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Humosexual

Score: +19

Featuredrc (t) 05:32, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Self nom and For. Out of the closet, into the fire - one last one before I retire --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. We're here, we sneer, welcome to our site.--Procopius 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That almost exactly describes me.--Emmzee 14:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Fur because I feel bad for Procopius. --emc! 03:34, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Sweet pity helps me escape. :)--Procopius 20:29, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Rob will do a lot for a pizza, but he drew the line at being mentioned in this. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Fro cool. --Parodius 22:24, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Eggsaladtent-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 04:50, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Noteworthy article, but considering that the subject matter has longed been joked about to the point of not being funny at all, and the article itself contains no more than what has been around in popular culture, I must contest its credibility of being feature-worthy (but that doesn't make me a humophobe, does it?) -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 07:18, 28 August 2006 (UTC) 07:37, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - Thanks for pointing that out. I was unaware of my crime. Please put a link on my talk page to show me where this has been done before. I'd hate to be unoriginal. I will try and stuff something in that hasn't "been around in popular culture" for a while, like maybe Stephenson's Rocket or something. And another thing, how can an article be both 'noteworthy' and 'not funny at all'? You make no sense at all. Were you drunk perhaps? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 15:40, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
  • I had to vote for as I'm a bit of a humo myself. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:49, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOUR. I like it. --Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Image:Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:08, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great, Hardwick, but don't let this be your swan song! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Image:Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 12:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For it is great. Dumitru 12:36, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah. Just so-so for my sense of humour. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:16, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. What can I say? She made me laugh.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:18, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

"Paul is dead" hoax

Score: +20 if "Eat a bagel!" doesn't mean "for"

Featured I counted the votes very carefully and responsibly. Thanks for the support. —rc (t) 05:22, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - Was a Poo Lit Surprise contest winner.--Mister Nosey 00:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Is this supposed to be funny? It reads like a Wikipedia article. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Image:Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:43, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Lesson 1: It reads like a Wikipedia article because it's a parody. Brilliant, funny, subtle and smart writing and images. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 06:55, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like how it pretends that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings. The rest is good too.--Sir Modusoperandi 06:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it beat mine so it must be funny, which it is.—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 10:36, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For as per Hardwick. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For wings...lol-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:30, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Hindleyite 12:51, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- monika 14:51, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For-- Premier Tom Mayfair 19:49, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The album descriptions are priceless.--Procopius 21:00, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Pure genius. --Hhamdy283 00:41, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Just wanted to say thanks for the nom, Mister Nosey, and for everyone who voted. I really didn't expect this article to do very well on VFH, but I'm glad to be wrong so far. —rc (t) 00:57, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Eat a bagel! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:28, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I still ove the Abbey Road picture... but I don't think it could pull it's own weight on VFP, this is good enough... I suppose. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:34, 3 September 2006 (UTC) 04:34, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For Quite, quite brilliant. --Tezcat 09:37, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • I liek'. Dumitru 12:25, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because my culture requires me to vote for anything featuring the walrus of death. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:38, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For!!!!! i love the paul is dead clues!!! and i love this parody! a new extreme!! yay!! (and i wanted to use my totally awesome sig again) (be amazed, be very amazed) MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
  • For, heehee. -- cdr. thetoastman Toastmansig.png tlk ctr cun f@h 11:44, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, grand stuff there lass -- Shiny3.png Shiny2.png Shiny1.png sannse Pretty.png esnnas Shiny1.png Shiny2.png Shiny3.png 22:45, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For I had a mighty inward struggle with whether to vote for myself. Hubris for the win! —rc (t) 04:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny, and who can go against the Beatles? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 04:50, 6 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for Rc is an indisputable genius, and this article is solid, but it feels somewhat incomplete. What's there is hilarious, but it just left me yearning for more. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment You're right. I concentrated on album "clues" but there's definitely more to the story than that. It's unprotected now (I guess all the PLS entries were left protected?) for people to expand. And thanks for the vote. :D —rc (t) 02:02, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Lost in Translation

