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ET 2: The Extreme Terrestrial
| Score:+11 tricked out flying bicycles Featured picture candidate
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 E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel. Image credit: RadicalX |
Featured —rc (t) 04:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Nom and For --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:31, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against - Eh. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:39, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Silly, I mean For. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) 10:18, 10 May 2007 {UTC)
- Very silly. And that's why we like it. ~
09:23, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Almost as silly as the original movie, after they removed the guns.--<<
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- For, though I preferred ET3, the one where ET goes back in time and saves Abraham Lincoln. Sir Modusoperandi 13:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- For, it would be better if it had text. Maybe labels? Yah...that would rock. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:58, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I lolled when he uploaded it. —Braydie 20:11, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Quite nice. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 23:55, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against Helen Hairburner 01:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- For *hums the E.T. theme, electric guitar style while air guitaring* R (Holla!) 13:34, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R,
Premier Tom Mayfair
02:16, 11 May 2007
- Grape --
19:21, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment, this is a "for", apparently. Sir Modusoperandi 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
- Fish. --
02:36, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment this is an "abstain". Isn't english fun? Sir Modusoperandi 02:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. You want to put your what in my where? How rude! Sir Modusoperandi 01:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. -- 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
- Right, but that means somebody has to look through the history to find the diff that verifies that it actually is a For, like Modus did above. I count the votes each time I feature something - I don't just go by the score in the image template, because people don't always remember to change it. —rc (t) 04:44, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
- Actually, it was a for vote. I changed the score when I posted a comment. -- 00:58, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
- /me leaves room in a huff. Sir Modusoperandi 02:38, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Unclear vote. —rc (t) 01:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
How Admins see Uncyclopedia
| Score:+11 Subliminal Messages Featured picture candidate
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 ""After a while you don't even see the code any more. You just see dicks... penis... gay... euroipods..." Image credit: Isra1337 |
Featured —rc (t) 04:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
- Nomandfor - this deserves featuring. It really does. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 15:42, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- For What picture? That looks a window, with recent changes and the deletion log on the otherside to me. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:46, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Thassa goodun. RabbiTechno 16:34, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. /rolls eyes at subliminal outing ~ 16:37, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. This did terrible the last time it appeared here (or, that may have been a dream. I was totally Neo. "Whoah!". See?), but it appeals to the nerd in me. Sir Modusoperandi 17:27, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- Comment I just moused over the links in the caption. Very good. Very good. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 19:22, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I uploaded a version correcting the speckly patch on the left-hand side, which severely detracted from the pic in my view. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:25, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- Weak For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:06, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Alksub's retouch helps. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:59, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- For As it not suck and to be on main page. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 07:02, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 18:11, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- Fuck, yeah! FOR! --Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 00:51, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
Breastfeeding
| Score:+10 hungry little buggers whoring their images on IRC Featured picture candidate
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 Doctors recommend breastfeeding to keep the population down. Image credit: MoneySign |
Featured —rc (t) 05:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- Nomination and For, I remember when I first saw this during an old PLS, and laughed for about a week. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 12:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - He told me (and the rest of the channel) to. (<MoneySign> My Breastfeeding image on VFP!! VOTE FOR!; <MoneySign> FOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!) Dark Apostrophe
(Click here to bitch. :)) 13:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Nuckinfutz.... But where's the cig??? =P --Electrostatic 13:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Angst. Argh! Nightmares! -- herr doktor needsAgear
[scream!] 14:38, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. I remember writing in PLS, then checking out the competition...this one scared my hair white. --Sir Modusoperandi 15:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- AAAAA+++ WOULD VOTE FOR AGAIN--ynnaD 15:48, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For - Soo... does it feed on babies then? --AAA! (AAAA) 15:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- I guess not, but seems good for french kissing. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel [scream!] 15:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- No!' Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
O__________O. Nicely done image, but if this goes on the front page I'm afraid we may lose everyone over the age of 30 and under 15. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 17:13, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Non.--~
17:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. And for everyone who hasn't had the experience of watching this video, please take the time to do so (only kind of NSFW)
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:57, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against --
20:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against this image, and I found the video disturbing. Dame
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:32, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Because I have my reasons. ~McDestroyertron (talk) 23:58, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For and I refuse to clarify MoneySign's hypothesis. --Ж Kalir where's my house? 00:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- For: MoneySign may be a whore, but he's certainly not cheap. Cleanliness has a price. Remember that. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 07:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against. It is very well made but it give me the creeps! ~ 07:33, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Mainly because I was told to, but it deserves it. There's a video?--ℜwg .⋅• Ταlκ •⋅. 15:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- FOOOR.
