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Score: + Nine teen and a have

Featured —rc (t) 03:05, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Nom and AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! By far one of the funniest, goofiest things I've seen in months! Kudos to Hindley for employing the subject of the article to create the article, and generating a wonderful skewering in so doing! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:29, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:31, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 17:05, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For. I wood like two vote fore because eye am the Arthur. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Reefer Desk - Use it | Converse 19:04, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For Ah, I remember the good old days of making text-to-speech programs say dirty words. Good times. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:45, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For, a great artacle everyone will be love. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:14, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
For. A good arctic hole. --Sbluen 00:21, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
For. But the music me. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 01:45, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Eff Oh Arrr --{{SUBST:User:Donut/Sig}} 02:11, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
For Billy ant period I mean.--<<>> 02:53, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Für. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:20, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
NEGATIVE. Its alright, but not feature-worthy. For, upon further review full stop -- Sir C Holla | CUN 07:08, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
For a crack in art ickle.--Nydas 19:19, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Against Seems like it's just one tiresome joke stretched out to its breaking point. Didn't get me laughing, anyways. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:17, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Four Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:36, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Yes. Eye lychee. -- Imrealized 08:02, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
Strange Floor.--Wit (tawk) 03:22, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Self reference is teh roxzorz. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:03, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
Huge For - I love a good self reference. TheMono 03:59, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Major FOR , This guy is a pie on ear of the self refs. - Vosnul 17:53, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Fore!, reminds me of Newton adventures. --Eponymous Coward | talk | "contributions" | ban 08:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Against.--Joe!TALK|CONTRIBS|F@H 14:06, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
Fourperiod it reminds me of how frustrated eye was when eye got tex too speech soft wear period--Testicles 02:51, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Against I agree with Diz -- this thing is just one mediocre gag stretched to the breaking point. --Jordanus 03:58, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
For - I agree that it's stretched to the breaking point, but it's better than mediocre, gag-wise... Anyway, it has a certain charm. c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 22:54, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Four. Self-reference at it's best. --Rabid Jaguar 05:18, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
For. --Thetoastman 06:23, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
for taking Bill Gates down a peg. Oh, and for cleaning my socks. Thanks. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:03, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
No--TKF 21:53, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
Four hill air i us art ickle--24.24.150.168 14:28, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Africa

Score: +19

Featured —rc (t) 02:15, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

For. Awesome stuff. --User:Themarcuscreature
Against - The conclusion was the best laugh I had. I have to be honest, it's a little too true to be funny, and in a lot of people's eyes, that's what Africa actually is. TheMono 05:15, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
4. -L 09:43, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For. While not entirely my style, shows a spark of creativity that's quite unique. -- Jayrod «Speek MUN WH» 17:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
Weak for It's pretty funny article, though not a barn-burner, but as was mentioned earlier, it's almost too true. --ENeGMA 20:25, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For It's extremely funny, but, again, almost too true, much like a majority of my Wikipedia sporks. Howerver, the maps rock hardcore!Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH
Strong for. Definitely. So let's all help turn Africa's frown upside-down. --So So 03:12, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For, because it's both funny (mostly) AND true (not so much), just like the Uncylopedia article on where ever it is that I am from. Modusoperandi 04:04, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
Very For - I love humourous maps, and that article has them in abundance. --ninebucks 20:52, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
Collosal For There hasn't been an article to make me laugh like that since....who cares? It's funny. Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:16, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
Yeah Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:30, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 11:11, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
OK. Good, in-depth conclusion. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:47, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
For.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 01:25, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For This is amazing. Yes, yes, yes. --I hate red links!

The end.-- Jayrod «Speek MUN WH» 23:03, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Fourteenth vote FOR. Front page quality. Sir C Holla | CUN --04:14, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Love that pro/cons table. --User:Nintendorulez 12:38, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
Weak AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. It's got its humor, but something about the formatting/presentation just strikes me as unpolished. I think that it will make a good featured article with some finishing, but the as it stands, it's kind of rough. For starters, take out the red links. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 12:53, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
AIDS-ridden For!--TKF 23:26, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
One self-serving For, coming right up. You want fries with that? --Jordanus 03:51, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
Against. Didn't do it for me. I'll just go stand off to the side now. -- Imrealized 08:10, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
Super AIDS-ridden For! --Sbluen 20:15, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Good one - David Gerard 08:07, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Against. I agree with TheMono --Han 07:27, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
Strong For. Hilarious and true at the same time. --Rabid Jaguar 00:36, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Gay Pride

Score: +27! Simply faaaabulous!

