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iWin
| Score:+13 Featured picture candidate
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 Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun. Image credit: Llama-Llover |
Featured —rc (t) 06:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
- Self Nom and For - spent a while working on this, and it's completely original too, so no complaining. --The Llama Llover!!! 01:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against. Can I complain that it's really not all that funny? --Sir Tripod2282
cun vfp talk Active ~01:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against Errr...I can see you put effort into this...sure. Its just that it doens't make sense, and neither does the caption. Oh, and iJokes are so November 2005. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, because I STILL haven't gotten tired of iHumor, even after the fad, the reskin, and the two wars.--<<
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- For. I agree with Brad - # of Featured Pictures involoving Star Wars: 8; # of FPs involving Jesus: 5; # of FPs involving Hitler: 3; # of FPs involving Apple Computer: 1 (and just barely).
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - not bad, but the iPod looks a little weird --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against any more Apple jokes. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Right, I don't care what anyone says, this is very good. I couldn't care less if it was an Apfel joke, it ought to be featured. Good work. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--Kenmcfa 20:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
For --Poltergeist 20:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)- Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
- iFor Good 'un--Witt,
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UNion Entertain me* 05:47, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against - I'm not really enthused about it. --Alksub 08:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against iHate the iMeme. no, yuo
chat 14:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - still a good and more importantly funny image (even IF Llama-Lover changed his mind on MY image....) -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 18:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --The Llama Llover!!! 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 23:02, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--GAMESPOT=666 02:46, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
iAgainst iHate the iMeme. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Naah. Overused, overrated. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 16:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --Xsine diff
- For Nice pic, awful caption (luckily this is VFP, rather than VFC).--Sir Modusoperandi 23:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against--J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 20:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- uLose (or Against) --AAA! (AAAA) 23:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- for - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk
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- For Blah Blah Blah 23:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
- For It seems more like a repudiation of the aforementioned cliche than a perpetuation of it - the guy with the ipod getting capped by the guy with the .45! --
09:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
- Strong For. It's funny to me. I hate iPods.--Procopius 20:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
For --Nodobot 04:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)- For iLike it. Hmm, sorry.
20:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
- For Dame
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:26, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
For JoshGads 00:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)- For Yay, iWin! ...What do iWin? -- 02:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
- Comment - A Heavy Lourde dropped on top of you. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:53, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
For It's funny because it's true!Triple-Quadruple 04:57, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
KGB Stalin
| Score:+10 radiation laced chicken buckets Featured picture candidate
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 If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearin' Image credit: Bezdomniy |
Featured —rc (t) 08:00, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
- Nomination & For, I'm not sure how original this image is but I love it. Especially the caption that Mad Max added to the image.
Premier Tom Mayfair
03:16, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming it is indeed original. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:20, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Assuming the same as everyone else.--<<>> 03:23, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:10, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against for blatantly obvious reasons. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For catchy punchline.--Triple-Quadruple 16:25, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, assuming it's original. Oh, and also, the caption is gold. :P -- SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--Kenmcfa 16:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 16:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --GAMESPOT=666 22:03, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against. It's just not Stalin without the uniform and slick hair, a la this.--Sir Modusoperandi 02:00, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- Against, has potential, but can do much better. -- Sir Mordillo
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 22:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:49, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - David Gerard 01:54, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
- For--J. Fuckin Kyle (talk) 20:18, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
For, fine work. --YnnaD 20:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
Jesus on Raptor
| Score:+16 Featured picture candidate
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 Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account. Image credit: Tshell |
Featured —rc (t) 07:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
- Nom + For. - ♥ Lacey • clicky
- For. Jesus rawks.' - -- Codestream
- For. So good I didn't see what was wrong at first... Al-Pita 10:02, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For - Photoshopped really well and it is funny. It's gneomI 11:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. I thought about nomming this one myself, actually...--<<>> 14:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For, although everyone knows that the dinosaurs died out in the Flood.--Sir Modusoperandi 15:06, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." --Rad 15:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- Strong for. Brilliant. And if Jesus sent his apostles to find him a raptor, it would necessarily be there -- he can do anything because he's the Son of God! Stupid scientists.--Procopius 15:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For Was going to nom this myself. --—Braydie 15:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For Japes! Jesus on a raptor.--Kenmcfa 17:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For! Best image since the one with Bush healing the leper. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~21:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For. Great. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
- For---Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
- For; It's like... Jesus... on... a Raptor... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
- For It's quite clever, and the art stlye aren't conflicting in the least between Jesus and the raptor.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 01:46, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
- Jesus + Raptor = For -- 01:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
For Who could vote against this one? Check out the article too. --Imp88 14:28, 9 December 2006 (UTC)PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
Osama bin Grinchen
| Score:+9 stolen presents Featured picture candidate
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 Osama bin Grinchen has declared Jihad on the holiday season and commands Islamists to ruin it for infidel children worldwide Image credit: Modusoperandi |
Featured —rc (t) 07:27, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
- SN+F I made this for Cornbread's The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah and am nom'ing it because it still cracks me up.--Sir Modusoperandi 11:00, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- For; Uncannily realistic, in a cartoonish way. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:26, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:12, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- Nah. Pasting George W. Bush his face on bin lades has been done ad nauseum. --Vosnul 22:47, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
- Strong for. I don't know much about Photoshop, but I know what I like. And it would be perfect for December.--Procopius 15:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
- For Sure its just a face swap, but this one is done well. --Sir Zombiebaron 16:15, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
- I like it. It is an exceptionally good picture. At least, by my standards. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 21:41, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:48, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
- Obviously For. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 08:08, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
- Against per OsirisX. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:21, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
- For--Kenmcfa 14:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
- For-- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 00:48, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
- Against. The Islamic humour is wearing thin, with me at least. We just did the Mohammad cinnamon bun head, can we move on now? Ahoy! I see new and funny ha-ha's just over that ridge. :) ~ T. (talk) 06:20, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
- Drama move to talkpage
- for - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 01:23, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
- Oh, what the hell. For --Micoolio101 (whine • vandalism) 11:20, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
- For--—Braydie 18:15, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- Against I, too, like my colleage Todd, think the whole Muslim humour thing is way over the top. While this is quite the photoshop job, it doesn't make me laugh, and it will be less funny as time goes on... What happened to quality images on VFP?