03:51, 06 May 2007
- Fourth Nipple. damn that's scary... but good -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:42, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Forgot to vote on this earlier. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 18:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- <Christopher Walken voice>: "Sometimes...a thing doesn't have to make you laugh out loud...to be funny. If it makes your skin crawl--scootch closer, children--and your face...want to smile at the same time, then you can be For it."--Sir Shandon 18:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- For -- 06:51, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against. But I wish $ was making more of his chops.---Asteroid B612
(aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:57, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- For the boobies. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 19:08, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against Pretty much profanity, shouldn't be on the Main Page. -- Pigeon 11:26, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against Helen Hairburner 01:43, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
- F☭R, Premier Tom Mayfair 02:15, 11 May 2007
- Eww but also for -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:16, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against. This is Goatse on steroids, people. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:06, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
- For lol goatseboobs --
VFPEincyc (talk) 01:42, 13 May 2007 (UTC) Cuz I... Wanna be... Anarchy! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:30, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Dig thats pretty crazy.. and I LIKE IT! --THINKER 08:49, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 08:56, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
- For —Braydie 21:04, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Against It scares me. --Kelpan 18:32, 15 May 2007 (UTC)|- You know what scares me? People voting on things that are already featured. Ooo! My skin is crawling, just thinking about it. Sir Modusoperandi 18:51, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- Well it didn't upset me until it was featured. Can't you unfeature it? --Kelpan 20:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- The wayback machine is in the shop. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi 20:26, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- Well it didn't upset me until it was featured. Can't you unfeature it? --Kelpan 20:20, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
- You know what scares me? People voting on things that are already featured. Ooo! My skin is crawling, just thinking about it. Sir Modusoperandi 18:51, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia is the Wurst
| Score:+8.5 Sauerkraut Garni Featured picture candidate
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 Uncyclopedia is the Wurst, now served with Sour Kraut and Potatoes. Image credit: Mhaille |
Featured —rc (t) 05:49, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
- Following the current trend...SN+F. Its wasted on the forum.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Uncyclopedia is yummy! -- herr doktor needsAV2 [scream!] 15:50, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- 'Fro I usually abhor puns, but this is well done, and it makes me chuckle. --
Kaizer the Bjorn takkun 
(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- Against It's a pun, and a subtle pun too, because I missed it the first time I looked for it. Also, its textual. Also, I love Mhaille to much to vote for this image. Also, -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 17:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- Text. For. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 23:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For. Text-based joke.--<<>> 14:34, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- For I'd like some of that. -- 20:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
- Nice! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
- Weak For --AAA! (AAAA) 05:06, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Für haß haß hut!!!! --193.77.238.223 19:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- For because Thomas Jefferson with a mustache did not get in. --~ 21:37, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- Nein Great idea but I think more detail can be added to help support this. Right now you've got a dinner plate with a brat that has uncyc written on it. Considering the minimalist potatochopping, perhaps the inclusion of the premise of En-britanica users attempting to make the "wurst" joke with ms-paint or something; make it look really really lame and i think it'll work. --AmericanBastard 20:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
- For Yay for visual puns! -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:18, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ben Franklin, kickin' it oldschool
| Score:+12 MCs bustin' rhymes Featured picture candidate
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 Benjamin Franklin: founding father, inventor, politician, passionate kite-flier, and self-proclaimed King of Rhyme. In short, a true Renaissance man. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
Featured —rc (t) 04:03, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
- SN+F. It's too quiet in here...consider this filling space. I'm good at that. My performance review at work mentions that talent repeatedly and specifically. But I digress. Be kind to old Ben. He invented electricity or something. --Sir Modusoperandi 06:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 14:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- His half-sister Arethra was always the talented one in my opinion, but a definate for for me. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For with one small remark: the clock and the hat are still detached from the background. -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 15:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
- For the filling of space. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • Vot