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Contents 1 Calvin and Hobbes 2 Zombie Che 3 McJesus 4 Thermopylae 5 9-11 6 America NRV'd 7 Africamapclear 8 Crop Finger 9 Noob-Friendly Almanack 10 Captain Obvious 11 Pontius Pilot 12 Age of Umpires 13 Armed Monkeys 14 Tom Wants You! 15 Vitruvian Man 16 Grue Crossing 17 Wikimoon? 18 Metro Freud 19 Whoop-Ass of Mass Destruction 20 George W. Bush and the lepers 21 Zoloft Seppuku 22 MS Word Processor 23 Marx-A-Lot 24 Marx-A-Lot 3 25 iPod Floppy 26 Michael Jackson and the Dingoes 27 Whack-A-Mao 28 Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus 29 Polar Bear 30 Lost

Calvin and Hobbes

Score:+10 Featured picture candidate
Calvin and Hobbes was a popular comic strip during the 80s and 90s which discussed various religous ideas. Though he would later become known for his theory of predestination, John Calvin, shown here, was plagued by recurring religious doubt throughout his early career. Image credit: §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 03:12, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

NOM YES! --PiOfFive 16:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Funny, but if the head actually looked like a cartoon... it'd probably by a for. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment: That's the point; the heads for all of the pictures in the Calvin and Hobbes article are just stuck on there. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 20:52, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• For I debated nominating this myself. Simple but hilarious. —rc (t) 17:21, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  18:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, but.. isn't this image the one on the Main Page next to the featured article? Is there still a point in making the image featured? I only vote for cause it's funny, though.--DiZ 19:29, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment All featured images (except ones that get dropped via PFP) get a permanent spot in the image rotation, so even after they've actually been "featured" they'll appear on the front page every now and then. So yeah, there is a point, though the concern that the image might be featured a bit too soon after the article is valid. —rc (t) 20:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Possibly not original. This is what §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ had to say about it when he uploaded it. "Thanks! I had originally scanned it for my myspace a long time ago (because calvin and hobbes is one of my favorite comics and I'm an atheist) and thought it would be funny here." Not sure how much of it was scanned and edited since then and whatnot (Like, if the head just got stuck on now, it's probably original enough). I believe all the other images in the article are original though. --monika 21:03, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment: Sorry, I failed to mention that I stuck the John Calvin head on later when I put it on Uncyclopedia. I meant just the image of the strip, not the image above. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 21:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Good enough for me. --monika 23:22, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Needs clean-up. The ragged edges, etc. Then I'll reconsider Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:33, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment: I fixed the hat, which, I think, was the most ragged-est edge of them all. Dunno if its big enough of an improvement, and it might be too blurry now. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 22:46, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

• For.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Of course, again. -- Imrealized 22:09, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Awesome. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:31, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
• For I was reluctant to vote for myself, but I'm following Some User's example on the image above. I, like him, have never had a featured image. --§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ 00:49, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
• FeatureUncyclopedian 01:15, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, for obvious reasons.--<<>> 16:33, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, it's very good! Barmymoo 16:55, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment: ^ Probably a sock... just to let everyone know and embarrass the hell out of whoever did it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:09, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

• For. It's predestinated for greatness. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 01:29, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against I like calvin and hobbes as much as anyone, but I don't think the picture is extremely funny. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
• OH, HECK YEAH, FOR! Any reference to the Great Snow Demons must make the front page. tested 20:15, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
  • OH HECK USE PFP, SMART PANTS --Witty Guy bitch at me 23:34, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Zombie Che

Score:+10 Featured picture candidate
Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 04:22, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

• Self-Nomination and For - I have been getting posative feed back on this picture since it was put on the mainpage (as part of my the 666 reskin), so I figured "Why the hell (pun intended) shouldn't I nominate it?". --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 13:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Feature!! or, keep in rotation even after the reskin. ~CaputosistheHorrible14:06, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• I have to say this has grown on me, would love to see it on a tshirt....FOR -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:13, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, thought I don't see how this is any different from the normal picture of Sr. Guevera.--<<>> 14:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. If you actually expected me to vote for... ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Comment No Ghelae, no one expects you to vote for anything :) . --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Glad we've cleared that up :). ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:42, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Let's just assume that every image starts with a vote of negative one and save Ghlae the trouble. --Spin 19:52, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• I sometimes vote for... rarely... if I think it is good... which is rare... I don't actually vote against for everthing for the sake of it. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:19, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

• For someone who doesn't really seem to find Uncyc. all that funny, you sure spend a lotta time... --SubPOP ^talk F@H 16:42, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

• But isn't that the only way to make it funnier? --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 11:26, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

• Exactly. THe more time people spend on here, the more funny it can be. If that was your point. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:29, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Acctually, my point was about eliminating the crap while fostering and encouraging funny. However this disscussion is far to long and off topic for a voting page. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