Featured —rc (t) 02:35, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

Nomination and For. It's here, it's queer and it's damn funny. -- Imrealized 04:17, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

*Against. Sorry, but it didn't make me laugh. --Sbluen 04:23, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

Against. Sexual references = big no-no. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:53, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For my own article. I even made the bouncywikilogo pink especially. And anyone who doesn't vote 'for' this is a homophobe and neonazi - David Gerard 07:14, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Oh, Sannse created Image:OscarPride.jpg for it, so if you don't vote 'For' then the Wikia Cabal will get you! - David Gerard 14:27, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For Because I actually added to the content. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 13:36, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Certainly made me giggle. Rebecca 14:28, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For respecting its diversity... closets are for clothes, sweetie. --Carlb 14:48, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For. We must be proud of our big no nos! Morwen 16:55, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged wimmin and swim between their knees.... Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:18, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Because David made me. -- sannse esnnas 18:16, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Yeah, ok. Works for me, print it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:20, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Fags are our friends. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:25, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Forish. The Main Page has a serious lack of Faggotry. This should remedy that. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:37, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Oh god yes!--Joe!&MUN&F@H&KIA&C^2&N^1 20:16, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
For. This article will show the world that Uncyclopedia is fair to all, no matter what their race, creed, colour or sexual orientation (as long as they're young, white, middle-class gay men). --Shamus
For. I'm cool with gays. Not with the liking dudes part, but with the not liking girls part. All the more for me! I'm kidding...............kind of. My chance-o-meter just dropped points, didn't it? Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 21:52, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
On behalf of my brother, I vote FOR Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:47, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
Extreem lesbian For.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 01:37, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
FORGASAM --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:40, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For, the last bit is hilarious. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:31, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. I went in wanting to hate this article. I really did. Unfortunately, I was laughing too hard to.--<<>> 03:15, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Against. Poorly organized and full of tired stereotypes. And I may not be a homophobe, but I'm definitely a furryphobe. *shudder.* --Jordanus 03:37, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. If only it was a month earlier.. gay pride month? --Bongo 05:09, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Most gay people hate pride parades. Something should be added about the Bear Pride bits of the pride parades. --Spencer (yiff) Cheer up! Hitler's still dead. 05:40, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Bear pit added - David Gerard 07:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For - though I have to say that it really would be vastly improved by removing (or at least moving down) the cartoon furry thingy. c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 06:54, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
I must stop putting the cartoon furry on everything - David Gerard 07:53, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Just so the Wikia Cabal doesn't get me. --Sbluen 09:22, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For, If only for the very last line --Jamtrousers 09:37, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 10:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For even though it makes no difference. Just like everything else I do.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 11:28, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For, from a blatant homophobe. (No Ghey Pride reskin, thanks!)-- Colonel Swordman 14:28, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
BIG GAY FOR! Uuh...you did not just read that...--Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:45, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
For. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 19:20, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Score: 19% damage

Featured —rc (t) 05:36, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

Nom and For. Awesome mixing of SSBM and DoA:XBV. Hilarious, and brilliantly written. --nuknuk 04:40, 16 June 2006 (Aus EST)
For --Pcgamermofo 07:03, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
For Absolutely hilarious. --ENeGMA 13:32, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
For Made ME laugh, anyway...--<<>> 14:47, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
Blush and For. Thanks, guys. I just did some major edits before I realized this got nominated. --Monika 18:11, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Could do with some ~~jokes about~~ pics of nude codes. --User:Nintendorulez 18:21, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

I prefer nude coeds.(those computer nerds...)--

Swami A. Suresh 22:09, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

For. I liked how the link between Kid Icarus and Metroid was slyly referenced. -L 09:37, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
For, combines a great game and a crap game into a tasty melange that, somehow, makes me feel both creepy and weird simultaneously. Modusoperandi 17:02, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
For --em c ! ╬ 04:33, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
For. This is really funny stuff.--Wit (tawk) 18:44, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Severe hawtness. I wish it was really a video game, damn! 24.145.222.85 20:57, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Make up for that whole page move thing. Heh, sorry 'bout that. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:51, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

hee hee, thanks and no problem. I was so confused when it was happening, though. Especially since I thought I had changed the name already but I'd really decided to lump it in with the rest of the rewrite. --monika 06:54, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

FOR Zelda has a nice ass. Reminds me of this girl I met in Ipanema --24.57.52.178 04:30, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Sorry to ruin the PERFECT, but is this really funny enough to feature? ..Would have left it alone, but something tells me the DoA article I started will get ransacked by anonymous IP's if this goes up... --So So 13:15, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

comment If you're worried about your article, I (or you, it is a wiki) can take out the link. --monika 17:20, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

