Player Frustrator. This user has made some good games, or has done something good with games. Most likely, though, the game was just way too difficult, and that's why they win the title of... PLAYER FRUSTRATOR.

'''{{Playerfrustator}}'''

1. Awarded to A person who has done stuff with games that has improved the games.
2. Nominated Because i felt like it.

I'll probably change the final image into something a bit more funnier, but the would be awarded to someone who does good stuff in the game namespace.--Naughty Budgie 03:47, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

YEA It's cool. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 20:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Awar ideas...

Well, i have an idea for an award that, may not sound particularly awesome, but could be good. The Player Frustrater award. Basically, It's for people who make A) Make so many Zork pages it's not funny, or B) Hasn't made that many Zork pages, but has made a few that are comedy gold. Anyone like? Naughty Budgie Talk|contribs Naughty Budgie 08:40, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Why not just give them a cookie? -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 09:43, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, there are people who go to special lengths to get the Zork series

even funnier and more choices and such. Like Conniving.--Naughty Budgie 05:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Happy Chairman Award

{{HCA|Insert Your Name Here}}

• Awarded to users the bestower finds amusing and who have contributed something rather funny to Uncyclopedia.
• Postfix: HCA
• Nominated just because. Yes, the entire award is written in Engrish. It's supposed to be.

I created this award as the sort of award anyone can give, but I would ask people to use their own judgment and give it to people who are genuinely funny. That is, if it passes the vote. Also, I think it's okay for someone to get this award multiple times. I mean, come on, nobody's only funny once. And Bar rules apply if someone gets it multiple times, I suppose. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 01:13, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment: If this passes, I'll add the appropriate categories to the template. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 16:00, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I like it.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:28, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I LOVE it (will you pay me now?!) -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 20:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
• For This award much happy makes me! --172.161.74.168 19:51, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For I don't really get it, but I want to get in good with the Cabal Swampworth
• For Hehe!--Kenmcfa 15:42, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
• For OMG, IT'S CHAIRMAN MAO!!! --The fatgoat 00:45, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
• For This is a REALLy good idea. It needs to become a real award. NOW. Naughty Budgie Talk|contribs

04:19, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short

CUCU Member

• See, CUCU
• Awarded to UnNews writers for whatever reason...
• Awarded because an UnNews writer wrote a "god"-awful amount of misinformation, parody, etc, etc
• Awarded to ucyclopedian environmentalists for recycling jokes on UnNews...
• Could be, in the future a precursor to the Foolitzer
• Nom., because - oh there's a page to nominate awards --HP talk 20:37, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

• Comment I think that the certificate should be bigger--Kenmcfa 15:45, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Some ideas for awards

okay, i got a couple Ideas for awards, but im to lazy/unskilled to make them myself:
GoldNinjaStar - remember when you were in kindergarten and got gold stars for spelling and what no? well now Uncyclopedia will fulfill your desire for shiny golden stickers!
JesusfreakAward- this could be either a bablebox, or an award for people who cite Jesus in articles alot.
Mensa Award- for doing something intelligent/using intelligent humor
Undead of the Order of Uncyclopedia- a badge (like the MUN/KUN &c.) for Undead (like me) members of Uncyclopedia
Hitler's Mustache- Awarded to people who make refrences/articles about/pictures of Hitler regularly.

Well that's all for now, I'm not really sure if this is the place for these ideas, but I hope something comes of them...
--Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:06, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

I might do that Ninjastar... --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:24, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

How about someone makes some sort of award worn as a woggle-- that "woggle in six colour" has been on the Cub Scout Uniform image and nothing has been done to it. --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 23:58, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I like the gold ninja star, and the Hitler's Moustache idea. And the MENSA award. Yeah, these are some pretty good ideas. Naughty Budgie Talk|contribs

08:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] WOW INSTAHUFF-5000 NOW ON MARKET!

Buy one get one free now! To be placed by admins on the top of a member's userpage. Usage is {{Huffometer|0}} where "0" represents the user warn level (1-10), so a user with a warn level of 5 would have:

My Huff-O-Meter reads...

Vote. NOW. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:51, 20 January 2006 (UTC)

I like it but it would probably be not an honor and more of just a template for a new way of handling users. maybe you should put something about this on the VD as well to show more users? I'd use it :) --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 02:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Kakun Bleeding Eyeball Award

Bleeding Eyes Award This award is endowed for an extreme propensity for causing ocular hemorrhaging. –{{{1}}}

Template:Bleedingeyeball My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

• Awarded for contibutions in the field of graphic design. A cow field.
• Postfix - KaKun.

