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Acid

“I'm gunna need some Paisley Acid to recharge my whore-bot again. Damn thing keeps getting all limp on me.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Acid

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Aguilera

“Is it possible to make Christina Aguilera any dirtier? Assuming one has access to three small goats, axle grease, and a shedding hamster, of course.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Christina Aguilera

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Ain't

“I ain't sayin', "Ain't," 'cause "Ain't" ain't a word!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ain't

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Al Qaeda

“Al Qaeda number three? Only if you buy me dinner first.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Al Qaeda

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Albequerque

“I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albequerque.”

~ Oscar Wilde on New New Orleans

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Alcohol

“O alcohol, O sublime bliss, O beauteous, wonderful alcohol. I love you man, really. We don't say it enough, but I love you.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Alcohol

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Alexeinemov

“If he was around when I was around I would've surely given him one.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Alexei "sexy" Nemov

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Almighty Badger

“I once encountered The Almighty Badger at a local bakery, he bit me, so I joined him for tea and fresh deer legs”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Almighty Badger

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Amnesia

“I think I had a quote for that!?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Amnesia

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Anti-Grue

“It seems every time I think about the Anti-Grue, I tend to wet my trousers”

~ Oscar Wilde on Anti-Grue

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AOL

“AOL 8.0 is even shitter, again!”

~ Oscar Wilde on AOL

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Apologetics

“Apologetics ended with NASA's great moon missions? Not!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Apologetics

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AquaTeenHungerForce

“Aqua Teen Hunger Force Go! Save the world for me and for all of us! Also can you get me a beer?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Arnhem

“If I knew where Arnhem was, I would go there, my politcal adviseurs tell me it's a nice place.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Arnhem

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Arse

“Arse's to use or to abuse?.”

~ Oscar Wilde on arse

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Art

“Art is the denial of art. If you agree with that you don't understand art.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Art

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Atheism

“There is no God, and I am his prophet”

~ Oscar Wilde on Atheism

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Athena

“How I hate her anti-kitten-huffing stance!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Athena

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Attila the Hun

“Bless him for seeing past the skin and into the soul, bless him for fisting and being fisted by all of God's creatures! And how ironic that his mother should have named him after my dog!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Attila the Hun

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Autobots

“First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, now you, it's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or else I might have a sense of satisfaction now.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Autobots

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Avril Lavigne

“I definitely would. Twice.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Avril Lavigne

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