Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class D

Thomas Jefferson, with a moustache.

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Last edited by: Kaizer the Bjorn 03:09, 2 July 2008

This is an African giraffe running you the fuck down.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 03:20, 29 June 2008

One Out of Ten Doctors agree: There are no pink elephants in this picture.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 03:18, 29 June 2008

Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 03:16, 29 June 2008

The newest antagonist for horror movie fans to believe, The Hook Headed Man was conceived while watching Treasure Island on crack. In the movie, the way he came about is described as "A pirate who fell into radioactive sludge." It would have made him into the superhero "Arrr-man", but that was too close to a copyrighted character from Sesame Street, so this is the next-best thing the writers could come up with.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 03:13, 29 June 2008

This animal-mutilation image is medium-rare. You can help Uncyclopedia by cooking it further.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 03:03, 29 June 2008

A Sumo wrestler dealing his opponent the finishing blow.

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Last edited by: DJ Irreverent 12:35, 28 June 2008

"Mommy, why don't Mermaids wear clothes?" - "Seriously Johnny, think about it..."

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Last edited by: Zombiebaron 15:53, 8 June 2008

"Honey, have you noticed how high our life insurance rates are these days?"

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Last edited by: Modusoperandi 12:42, 24 May 2008

Thank you, George! But you must still look in 7 more countries to find nuclear weapons!

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Last edited by: Sgt. Fluffy 23:55, 16 May 2008

Takin' out the trash...

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Last edited by: Zombiebaron 16:11, 12 April 2008

A classic family activity as timeless as timelessness itself!

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Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down.

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Last edited by: Robertodole 22:02, 11 April 2008

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

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Last edited by: Robertodole 21:56, 11 April 2008

Bad Puns are still cheesy, even in French...

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Last edited by: Robertodole 06:59, 10 April 2008

In an attempt to popularize their product, Right Guard^TM brand deodorant and antiperspirant spent obscene amounts of money licensing the Star Wars brand for merchandising. The best the marketing team could come up with was this still frame, featured in Good Housekeeping. The ad was promptly pulled when daring and uneducated nerds began suing the company for false advertising, claiming "they could not stick a lightsaber into their armpit without bodily harm." It is currently archived along with the ET video game as the most spectacular wastes of money ever.

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Last edited by: Robertodole 04:36, 10 April 2008

Kevin Costner's follow up to the moderately successful Dances with Wolves was not the big hit that Hollywood Producers had being hoping for...

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Last edited by: Rolando8 12:01, 4 March 2008

The Official Wikipedia Uncyclopedia Sock Puppet

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Last edited by: Kentish121 19:46, 2 March 2008

Yet another instance of the deplorable, ferocious blood feud between the French and their mortal enemies.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 20:51, 23 February 2008

The Klan's Halloween cross burnings are fun for the whole family!

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Last edited by: Dr. Skullthumper 19:53, 12 January 2008

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

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Last edited by: Modusoperandi 17:59, 9 January 2008

This "holiday" "season", instead of spending "your" money on "gifts", why not just "ductape" it to a tree, in the "forest", give your "family" a map, and hope they all "freeze to death"?

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Last edited by: Rolando8 14:40, 5 January 2008

There's something strange, and it don't look good. Who ya gonna call?

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Last edited by: Ethereal 04:32, 24 October 2007

Tom Hanks' love of extreme sports generated his venture into the games market, with such classics such as the Tom Hanks' Proskater series, Joe vs the Volcano II and Philadelphia.

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Last edited by: Mccann 07:00, 18 October 2007

Hee hee....turned out shite again? Try the George Formby Mean Lean on a Lamppost Grilling Machine, put a little ukulele in YOUR hand.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 19:37, 30 September 2007

Sir Norman du Pitkin, Clown Prince of Albania was at the forefront of the philisophical teachings following the Norman Invasion.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 19:34, 30 September 2007

Jesus is to his followers as a shepherd is to someone else's flock.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 08:58, 30 September 2007

Caesar crossing the Delaware during the Great Time Travel War of 1871.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 08:30, 30 September 2007

The Antarctic is under new management in Guy Ritchie's March of the Penguin Brothers.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 07:02, 29 September 2007

The famed Penus De Milo statue depicting Hermaphrodite, in the Temple Of Sheemayle.

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Last edited by: Algorithm 06:23, 29 September 2007