21:26, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 22:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For - Funny, and I never thought you could photoshop a face. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:11, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Moais True Feeling
| Score:+14 statues commanded to "not move". Featured picture candidate
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 Now we know why they look so intense, all of them. Image credit: Gneomi |
Featured —rc (t) 08:18, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
- Nom & For - I still don't know what to say :P. It's gneomI 07:37, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For Simple and clever. It could use a more formal caption though...and what are those root things? —rc (t) 07:48, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, it's cute. (Should be self-nom though, eh?)--Sir Modusoperandi 09:52, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For - That is sometimes how people feel about one another! I like the fact that it is just a picture and not being carried out. Good picture and title. --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 10:13, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:57, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- Against its is not realistic. For instance, two diffrent diffrent heads could have been used. Also, the gun could be a sword, or at least a weapon more contemperary the heads. Finnally, roots (wtf? roots?), sky, and dirt don't seem to "mesh", and some of the dirt is a diffrent color for no reason. Other then that, it is a very nice idea. --Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- Firstly thanks. I decided to use gun because I have never seen, or quite rarely, someone says "don't move" with a sword. The idea of Moai is oneness, thus I used the same head. For the dirt, I have mixed them a little bit more, although I still don't know what is the real colour down there. I also have removed the roots. Cheers - It's gneomI 20:33, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. It's a diagram ZB. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:35, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- Websters defines diagram: "a line drawing made for mathematical or scientific purposes", so no tompkins, your wrong. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- Everyone knows Webster was gay. Also, the first definition is "a graphic design that explains rather than represents; especially : a drawing that shows arrangement and relations." t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:22, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
- Everyone knows Webster was gay. Also, the first definition is "a graphic design that explains rather than represents; especially : a drawing that shows arrangement and relations."
- Against Just not sufficiently funny. 21:19, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For He he!--Kenmcfa 21:24, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:28, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Hehehe.--<<>> 00:32, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 04:56, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For- I really like this image.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:17, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For - good image, clever and a "bit different". I like it, I like it alot. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 13:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For - as per Mhaille --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 13:26, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. because it makes me chuckle and it's something that I would expect to see on the front page. Hell, if the individually wrapped M&M's can make it, so can this. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~15:37, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- FOR This is pretty good. Benson 21:02, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 22:01, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
Obiwan Keroppi
| Score:+8 Force Sensitive Toads Featured picture candidate
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 Spawn Wars - A Newt Hop: Proving that Yoda is not the most famous frog-faced Jedi, Obiwan Keroppi was George Lucas' first attempt to tap into the lucrative Japanese market. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
Featured —rc (t) 07:14, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- N+F I like this, it made me laugh which is always a bonus. Also would be nice to see a few more cartoon images nommed in here, we have so many "photoshopped images", it would make a nice change. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 0:10, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. ~ Nice concept & well done, ZB. ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 00:19, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, because I like Star Wars, I like Clone Wars, I like ZB, and I like this image.--<<>> 01:09, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:10, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, because I like Sanrio? --monika 01:11, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- Whore what do you expect from me, eh? --Sir Zombiebaron 01:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- For Premier Tom Mayfair 01:50, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- For, although I just woke up and, sadly, left my bag of witty comments in dreamland.--Sir Modusoperandi 04:01, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- Sadly, Against - For now. The plain white background is bugging me. Do sumtin' 'bout that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:51, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- If you have a suggestion I'd love to hear it. --Sir Zombiebaron 08:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- Completely unrelated suggestion: How does he look with about three pixels of neck? --monika 12:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
- Just something Star Wars-esque, preferably from the Clone Wars cartoon. Anything but the white, the white bugs me. Also, you're gonna get banned again if you keep using "alot". -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:39, 26 November 2006 (UTC)