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Windows XP is a reliable computer program, as shown here.

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When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

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Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you relax.

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Now showing at all good Middle-Eastern warzones near you!

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In an effort to extend its presence to areas that were previously only covered by UnNews, Fox News has founded a subsidiary in Middle Earth to stay competitive on the misinformation provider market.

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The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

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Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

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Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

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"El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men.

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Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope

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A screenshot of MS Paint, an image manipulation program.

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Satan hates his job, too. You're not like Satan. Are you?

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Mr. T is a beacon of hope in our cold and dark world.

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I wonder what they're trying to tell us this time...

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A powerful tool for stereotype reassignment.

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A screenshot from Age of Umpires II: Age of Cricket. In this example, we see the classic "Shotgun-Seven" formation being used to maximum effect. Any good Umpire would note that this places a good deal of emphasis on the left side, making it easy enough to sneak in the stray foul wicket.

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By popular demand, the National Pet Association has released a new guide for the best household chemicals to use for exploding your dog. Caveat Canem, indeed.

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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

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The Lego JFK Assassination Set was the top selling toy of 1963. Collectors have been known to pay up to twenty-seven dollars on eBay.

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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearin

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

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Early Victorian advances in kitten huffing technology were spearheaded by the notorious kit-head Algernon Falstrop.

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"Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?"

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GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

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You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your 'stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That's surreal.

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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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The Grue Crossing signs have proven to be an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

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Mickeys - the drug of choice for today's trendy ravers.

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During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times.

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