINKER 17:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
5. Clever Disturbing. But very good Matt lobster 23:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
6. For After some deliberation, I do indeed think it is featureworthy. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:34, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
8. For. ~ 18:27, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
9. Aye. Not bad at all. RabbiTechno 18:29, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
10. For. Much improved. --Sir Modusoperandi 22:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
11. For-- confusing (I think that's the joke) but very funny P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs)
12. For. Stan Lee will be proud.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 02:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
13. Strong For--Dr. Fenwick 03:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
14. I like. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
15. For --GAMESPOT=666 21:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
16. For but reminds me of the movie Pandaman (He's half white, half black and all BAD!)Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
17. For...it's strange but true!--Sir Shandon 17:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
18. For Quality article, Quality whoring. --Kelpan 21:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
19. For Good enough for featuring--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  23:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
20. For. -- Mitch 02:29, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Against It's hard to get into -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

• Comments moved to the article's talk page. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 21:22, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Score: 19 creepy looking Southern politicians (which is about as many as there are in Congress today)

Featured —rc (t) 04:36, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

1. for- It is really a pretty damn good and short biography. Or it could just be me. I have been expirencing sympathy hot flashes of late for my pregnant wife. Happy Weasel 15:24, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
2. 4 Brilliant political satire. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH16:09, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
3. For. You know, given it's my article and all. Am I allowed to vote for my own article? I hope so. Xavier 16:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
4. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:40, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
5. For --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:20, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
6. For I never heard of this guy, but this article is great! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 02:41, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
7. For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:15, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
8. For Speed lynching and werewolves, who could want more! --EA Ruin Everything 16:47, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
9. For, but it's really early in the morning and I can't think of a witty comment. Something will come to me, I'm sure. Eventually. --Sir Modusoperandi 12:17, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
10. For...I like it--Sir Shandon 15:39, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
11. For: Shit yes. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 18:21, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
12. For. Uncyclopedia: funny and educational. Between this and Martin Van Buren, I've learnt more about 19th Century American history on this site than anywhere else. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:29, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
13. For Brilliant pictures... --Sibley 13:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
14. For - Hell yes. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 28/04 14:40
15. For the pictures alone. The fact that an article exists is an afterthought.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
16. For Awesome stuff! WerewOLFF!!!! Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 05:05, 01 May 2007
17. For I love historical satire. Reminds me of my own article, French Revolution. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
18. For One of the few good biography articles. Nice use of satire as opposed to pointless drivel. blkgardner 06:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
19. For -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 22:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

No against votes

Score: 19 holes in the panel

Featured —rc (t) 04:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

1. .Nom and for. It worths all of the time it took Mordillo to complete. A crazy piece of rolling-on-the-ground-style humor. Mel Brooks shall be proud. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 21:26, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
2. For -- Ikabu 04:24, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
3. For. But I'd recommend Mordillo to take the stereotse part out. It seems Modus made you a great pic and you had to make it fit into the article. It doesn't really fit, it sorts of break the previous flow.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:16, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
4. Obligatory self For. Based on a true and tragical story ~ 08:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
5. For. Sorry I'm late. Anybody want to buy a stereo, cheap? --Sir Modusoperandi 12:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
6. For. Coxxx
7. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:04, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
8. For Hilarious.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
9. Fore And a hole in one radio. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
10. For --Coleridge49 02:57, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
11. For - This is hilarious! -- TheSlyFox 07:59, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
12. For - Great. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 30/04 16:56
13. Awesome, the pics rule. Not sure about the last one, though. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
14. For I can't afford to buy you a new stereo, but I can vote for this funny article. It's a win, win. Well for me. --Kenvalyi 21:18, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
15. Ford --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:44, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
16. For Stereotse made me giggle Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:38, 02 May 2007
17. For I'm surprised I havent voted for this yet, excuse my tardiness Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 22:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
18. Four I have to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yes! Matt lobster 22:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
19. For Get the F*ck away from my car radio!--Dr. Fenwick 03:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

No against votes

Actually, that image is responsible for 30% of my such enthusiatic nomination. Maybe Mord can improve a little in finding a context to the "vengeance", but I think whatever he would have written, it's still rofl just for the pic itself. For greater justice, think I'm putting it on VFP. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 11:48, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo, do whatever is best for the page. I just made that pic because I'm quite mad. Mad! --Sir Modusoperandi 12:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Score: 18 sleeping alone

Featured —rc (t) 02:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Macho as hell but, I believe, true to the facts. I don't like self-nominations but I want to give this a try. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 02:45, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
2. For -- Ikabu 03:13, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
3. For--I have to vote for this or NeedABrain will spank me!--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:34, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
4. For. --Emmzee 13:03, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
5. For ---Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer}
6. For--Dr. Fenwick 19:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
7. I hope you get that "we aim to offend" template at the top....~ 20:31, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
8. For. Awesome article. I think I reviewed it on the Pee, and it was spot on. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ljlego (talk • contribs) [1]
9. For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 07:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
10. For, although I can't figure out why you'd wanna run away...the round need love too. If anything, they need it more. --Sir Modusoperandi 12:57, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
11. For --THINKER 02:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
12. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:05, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
13. For -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
14. For Well okay, I didn't wanna seem like a cheater voting for my own adopter but hey, it is a well inspired article Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 01:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
15. For.Just because my fat friends think they're sexy.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 04:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
16. For I enjoy the HowTo format a lot XD Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 06:02, 01 May 2007
17. For --Phantom Grammar 18:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
18. For :D dougy 22:04, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

No against votes

On That Guy Huffed Me vote:

Soldier Bailey! You're giving vital information to our enemy! Quick! 140 push-ups! Hay-ho! Hup-hup! -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 10:40, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Cause NeedABrain bribed me convinced me. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Modus, I'm taking note of your comment. Just in case it's 4 a.m. and I need a decoy friend to save me from a compromising situation. Yeah, you're a great friend indeed!