Used for the criminally inept at image making. Use is {{Bleedingeyeball|Yourname}}, alternatively, it could be the Image equivalent of Useless Gobshite of the Month. Image made by MoneySign. Idea by Volte. Template by me. Nothing done by both Keitei and Mhaille. A real group project, if I may say so myself. officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:22, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Fart....I'm loving it. Apparently. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:43, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ford dealership - Nonymous 00:05, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For--Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 14:50, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For could you put something in the reflection of the eye?--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 11:06, 15 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Like what? Kakun's place? --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:26, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

ba da ba ba baa, I'm lovin' it. Oh gawd do I hate that song. Noww I have to wash my ears out... Flameviper12 14:56, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

3! Er, I mean... Fore! Good stuff. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 00:20, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

For. That's how I feel after editting Redlinks. Premier Tom Mayfair 16:30, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

For--Ye Olde Luke 09:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Honorary Knighting idea

Honorary Knighting Knight Commander of the Order Fox News service to Disinformation.

Awarded in actual articles to people .. corporation. ect. whos goals are similar to ours wink wink(whatever they maybe). Could be formated better but just gagging opinion. --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 03:50, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

heh i really like the idea, but because of it's special use, I'm not sure it would be considered a user award. However the idea itself is great, and should be used in articles where it applies, i think. --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 14:52, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Member of the Thriceing

<div class="thumb tright"> </div>Member of the Thriceing

Nomainated and for eveyone whos username has a thriced word in it.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN³ NotM BLK |_LG⁸+::: 05:46, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment. Why don't we have an award for users whose names can include a ligature?
~ Ghelæ - note Ghelæ. Ghelæ. ^talk_contribs 17:29, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
PS - This simply shows that anyone can make an award to fit their username. I don't really want an award for that, it just goes to show...

Comment I guess this might stay unofficial. I see you and Bob3 use it, but it might not actually be useful. --Lt. Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (talk/fortune cookie) 00:09, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Major award

Possibly as Template:Major award (the article Major_Award is somewhat lacking content, but is funny.) Possibly could be given as an award for winning a major award. As it is a major award itself, this would be recursive. --Splaka 00:19, 29 Sep 2005 (UTC)

You have won a Major Award! {{{1}}}

I like it but it needs a better purpose methinks --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 22:26, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Suggestions: Postnominal=MjA., Description=like FIYC but better, Rank=1, instead of {{{1}}} there could be "You helped Uncyclopedia a lot! You deserve a major award!", and maybe it could get you a Grand Cross title. --Clorox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 23:37, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Heres an idea: Use this award for those who majorly contribute to Colonization projects. It would add an incentive. MjA would be a nice post nominal. It could give the commander rank, like featured articles, and would allow the title of sir. Afterall, they are out there colonizing for the queen arent they? ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:31, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I like it! --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 00:15, 1 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Question: Is this one always postnominal, or are there any circumstances upon which one may be commissioned to use the military-style Maj. prefix? --Carlb 21:23, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Probably not because prefixes are instated for the rank you are, and not actual awards themselves--Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 14:53, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I like it. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

I think that there are already enough redudndant things like that on Uncyclopedia.--Redlock 22:24, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

• ForUncyclopedian 01:38, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
• FOR! I really like it! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎

[edit] The Doug memorial cow award

this would be awarded to the users that I feel are great people. it would go like red cow award, orange cow award, yellow cow award, blue cow award, and white cow award, in increasing prestiegiousness. Don't ask me who Doug is. he's a friend that loves cows. he's not dead, but just in case he dies, well, yeah. --The.original.joe.shmoe 00:31, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Accepted Awards, decorations and honours

[edit] Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation

This isn't yet listed on the UN:ADH page. Should it be an official award?

• Vote. ~ T. (talk) 13:40, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
• For --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 22:06, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Do it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:12, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Do it good -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:39, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Added --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 00:45, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Also, gets you CUN ranking --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 01:07, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize

This isn't yet listed on the UN:ADH page. Should it be an official award?

• Vote. ~ T. (talk) 13:40, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
• For --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 22:06, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Do it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:12, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Do it sideways -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:40, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
• Added --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 00:45, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Also, gets you GUN ranking --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CM | Talk | Rate 01:07, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

GUN is too much. There's not as much competition for it as WotM. —rc (t) 02:08, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Agree, KUN/DUN is probably good enough. --Splaka 05:14, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Alien Burninator

Template:Alien Burninator Get away from her you bitch!

• Awarded For services in preventing alien invasion and mass probings
• Postfix AlBur.

Example:

Alien Burninator! This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence in warding off an Alien Invasion

Nominated by Mhaille

For --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 01:11, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

4! -- T. (talk) 19:18, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For my own template.... Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:44, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Ok this has waited long enough, it's now an award. --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 15:00, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Created Awards, decorations and honours

• Original awards, decorations and honours