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11 (number)
“It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 11
12 (number)
“Here come 'da judge!”
~ Oscar Wilde on 12
12 year olds invading the internet
“Noname is pretty cool for a 13 year old.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Noname
127.0.0.1
“127.0.0.1? I'm going to fucking nuke that moron”
~ Oscar Wilde on 127.0.0.1
1337:(0MMUN!5M
“H0W N0W R4P5C411!0N! 3N 64RD3!”
~ Oscar Wilde on (0MMUN!5M
1337:1337
“1337n3s5 iz n3x7 2 90Dli3n355”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1337
1337:y0ur m0m
“d0n'7 (hu' 83 741k1n' 480u7 my m0mm4.”
~ Oscar Wilde on y0ur m0m
1645
“I often find myself fondly looking back on 1645, only to discover that my eyes have begun to bleed.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1645
1846a
“Hmm..that wasn't very funny at all.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1846
1846b
“Now that's more funny than a barrel full of horse dubies!”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1846
1895
“I say! Let me out of here, my good man, or I shall be quite non-plussed.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 1895
1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars
“So three Pollacks walk into a nightclub. Or was that the other way around?”
~ Oscar Wilde on the 1939 Uncyclopedia Flame Wars
1988
“1988 was a year I devoted to God, sex, drugs and school girls. I can't remember those crazy orgies without crying.”
