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If you read this you are gay
“Amazing! How did the writer know?”
~ Oscar Wilde on seeing these words written on a wall in Dublin
In
“In is the opposite of left, which is actually a synonym for out. Right is really in trouble, as he is left out of the whole picture. However, if right throws a fastball, then left may strike out, ending the inning. This really doesn't make any sense at all, but then again, that's baseball.”
~ Oscar Wilde on In
International Band Of Super Friends
“Member of the International band of super friends? No I think you've made a mistake, now if you don't mind I'm late for my meeting with the rest of the international band of super friends”
~ Oscar Wilde on International Band Of Super Friends
Incomplete List
“This is not a complete list. Some parts are missing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the incomplete list
INTERNETWAR!!1
“This is true lunacy!”
~ Oscar Wilde on INTERNETWAR!!1
Iran
“Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iran
Iraqistan
“Your love towers over me, like the cloud from a car bomb on a fresh summer's eve in the moors of Iraqistan.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Iraqistan
Ireland
“Drink is the curse of our land. It makes us fight with our neighbours. It makes us shoot at our landlord - and it makes us miss him.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ireland
IPods
“What is a iPod's purpose if it can't make me a decent cup of coffee or play classical music...urmm, wait, scratch that last one?”
~ Oscar Wilde on iPods
