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Bunch of Windows errors

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Windows XP is renowned for its stability and reliability.

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Featured --—rc (t) 05:51, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-promotion. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 19:35, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Error 4-0-for. But really against since it's unreadable. I had to use the stupid pun. - Nonymous 19:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. "An error has occured whilst trying to display an error message". Genius. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:53, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Look at it carefully. :D --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:21, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. This is HIILARIOUS when viewed much bigger than it will appear on the main page.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:33, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Cancel. Maybe back in 1995, where "lol microsoft errors" jokes were still occasionally funny... --Andrusi 22:25, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: one of the error boxes says, "Our of screen space..." instead of OUT of screen space... otherwise pretty good job. I think it's too big to be front page material though. But then again it's obvious what is going on. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Artemis Toro Heiney  22:49, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Fixored the "our of screen space". - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 01:40, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Cool...but I just noticed that on teh ult. spam exp. "make money fase" is speld wrahng two. Anyway, you should leave it because spam is notorious for misspellingggss. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Emir Henry A. Tootsie  06:23, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It's a bit funny, but only at a large and legible size. --Spin 00:42, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Valiant try, but I know people (my mother, my aunt, my other aunt) with desktops like this all the time. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:10, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I actually like this one, though you do have to see it full-size to appreciate all the effort put into it. Nice work, Sikon/Guest!  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • foroooohhh yeaaa--Nappy The Quarryman 05:01, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • for I think it'll work... It's cliche but it does have quite a bit of original work too.. id est all the Unclylopedia jokes. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Rooney Arith Metise  06:23, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • math --Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH WH NS (Talk)[citation needed]
  • for - even if you can't read everything, the image is a fun one. May I suggest changing the caption to something like "Windows XP is world-renowned for its stability and reliability."?--Wyattj 13:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Great idea. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 19:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I like the image, it just isn't good shrunk down to featured size. Swordmaster 17:34, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against I've seen a lot of windows humor and this is merely mediocre--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:50, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong F-AN ERROR HAS OCCURED A FF0000 PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 19:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Haha, one of them's an AAAAAAAAA! PURE GOLD! Also, I'm making this my new desktop background, to replace that flash-based cursor-following matrix. And, this reminds me of that time when my browser would crash every time I visited VFP. --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 19:55, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny stuff. --Ladypolitik 02:55, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Weak stuff. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 04:11, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Every time i boot into Windows XP. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 04:12, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: You are pregnant. Abort. Retry. Ignore. 'nuff said. --KATIE!! 04:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!! Awesomingly fun in full view, many "funny" puns, just AWESOME. --81.226.110.29 11:15, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For: The Homestar Runner reference... --81.187.166.33 16:46, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • 'For, yeah it's small, but people will be intrigued and click on it to read it in full. ^^ Great stuff --T.W North 18:13, 21 Feb 2006 (EST)
  • Very strong for Good choice of messages in the errors themselves. Code.azul 01:32, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Your system is shutting down - a fatal error has occured in module 8x328for00. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Joy of Killing

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The Joy of Killing starring Bob Ross.

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Featured --—rc (t) 04:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

...happy little corpses... --KATIE!! 09:47, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

  • For.---Rev. Isra (talk) 09:54, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against(Uncyclopedian 15:49, 7 February 2006 (UTC))
  • For. Uncyclopedian, senses of humor can be rented at the front desk. :D --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:35, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for I only got this joke because someone explained it to me. It IS hilarious, but I didn't get it at first.<<Bradmonogram.png>>17:30, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For 'I'm gonna bust a happy little cap in your pretty little head' ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 19:34, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. HAHAHAHAHA! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:44, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain, until KILLING is written in happy little trees. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Hoyetii “Art” Emerson  22:44, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - tough to see the word "killing", could be better --Jester 06:13, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against or Abstain I have no idea who that guy is... 16:22, 8 February 2006

