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Not only is it a small world, it also always was a small world. Apparently.

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“Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem.”

~ Ronald Reagan

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"After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..."

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Too... Many... In-Jokes...

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"Alas, poor Miles! I knew him, Knuckles: a fellow of infinite tails, of most mediocre flying ability."

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Whack-A-Mao: the national pastime of Taiwan.

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In the realm of Heavy Classical music, nothing beats the simple sounds of the Grand Piano/Marshall Stack combo. In fact, so great is its prowess that Rock Guru Johann Sebastian Bach during his Bach in Black Tour proclaimed "it's what separates us from an Electric Light Orchestra."

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Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind.

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In Full Metal Jacket, a U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects jacket potatoes have on his fellow Marine recruits from peeling them in basic training to the brutal food fights in Vietnam.

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Uncyclopedia Health Service - We couldn't save it, but I'll be damned if we couldn't package it up nicely and send it to you in a box.

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"And yea, God did provide Happy Meals unto them, for they were the hungry 5000. And blessed were the free toys...And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...and he saw that it was good. [McCheese 15:24]"

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Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

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E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

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Ah, a nice cold Guinness, I-- ...What the??? Damn you, you Krauts!

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The Skin Flute, an instrument that many bohemians and crack-whores enjoy playing in their spare time, has greatly increased in popularity due to additives that can increase comfortable playing time by nearly four hours. Oftentimes, a skin flautist uses the instrument of another to play their masterpieces, for which they are either paid a substantial sum, given a follow-up performance, or neither. The practice of giving a skin flute to more than one person to play has led to the spread of many STDs - that is, skinflute transmitted diseases - and has thus also increased its cultural taboo.

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The famous 1969 Life cover featuring The Apollo Program's culmination, the successful landing of Louis Armstrong on the Moon.

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The Drunk Olympics is an athletic competition in which all participating athletes compete in several sporting events while intoxicated far beyond the typical human breaking point. It has spawned the creation of several organized competitions, including Thunderdome and Cup Stacking.

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Mimes were a staple of radio in the 1920s.

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One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

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Getting around the Interstate 4 has never been easier or less stressful!

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George W. Bush, shown searching for 'Iraqian' WMDs during playtime at the White House.

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For the lady in your life. Whether you fry it, bake it, or broil it, carpet will always be a tasty treat for young and old.

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The 1997 film Tombstone Kops, one of many Hollywood movies based on the historic events surrounding the now infamous Bunfight at the OK Corrall, is considered by many to be the nadir of Slapstick Movies.

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Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes.

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Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man.

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Movie poster for the epic film, Grue vs. Grue.

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Franz Kafka started his career as a newspaper cartoonist, before being sued by Gary Larson in the court of his own mind.

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Each year, Uluru's paint is refreshed to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.

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It was a sad sad day in the Mediterranean region, as thousands of Porchesians were incinerated by the Wikipedia adminatti, who deny the incident ever took place, and indeed, the existence of Porchesia.

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God is pissed.

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