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jesus gives (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
jesus gives

Image credit: rougetortoise
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Pandora. 19:51, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For self vote to get it going, it makes me laugh every time i see it... --Pandora. 19:55, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Uhm... What? -RAHB 01:48, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against, as per "His blood be on us, and on our children." -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 14:28, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Yeah, sure..... -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 19:47, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Who's rougetortoise? Does he have an account here? --SYNDROME MUN medicate 02:43, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:02, 23 July 2008 (UTC)


Bobby Orr (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Bobby Orr

Bobby Orr is seen here launching himself into orbit after scoring the 1970 Stanley Cup clinching goal in overtime.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 celebration liftoffs
Nomination: OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. self nom, for. because VFP entries are slacking lately, and zombiebaron needs something to snack on. OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; while I do, truly, appreciate the sentiment of this nomination (and not just the part of the nomination that mentions me), I am voting against this image. Mainly because that rocket-smoke-trail-thing looks way out of place (try blurring the edges and adding noise, for a start). Plus, it didn't make me laugh. Perhaps if Tim Horton and the 1967 Stanley Cup Finals were referenced. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 01:19, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Took me forever to realize exactly what was going on, even after reading the caption. But Zombiebaron's suggestion could probably be taken into account to make it better. -RAHB 08:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Who? What? Cheese? I? Don't? Get? It? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:59, 25 July 2008 (UTC)


Evil George Bush Senior.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

Insert image caption here

Image credit: Insert image credits here
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3
Nomination: Vitaloverdose 21:43, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 3
  1. Meh. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 21:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. ??? What is this suposed to be? Seriously? ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  3. (insert world leader here) is evil! LOL -RAHB 01:32, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; -3 -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:26, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


Death Planet (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Death Planet

Another planet destroyed by the Death Star.

Image credit: Readmesoon
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -2 Planets destroyed
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom + For Noticing that there was only one other image on VFP, and that the image was crappy, I decided to nom one of my own. Not for attention, but I think this is a good picture. Vote against if want. And talk as much smack as you want about me. I'll learn from it all. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  2. For - I like it. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 19:05, Jul 25
  3. It's pretty cool. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 21:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. Against Don't get me wrong, it's very good. There's just absolutely nothing funny about it. -RAHB 01:36, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Against. Damn it. I hate having to vote against people's images that are only nominated because of a shortage of nominations (or so they say). Really. I do. However. I must agree with RAHB on this one. Very nice image, well executed, but, at the end of the day, its just Earth as a Death Star, and its not making me laugh. However, if you keep up work of this caliber, Readmesoon, you'll be bound to make me laugh eventually. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 16:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against as non-original work per my earlier tentative abstain. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:53]
  4. Against. Per HV. Readmesoon should get a good kick in the balls for trying to pull this on us. It's only a valid nom if you have made the image yourself. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 17:01, Jul 26
  5. Against.--Sir Sycamore Image:Scotland Flag 1.png (Blether) 17:04, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain, but am raising concerns over origin of the picture as per this. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:33]
Heerenveen, my friend sent me an email with this picture, perhaps from that site? I did a few brief touch ups, however. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Readmesoon (talk • contribs)
Sorry but I'm not sure whether there is a limit as to how much chopping you must do before it is "original" (after you start smashing the computer?) but it is more than this, sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 17:13, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


Image:HarryTruman1.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Image:HarryTruman1.jpg

"Whoever handed this to me is fired after I'm done smiling"

Image credit: Cap'n Ben
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -3 seriously bored nominators
Nomination:   CAKE J! <15:19, 20 Jul 2008> 15:19, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. You notice the headline up there? It's the photoshop magic. It's text based only because it's a picture of a newspaper. But look at that smiling man! He makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and although we'll never know his name, he'll always be there to remind us. Remind us of something. Actually, now that I get a good look at it, this photoshop is so well done, I'm not even sure it's a photoshop anymore. Actually, yeah, who does Cap'n Ben think he is, trying to pass this off as a photoshop? Oh no wait, I see it. Sorry about that. Yeah, anyway, this is just... it's... it's just so awesome. I want a poster sized print out of this picture. Maybe make a t-shirt with it. Tioadnsp82316ydhsa]   CAKE J! <15:19, 20 Jul 2008>
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against; it is obvious that this was created by making a white box (white, which I might add, does not match the grey of the newspaper) and then placing text on top of that white box (text, which I might add, does no fit in with the other text of the newspaper). Plus, its text based because the joke is just that someone was able to manipulate text - nothing else was changed, and, as I've already demonstrated, the text wasn't really manipulated very well. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:27, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Cap'n Ben's finest moment. Against. Sir Modusoperandi 17:39, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. AGAINST Very poorly done. And I guess we could say goodbye to Cajek's sanity. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
  4. Uhh, yeah, against. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [26/07 16:29]
Comments
  • Image:Reaction333.JPG By that I clearly mean abstain --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 15:30, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I don't see any text in that picture, Zombiebaron. And since this is a serious nomination, I'm going to assume that you hate text. Why don't you use pictures to express how much you hate text, huh, bigshot? Ya think yer big, eh? huh? eh?   CAKE J! <17:37, 20 Jul 2008>
  • Well. I think it's finally happened guys. Cajek has gone completely bonkers. -RAHB 01:47, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
Call us back when he goes sane - now that would be real news! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 07:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  1. rm; -3 -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 17:34, 26 July 2008 (UTC)


40 Year-Old Spartan (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
40 Year-Old Spartan

Because 40 Year-Old Virgin and 300 were such great successes, why not combine them...

Image credit: Someguyudontknow
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 Years old
Nomination: ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. What can I say? I laughed. That never happens. I'm an insufferable old fart. I've built my entire reputation on that fact. Now I'm ruined! Ruined! Sir Modusoperandi 20:55, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Meh. I hate anything having to do with 300. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 23:07, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. rm; unoriginal (I can find two other sites with copies of this image prior to the January 16 2008 upload date of this file) -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 10:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)


Poo Lit Surprise unlit (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Poo Lit Surprise unlit

After it was determined that the picture of a flaming bag (presumably containing feces) was a fire hazard to all of Uncyclopedia, one brave soul fought through the protected pages to put it out. Sadly, the smell has yet to be extinguished, though most agree the smell isn't much worse than Spang's ponies.

Image credit: AwesomeGuy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: -6 bags of shit put out
Nomination:  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • <