Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue
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| HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis | UnBooks:An_Uncyc_Ban_Diary | No feature queued | No feature queued | No feature queued | |
When one intends to rob a bank, the best plan is to have a plan. It's like those alliterating bastards always say, proper planning prevents piss poor productivity. As such, plan on having a plan. Make sure this plan you plan is planned well, unless you plan on planning some jail time, too. The best plan of them all, however, is not for the faint of heart. It is as illegal as it is dangerous, and would lower your societal position to new depths. You'd be lower than an adulterer. Lower than a murderer. Lower than the rapingest rapist ever to rape a rapee. Lower than the economy. Lower than the moral sensitivity of that guy in the mental institution. However, you'd be fucking richer than those guys on Wall Street, so get in there and rob a bank with your penis. (more...) |
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