Also, ladies, I know, this is awfully scoundrelish. But sometimes we men need to talk like a man, just to remember the ol' good times... Okay, okay, I'm already there! No, no, no, that pan I'm not washing... I am, I am! -- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 13:11, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Score: 21 Class indifferences

Featured —rc (t) 04:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Nom. and For Absolutely brilliant... if you're British, you HAVE to read this... if you're not British then you probably won't get it, so bugger off... hats off to Sannse! --Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:22, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
2. FOR This is kinda funny. Happy Weasel 04:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
3. For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
4. For --Phantom Grammar 06:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
5. --L 09:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
6. For. More British stuff? indubitably. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
7. Oh, I say, For.--Sir Shandon 14:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
8. For Randomator 15:39, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
9. For - The Jade Goody quote's a classic --Sibley CUN - Communication! Contribution! Collaboration! 16:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
10. For —Braydie 18:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
11. For Sannse creates brilliance once again. RabbiTechno 18:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
12. For I would say I loved it but I'm too repressed. Matt lobster 18:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
13. For Grade A comedy. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:43, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
14. Hey! I may be British, from Surrey and drive a Land Rover, but I... wait... For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
15. For Sheer truth. --Zyrac 20:08, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
16. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
17. for Truly British. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH21:41, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
18. For --Composure1 01:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
19. For Lovely stuff. Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 04:11, 02 May 2007
20. Eeeeee lad, what's tha stuff n nonsense al' aboot? For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:13, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
21. Sheer class. --Kelpan 21:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
22. For. Can someone reach me a pint of Old Speckled? -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 22:48, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Against Because only George Washington deserves to be elected unanimously... *shot for making an overly American comment* --Dexter111344 00:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

/me pulls up gun. "Got him" —Braydie 00:18, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Well done Braydie, you get that scouse bastard! --Prof Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Score: 18 times the bastard drove over Whiskers, just to prove his point

Featured —rc (t) 02:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

1. N+F A gem of complete and utter nonsense by MO. Fans of Hawking will rejoice! ~ 10:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
2. FOR --Winstanley1 11:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
3. For. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 11:49, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
4. For --Sibley 12:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
5. For. Alright, alright... I've been trying to put together a Stephen Hawking-themed page lately, but this is funnier than mine was. I bow to you, sir.--<<>> 12:48, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
6. My grampa used to tell me this: "Barry" (he called me Barry for some reason) "Only two things in life are certain; For and Steven Hawking ran over my cat." --Sir Modusoperandi 13:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
7. For - this is an excellent example of good, funny randomness. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:19, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
8. For Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
9. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
10. For. Random without being stupid. It makes me laugh, but it doesn't make me embarrassed to say so. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 04:54, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
11. I don't like the formatting, but still Dig --THINKER 05:44, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
12. For -- {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:03, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
13. For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 09:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
14. For Robertodole 10:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
15. Why haven't I voted For this article yet? --Sir Shandon 11:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
16. For. Golden. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 16:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
17. FOR I need to read that book. My dad owns a copy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
18. For --Phantom Grammar 06:48, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
19. For - the great man himself would like this, if he had any sense of humour at all. RabbiTechno 17:47, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
20. For - Out of respect for the cat Matt lobster 19:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
21. For. WHY? WHY DID HAWKING Hve to kill Whiskers??? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
22. For I feel your pain. He also ran over my cat AND my foot! --Dexter111344 00:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

1. -L 14:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
2. Sorry, this is a guaranteed feature, but it does nothing for me at all. Against. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
3. Whatsa matter with putting this thing in a blog, where it belongs?Happy Weasel 19:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
4. ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. It starts off funny, but kind of fizzles out. --Kelpan 14:16, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Dunno if it helps, but I reorganized and put the "Salma" bit last. She's dreamy. *swoon*. --Sir Modusoperandi 14:37, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Score: 15 people who care

Featured —rc (t) 04:04, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

1. Nom and for --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
2. For —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 21/04 10:16
3. For--Imp88 11:08, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
4. For-- c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
5. Dig --THINKER 20:33, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
6. DoublePlusGood  Weasel 3689 20:59, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
7. For--Dr. Fenwick 22:58, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
8. For----Wondernerd2 23:52, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
9. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 00:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
10. For, although could have sworn that Todd Lyons wrote this. Regardless, this is great quality article that satirizes Fox News in a way that hasn't been overdone. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
11. For Without this, Nobody Cares wouldn't have an archnemisis. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 08:59, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
12. 'For it is splendid, and thus worthy of the limelight.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:45, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
13. For, the pics are mint and the writing is quality even if it's funnier if you've read Nobody cares. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
14. I care about this article enough to vote for. --Emmzee 13:11, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
15. Just to balance things up, this one is a for. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:05, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
16. For Yes please. --General Insineratehymn 22:17, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

1. Naah. -L 04:38, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

• You guys don't want me back, do you? I should think that would be the height of recklessness. Anyway, thanks! (I always thought this was one of my better efforts, actually.)  c • > • cunwapquc? 19:54, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Score: 15 undeserved offices held

Featured —rc (t) 04:34, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

1. Shameless self nom and for. Poo Lit runner-up from earlier this year. Vote for free ice cream! -- Hindleyite Converse •