Score: +22 misunderstand wort

Featuredrc (t) 06:30, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

It's part of the joke, to show that the writer is "giving up". --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 11:44, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
See below.
  • For. I was payed to vote For.--ZniLe 07:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For clever jokes -- Xykon 08:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I didn't see the movie, but it's funny anyway. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:20, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for I'm working on a template which fors anything with Bat Fuck Insane in it. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:53, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, on the condition that by the time it comes to be featured, the Russian Reversal joke is obliterated. -- Hindleyite 15:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Mostly For Didn't see the movie, but riked what you did with the Engrish. Didn't raugh right out roud, but it tickred the insides of my brain. This sight courd use more writers who actuarry use their brains instead of staring at them in the jar on the pantry sherf. Good show, ord chap, good show. --Sharkbait1986 22:57, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It needs more work done before it can even be considered for VFH. Expand the shorter sections, make them funnier and then I'll change my vote.--DrPoodle 23:12, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Revised for. Maybe seeing the movie would've helped me get it the first time...? Oh well, it's good, anyway. Also, DrPoodle needs it explained to him as well. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:56, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wut gives? I like things that are lost. -- Imrealized ...huh? 05:10, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Reply - I get the joke, I just don't think its that funny...--DrPoodle 09:08, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore. Because my hovercraft is full of eels. El Zoof 12:30, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah, see? Dumitru 12:32, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For because Kakun forced me to. Or he'd kill my family.--Shandon 04:41, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 15:29, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - Its way funnier now. --DrPoodle 16:54, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - I Love Kakun! --PrincessCaitlaiPrincessCaitlai 17:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I was on the fence before all the recent changes, but now it's just hilarious all the way through. And I love the sprite comics starring kanji. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 21:56, 4 September 2006 (UTC)


Pixellated Face Disease

Score: +20 PFD sufferers

Featuredrc (t) 04:59, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For. As a long term sufferer, I must say that too many people are ready to kick us 'pixellos' around and shove us down manholes. Mere ridicule seems like a picnic by comparison, not that I get to go on many picnics, looking as I do. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 12:51, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Yes, life is tough for us PFD sufferers. 'Legoman' is not a nice nickname. -- Hindleyite 12:59, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for...I wondered why my eyes were square.--Sir Modusoperandi 13:05, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hi, I'm --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 13:18, 31 August 2006 (UTC) & I have PFD....
  • For. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:43, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's time the world knew about this tragic condition. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Image:Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:57, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 16:10, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's funny 'cause it's true.--Shandon 16:44, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:06, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:14, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- My mother is a PFD survivor. This one's for her...I love you mom (wherever you are)! -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 21:52, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For I replaced one picture, don't ban me. --Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 21:54, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Fuzzy for. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Image:Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:09, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. I was hoping for some surprising jokes (and didn't get any), but it was funny enough just using the basic ones. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:38, 31 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes Please. They used to call me pixhead, but maybe I misheard them on that one. -- Imrealized ...huh? 04:35, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:25, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Wit (tawk) 08:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very clever.--Procopius 13:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:34, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because MC Frontalot rocks. -- Falcotron16.png !!! ??? 18:50, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For While the second picture is not worth mentioning, I laughed when you mentioned "radio personalities", for now I truly understand what my friend meant when he said, "You have a face for radio" --01:46, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Unsigned —rc (t) 04:49, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia

Score: +17.5 IP addresses blocked under WP:VAIN

Featuredrc (t) 05:43, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and for. Pretty funny, and I think the author actually did all this stuff.--Procopius 13:32, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:56, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For beyond reasonable doubt. It's true. And funny. It's funny and not just stupid. --Image:Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 15:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes. Go Gubby! -- Imrealized ...huh? 17:45, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR. Hilarious. Very "in" (as in "in-joke") but most readers will understand. good job! -- mowgli 20:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh yeah! --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 20:48, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Finally a 'HowTo' you can actually use....... --Some Fool 00:16, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Awesome! I wish I had thought of it. Wehpudicabok 00:34, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Anything that makes Wikipaedophile admins cry gets a for from me. --UtarEmpire 12:57, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, if I can vote for my own article I will, because I'm worth it. *grin* Gubby 16:24, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Good fieldwork. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:49, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. An aside: Gubby posted the same article on Uncyc, and I couldn't figure out if it was vanity or not until he posted the other one. My only concern is that this stuff will promote vanity on WP and here. But, to be honest, nobody cares since I can just ban them. ^_^ Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 20:53, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. John1728 21:04, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: clever but too image-heavy. I don't think that would translate to the front page very well. Also, did you find your Rosa Blanco novel?—Sir Mandaliet CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 21:32, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. Bloke did 'is 'omework. And I laughed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Whoever fucking wrote this deserves a medal. {Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:02, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Religious Wikism is getting to be a problem..thanks for exposing this ever pervasive trend-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 01:28, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
    • For Bravo. I loved that article.The Spith 08:13, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  • YES. I love anything involving the vandalism of wikipedia. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 06:00, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For. [1] --Han 09:26, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Hilarious, I know from personal experience on the Charles Edward Cheese article of Wikipedia. 1028 18:23, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Step 6 is wrong. --Image:HPSig.PNGHP talk 02:17, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I get the strange feeling that somebody is maintaining a vanity page here, seeing as how the two other people to edit this article have had it reverted.-- jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity21:08, 14 August 2006 (UTC) Unsigned, really. And no timestamp. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CUNT|+S 19:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Though somewhat amusing, it's a bit of a bad example, but also too image-heavy and thus unfit for the front page. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 19:41, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Really funny article. Deserves recognition. --Admiral06 04:23, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. A page on How To: Waste Admins' Time is not comedy. Modusoperandi 04:33, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • comment. I just bet that you're an admin XD--Gubby 14:49, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. You heard it - this thing is butt ugly! -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 04:55, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I found it funny.--Mister Nosey 16:44, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against- Funny, but not feature worthy--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (speak up) 17:37, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Howtos and UnNEws articles should not be featured. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 03:39, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: You just said that 'cause it rhymes. Go on - admit it. --Some Fool 03:22, 20 August 2006 (UTC)


Gazebo

Score: +18.5

Featuredrc (t) 03:30, 30 August 2006 (UTC)


HowTo: Be a Tramp

Score: 19 dumpsters raided

Featuredrc (t) 04:26, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom + For. One of the wittier HowTos out there.--The One and Only Czar Yah 01:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For LMAO. Yugoslavian F 03:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Pretty funny, but not main page stuff. --Gunny 09:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Albeit biased, as the author. Just re-read it and think it's great, so there. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very clever, with funny text and amusing pictures. This vote cast in loving memory of HowTo: Criticize the Media's failed VFH nomination.--Procopius 16:13, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because it was funny, and i laughed at the bit about "you Scally." --Palsworth 17:01, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, rather useful. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:28, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Down four stubbies in one go. -- Col. Schwertfechter (talk) 13:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I shall give it a whopping 209 out of 210 for originality. - Stejinz 15:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For traveling on wind power through the night. -- Imrealized ...huh? 20:10, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. What can I say? Schadenfreude strikes again. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:11, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For because that's exactly the right way to use a shopping cart.--Shandon 16:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can't wait to get my Doctorate in Trampology --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
  • For, how did you guys find a picture of me? --Image:HPSig.PNGHP talk 05:42, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against - could be so much better. --Nydas 18:45, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Will vote for cash. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 12:25, 4 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nice. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A01:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very witty. Evil Mark 12:40, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Tramps are robots? The Bumfights thing has been done in real life, and Viz had a funnier page of job ads for tramps. Hate to be a prick. Sorry -- Sir Armando Perentie Image:Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 12:48, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For "Will code HTML for food".....priceless. No really, Hindleyite bribed me. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:59, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, now stop bitching about it on IRC. ;) --Image:Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:29, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR At last, a serious article on tramping that doesn't just assume that we tramps are all nothing more than drunken dossers. As a member of the community of 'sunshine dribblers' as we prefer to call ourselves, I found the section on "useful phrases" particularly helpful in the fight against terrorism. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 16:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • PHOR. Hindleyite bribed me with pie. Also, is good HowTo. --SarinZero (blabber ) 18:23, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for It works. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:13, 27 August 2006 (UTC)
  • for great article --Mr.Gear 20:04, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Paradise Lost

Score: +20 Apples Eaten

Featuredrc (t) 04:41, 26 August 2006 (UTC)