There's a link? ..Oh, but it looks like you took it out already. I was half-kidding, but oh well. Thanks. --So So 06:52, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

For. just about. seemed a lot cleverer before i'd heard of doax. - - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 17:37, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Xtreme xcellence. -- Imrealized 18:06, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Not only is it hilarious, but it's very well-done.--Wehpudicabok 23:24, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Good fun. --acontent 04:49, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
For A great article with good photoshops. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH
For--69.123.11.39 18:11, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
- Forgot to sign in--TKF 18:12, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
For 'Tis good. KSava 00:10, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
For OMG YES --Moogle.EXE 14:36, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner

Score: +18

Featured I counted three articles with +18. This one got the nod because ~~I liked it best~~ it's the oldest. —rc (t) 05:45, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Self nom. Just to see. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For. This article made me chuckle. Considering how rarely I actually open my mouth upon finding something funny, consider it an achievement. --The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a knickknack. 09:41, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
For. This amused me, and, since I've never read Hemingway and therefore am sure I didn't get a lot of the jokes, that makes this a winner for me.--<<>> 05:01, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
For "Squeeze some ketchup out in a line. Roll up the bread nice and tight. That’s it. Man creates food." Go go gadget literary humor! —rc (t) 18:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
For You can't argue with this. Feel the quality in that cloth. FreeMorpheme 21:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
STRONG FOR -- LinkTheGameFreak ^{Bitch here} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Another quality product from the pen of Hardwick. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 15:56, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For It made me hunger for wasp. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:05, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For Food is good. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:57, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Against it's okay, but it's no [Bouncy Castle]. Plus self noms annoy me Modusoperandi 00:49, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
For Charming article and now Modusoperandi's vote is neutralized. Its like two votes in one. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 17:44, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Strong Against- Funny at times, but needs much more work before it can be accepted as a featured article. There are only about 3 recipes on there- hardly enough to call it a full article. The Llama Llover
For. OMGTF ROFLROFL WWJD! yeah well good. - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - - 18:21, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
For.--InfiniteMonkey 23:34, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
For. Like the noble clown, it charges into the circus ring, only to die on the matador's sword, because it's quite a nasty circus. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 10:32, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
For It's so Hemingway-ish. I'd love to see that featured! Awesome work Sir :) --Zig 14:52, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Against - sorry, I have tried to love, but someone needs to kill this bull..... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 17:28, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
For This made my comatose aunt laugh. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:10, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
For. If Celebrity Roast or Cannibalism can't make it to the front page, then this one definitely should. It's one after my own heart. :) ~ T. (talk) 22:13, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
For - I looked at funny as though I were seeing it for the first time. --Imrealized 22:31, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
Weak Against. I quite like it, but it's a bit too repetitious for me to love completely. You can do better, Hardwick. ^_^--Winston 02:10, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
For Now to go read some Hemingway. --Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 01:50, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
For Mushroom 10:36, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 04:52, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
For Indeed. Sir C Holla | CUN 04:48, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
For because I love this type of article--TKF 18:18, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
For ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:29, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:See Dick

See Dick get:19 votes

Featured —rc (t) 04:16, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

Nomination and For: Read it. You'll like it. -- Jayrod «Speek MUN WH» 00:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
Agreeable For. I read it. I loved it. -- Imrealized IMme 00:27, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For: Stylistcally consistent. this would have been an easy one to fuck up. nice beat, can dance to it... I give it an 8Matt Kurz 00:34, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For - Oh no! Dick has hurt Harry! Hilarious. TheMono 05:16, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For "He is not a crook. Crook, crook, crook."... that shouldn't be so funny, but it is --Jamtrousers 09:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For and thanks for the Nomination ;-) Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
Against. Read it, didn't like it, but I'm willing to accept that this could just be because of my politics.--<<>> 13:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!! This got me giggling. Pret-Pret strikes again! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For.InfiniteMonkey 03:16, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For This is well-executed, and extremely classy. Though politically itchy, It's a for, since we don't care about being FAIR AND BLALALANCED (TM, lol)--Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 03:18, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For. An original UnBooks article... Wait, no, nevermind. Whatever... still for. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:55, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For - funny and clever.--Nydas 08:27, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
For --em c ! ╬ 04:25, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
For c • > • cun w a p q u c ? 04:51, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
*reads title alone* For --User:Nintendorulez 21:08, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Quality stuff.--SN W | T 19:46, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
For. 'Tis funneh for 'tis true. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:22, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
See me vote for See Dick. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:32, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
Forshizzle. Sir C Holla | CUN 00:08, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Funny and topical. --Mr.Vib 14:44, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
Simple but effective. For -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:40, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
For See DiZ vote. --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:46, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

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