(UTC)Mulehunter

    • After a short research I find it quite funny! but I keep my first impression
  • For those of us old (read: 20-something) people who grew up with Bob Ross will appreciate this.Tom Veil 20:09, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For I fixed the lettering a bit so that it shows up better. Not sure why it showed up so dark before. Strong Rad 16:58, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Ya know, ol' Happy Trees was a 'Nam vet... I think that should be incorporated into the caption. (I always wanted to see him crack on the show and start mixing some Asian Yellow with Agent Orange) Conditional For. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:20, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: The Joy of Killing ought to relate to The Joy of Cooking somehow. Also, the image isn't very funny. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Having been reminded that in fact, the Joy of Painting is the reference, I retract my objections. I do think it could be made a slightly more obvious reference though (caption perhaps). --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 20:15, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
 ??? Why? It relates to the Joy of Painting....Strong Rad 01:13, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I reject your reality and substitute my own! Actually, I think you either get this one or you don't, and no amount of prompting for laughter will help. Strong Rad 12:50, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Mix some Pink-o Commie with Olive drab and you get a happy little For that's right, RadicalX is back bitches!--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 15:27, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For What the hell? You kids are clearly too young or foreign to understand this joke. It's extremely funny, and the article is even funnier than the image. The Joy of Cooking was a direct name rip off from The Joy of Painting, along with others. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 07:06, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Awesome. --Teapot 18:59, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm against its featuring. I do know the show, and I do think it's funny, but I don't think it's front page material. --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:00, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Jocke Pirat 02:58, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Made me laugh out loud. Must be good. :D. Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 01:55, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For I can hear Bob Ross from the great beyond "Its your world, your massacre, and you can kill as many people as you want." Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:20, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
That's Beautiful, Prettiest...I just added that quote to the Joy of Killing page...Strong Rad 01:59, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • '"For'" This is absolutely hilarious Unsigned Strong Rad 12:49, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Mr. Ross may only be recognisable to a certain demographic, but I am a member, and I do like this.--Winston 14:39, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and I shall derive joy from killing all who vote otherwise. --Andrusi 22:18, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I mean, Wow! I never seen such happy explosions. -- 69.248.43.27 15:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Hunting with Dick

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 Cheney, who believe that Wittington represented a credible threat to the United States, later explained the shooting as a result of faulty intelligence.
Cheney, who believe that Wittington represented a credible threat to the United States, later explained the shooting as a result of faulty intelligence.

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Featured With Raddy's blessing, so don't go whining about Mr. Ross not being featured yet. --—rc (t) 06:01, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nominate What the hell... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:22, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!! He shot a 78-year-old man in the face!! ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 15:31, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • This is the sort of event that needs to be comemorated. An enthusiastic FOR, and let's hope he doesn't have the sense to retract any support he gives to the NRA. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:42, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Oooh.. topical! Aaarrrggh 15:45, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Ah... the politics of shooting lawyers in the face. For.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:15, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Gotta love current event-related pics. Strong For. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:37, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Totally inaccurate, insulting to vice-presidents and the NRA - for. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp Image:Icons-flag-us.png sex & violence! 18:54, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For! What the heck, I'm pretty sure the FBI is already watching me anyway.  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:09, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Let's get this featured while its still topical. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 01:16, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR!! if its featured while topical--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 07:49, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Topical perhaps, but Dick's head looks as it is about to roll off.--Winston 14:33, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like it. Especially in the selection of the source image. Classic. Strong Rad 16:46, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Purrrr I like it too. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 20:49, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • for but you might resize and reshade a few things--Nappy The Quarryman 04:58, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • weak for Sloppy, stupid, topical but I still laughed my ass off--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Image could be better, but the caption's great. Though "Gun, Dick, gun!" ought to be "Shoot, Dick, shoot!" I'm not even a hunter, but I know better than to lower the gun to horizon level when hunting quail.--[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 19:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Against: Sure, the VP shot someone, sure that's funny but this image is too poorly done to deserve featuring. Also, a month from now it won't be funny anymore. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 20:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It doesn't please me. --Boy Toy bitch at me 21:57, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Rms

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Controversial picture: Freedom of Software or disrespect to Islam?

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Featured --—rc (t) 06:05, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and For. --Rataube 14:08, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. By the way, you don't need the br tags. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 14:58, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This joke will never get old. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:19, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • This was made FOR his article, but is great as a stand-alone pic. ~ T. (talk) 17:40, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For We must mock those who respond to humor with violence, until they get the idea and mock us back.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 18:02, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Wrath has the idea. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:24, 9 February 2006 (UTC*
  • For Very, very funny.User:ArcherMan15:24 9 FEB 2006
  • Conditional for: I like the image a lot but I dislike the caption equally much. Change the caption and it'll be golden. --Sir gwax (talk) Image:Signuke.gif » Image:Icons-flag-us.png Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:36, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Suggestions welcomed!--Rataube 00:53, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For "The tragedy of open-source suicide bombings"? --Some user 01:03, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - even better than the Lego Mohammed. --OsirisX 07:00, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • BLASPHEMY wtf... is that supposed to be a piccy of Mohammed?? This brings Uncyclopedia to a new low... how about this FUCK SOPH.... This entry was finished by the guy sitting next to him... he sits in a pile of ashes on the floor as he got struck by lightening ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 19:54, 10 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For, caption could still use improvement, but no ideas here... Anon32 14:38, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For "This blatant desecration of Mohammed's gay twin, Faggotmed, enraged gay Muslims worldwide" --Jester 03:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
If not yoet done, correct spelling error of "direspect" on main page.--81.228.207.191 13:21, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Cabinet

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George Bush meets with his cabinet to work on a plan to spread freedom and love throughout the land.

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Featured --—rc (t) 04:51, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nominate and Vote. Funnier than any of the other current nominations.--Rataube 13:53, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's funny because it's true - Lunar_Yeti
  • For. I believe this is an actual picture. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 15:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For Some of the heads don't look correct, but other then that yes it's sorta funny --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 15:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For - but the article it's on needs expanding, and it might be funnier if at least one person (not necessarily Bush himself; maybe the guy in back?) was not wearing a furry mask. --Some user 16:13, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, until. What's with the wave of poorly done pictures? Make it look like the heads are actually attached to the bodies, then we'll see. --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
    • For. What the heck. If no-one else cares, why should I? --Boy Toy bitch at me 16:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For!!!!! Hilarious!(24.207.91.40 16:49, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Likely sock. --—rc (t) 06:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Needs a link in the blurb, but otherwise pretty good stuff.<<Bradmonogram.png>>17:15, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I just saw this, and I was thinking about nominating it, but now i can't remember where it's from. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:24, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Whee, fun. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:39, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Thanks for the nomination.  :) -- Rei 19:44, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Extreme For! This is perfect!(Uncyclopedian 00:54, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
  • FOR! What an accurate depiction. --OsirisX 02:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Xiao Li 09:39, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like it, but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GRAY THING AAAAAAAHHH GET IT OFF ME AAAAAAHHHH!!! (BTW, anyone else getting a strong Avengers: The Movie vibe from this?) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:46, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very clever --Jester 18:42, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Nominate this already!!!!(142.22.16.57 18:59, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
Comment: I think you meant "Feature this already." And I agree, but please don't use sockpuppets to vote. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:01, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
Likely sock. The IP, not Tompkins. --—rc (t) 06:32, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The quality is pretty bad, sorry. Some conservative freak 01:02, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I dislike ballot stuffing too --Splaka 06:29, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It's pretty good, but some of the heads don't match. The hands look great through. --—rc (t) 06:37, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For Although I agree with Some User in that one guy shouldnt have a mask 16:27, 8 February 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
  • Against. Too Crass. -- 69.248.43.27 15:33, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Individually wrapped M&M's (from OCD)

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NEW! Individually wrapped for people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

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Featured --—rc (t) 06:41, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

Sure  :) Anyone have a suggestion? --T. (talk) 00:01, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
Dunno. "New for people with OCD:" maybe. I saw OCD in the header and got the joke. I just want OCD to be in the caption somehow. Doesn't need to be clever. --Rev. Isra (talk) 00:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but I sra's right. I thought it was about condoms. Kakun 23:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. - Taken out of the context of the article, it makes little sense. There should be something in the caption about OCD. --Leo 02:53, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. - I was neither, for or against but now that it is the size of a house it must be stoppped. i dont want 2 stay on the fence --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:38, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - too tiny to be fun on the front page Mtu 01:59, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against- It's familiar, which means it should be funny. But it's kind of...not. I dunt know why. Frankenberry Grr 06:53, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 12:47, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Image:Icons-flag-az.png 14:17, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For Funny --Bananas21ca 01:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For My company had a discussion last night on whether to make these, but then we saw they were already featured here! - Birdzofafeatha
  • For --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:22, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For --KWild 10:41, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For for being genuinely funny on its own without a lot of backstory -Drdisque 19:23, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • More or Less For --Ghelaetalk 20:01, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny, even when you know people who have OCD. --Joe857 16:17, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Made me laugh out loud; just subtle enough, nice wrapper text. Sj 03:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That's a hilarious picture!(24.207.91.40 04:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
Likely sock. --—rc (t) 06:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good job, whoever made this!(Uncyclopedian 00:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))

Evil Cookie Monster

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Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...
Cookie Monster's last name becomes much more accurate when he is deprived of cookies...

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Featured --—rc (t) 05:31, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nomination and for. I went looking for a pic worthy of this page, since it seems we all agree that more are needed. What do you think?--Bradaphraser 22:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That's good stuff. --Boy Toy bitch at me 01:29, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • After so long! another picture I can hapily vote FOOOOR, with no doubts.--Rataube 02:25, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
  • Against nothing clever about it at all, put him next to a boiling cooking pot (with the hand sticking out aka cooking monster)with a spoon and then it might be funny--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 03:07, 28 January 2006 (UTC)
Weak For After looking at the current bunch this would have 2 be the second best of the lot after the wiki versions --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 00:21, 29 January 2006 (UTC)