• For Cant wait for Zombie Guevera to ride in on his Hell Cycle. Wait, thats Nicholas Cage. --Nytrospawn 18:19, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Although I liked Cat Guevara better.--Rataube 18:34, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Epic For. Ghelae, you know, deliberate againsting just shows your lack of argument. What differs you and me is, I'm a tough judge, you're just vote against for the sake of it... --Witty Guy bitch at me 22:25, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For This is amazing! Now if we had Zombie Hitler or Mussolini.--Bldnghrtlbrl 00:30, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Too dark for the main page. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:57, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. --OsirisX 08:17, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• For High brow and stupid! Excellent! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Eduardo Guevera --SubPOP ^talk F@H 16:39, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
• For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 17:25, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
• For And Keitei, I want a t-shirt of this. --Spin 19:37, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
• NO! VFP is going to hell... the whole 'feature pictures' thing should be removed cause nobody uses it properly anymore. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 05:49, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Even though I'd prefer it on red...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:52, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
• Hasta siempre! (that's a for, bitches). Dumitru 13:33, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
• Aghh! I'm dieing at the hands of this monstrosity, and so is humour. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:03, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
• For --User:Nintendorulez 15:54, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
• No. Just not good enough --  Skyscraper 16:17, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
• This is funny how, exactly? Against.--Hobelhouse 16:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
• Si. Is ea. Wait, how do you say "Yes" in undead? Oh yeah, "Braaiiinnnssss!!! --Immy I will never wash my talk page again 21:09, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
• Neh. Already been on the front page, I think this image has already had enough time in the sun.--TKF 01:58, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

McJesus

Score:+14 Featured picture candidate
And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again... Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 05:11, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

• N+F. Found this one in the Image Review Service and wondered why it hadn't been nominated yet. It's VFP worthy. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~21:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
• ForNo13 14:11, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• FOR!!!!!!!!!7 - because I like the Jesus jokes. Dumitru 22:35, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
• For, better than the Jesus below. But I predict this will be shot down due to its containing Jesus imagry. --OsirisX 23:31, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
• For the third day joke --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 00:27, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For I like it-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 03:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Oh my yes indeed. ~ T. (talk) 04:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yay Mhaille!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:44, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. The Jesus doesn't look right. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:41, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good idea well executed. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 09:54, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Enough with the Jesus jokes. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 10:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

*Weak For The letters over Jesus need to look more "real" and so does Jesus. Plus the Drive-Thru sign should not be overlapped (well the letters that is, people will need to read it to find the Drive-Thru). However, I can live with it the way it is. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 12:01, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Enough with the Jesus jokes. Also, the McDonalds letters don't look right. Especially the one that's underneath the Jesus. Work on the transparancy effects some more.--Anon32 14:07, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For the love of god..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Weak for. The complaints are accurate, but "over 600 million saved" is hilarious.--<<>> 14:57, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For the new one is awesome --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:16, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against Nah. --PiOfFive 20:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. The picture's great, the caption won it for me.--TKF 20:51, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• Paquidermial Against. Lack of laughter. --Witty Guy bitch at me 21:13, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. I was alredy thinking oh no, not another jesus one when I saw this in my watchlist. I was glad to find this one is actually funny although the excess of jesii on uncy.--Rataube 22:17, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

And actually, compared to toher icons, there aren't all that many jesus-related images that have been featured.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:36, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

He's right. There has only been 3 direct-jesii references, about 5 indirect and about 5-10 religious referenced (direct or indirect). ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 13:25, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

• For Juicy --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 04:00, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Tickles my funny bone --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 10:27, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against There a lot are more Christians in the world than that. Too bad you forgot to sign your vote =]   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:02, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment - it doesn't say how many Xtians there are, it says how many are saved. Clearly many are going to burn in the Pits of Hades..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• For Jesus is inherently funny, as is McDonald's, so yes. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:09, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• For This will look lovely on the front page! Cheer Bear*huggles* 13:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• For and not just because I love it. Wait, no, that's the only reason...now where's my crackpipe? The Freed Mind Sutoth the Black Mage [FACEHOLE HERE] [MUN] [YvJP]I am not a driptray. 13:27, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Yup. 00:17, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For I like the Double McJesus with cheese --SubPOP ^talk F@H 10:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Christ and Fries, please. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:02, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• Weak against - it's funny, but I'm just tired of Jesus jokes. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
• For-Nice, i like Jesus jokes (We're all going to hell). -- NESluver^talk 19:26, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Comment only: Would somone feature it already? The locomotive is at full steam and will burst through the sides of Uncyclopedia if it's not put on the front page quickly! ~CaputosistheHorrible14:38, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

• Against. Not funny --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 05:48, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against. Compared to all the other Jesus jokes, it's boring. Yugoslavian F 23:00, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

Thermopylae

Score:+17 Featured picture candidate

Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice. Image credit: Mhaille Archive - Discuss this image

Featured —rc (t) 03:29, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

• Nom and For One of the best and most amusing images I've seen in a long time. And - shocker! - it's by Mhaille! —rc (t) 18:17, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Κομμεντ - ιτ ξουλδ βε υριττεν υσινγ Γρεεκ. ~ Γηελæ^ταλκ_{κοντριβς} 18:54, 5 June 2006 (υτκ)

• I assume this is an against vote because, yeah, that's pretty much what you do on VFP. —rc (t) 23:34, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

• It says Comment: it should be written using Greek, so... yeah, sot of. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 05:18, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Ah hells yeah You knows I'm down wit' 'dis sheeet. --ENeGMA 19:19, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Accept Gift Horse. --KATIE!! 19:23, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• Huh?--Anon32 19:45, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

• Wikipedia:Battle of Thermopylae —rc (t) 23:34, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

• No, you misunderstand, my vote is "Huh?" (count it as for)--Anon32 20:11, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• O! —rc (t) 23:35, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

• Διότι - πωσ μπιτόνι εγώ συζητώ ? FreeMorpheme 21:14, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Yeah. 00:17, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Because it's interleckjul inchewletcherial unterlectual clever. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 00:28, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. I actually really like this one. (Don't have a heart attack, Mhaille)--<<>> 02:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Jesus Mhaille, way to go.. making all these funny images on me!   t o m p k i n s