Uncyclopedia:Wilde/Inventions

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Oscar Wilde invented time.

He also invented the first board game and hence time wasting.

All Things Wilde A listing of everything about Oscar Wilde
Biography	The Man - The Internet Meme - The Project - User Page - Other User Page - The Category - The Other Category That Has Too Much Random Crap To Be Of Any Use To Anyone Gallery - More Biographical Information - News - Stage Name
Relatives	Duck Wilde
Other People/Things Named Oscar	Oscar Mayer - Oscar the Grouch - Oscar Romero - Oscar Wilder - Oscars
Sex Partners
Concubines	Leonard Bernstein - Agatha Christie - Delicious Jones - Natalee Holloway - John Wayne - Your Mom - Morning Musume
Rape Victims of Oscar Wilde	Michael Richards - Torbal the Viking - Walt Whitman - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Other Sex Partners	Big Bird - Jenna Jameson - Elton John - Keeley Hazell - James T. Kirk - Morrissey - Ayn Rand - Shirley Temple - User:SoonLayPale - You Know Who
Quotes
By Letter	A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z - 0 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - # ∩ ~ ...
More Quotes	Making up Oscar Wilde quotes - More Oscar Wilde quotes
Works
Occupations	Playwright - Novelist - Poet - Short Story Writer - Prisoner - Sodomite - Internet Meme
Literary Works	Book of Wilde - Guide to BeingEmo - Livejournal Page - Importance of Being Earnest - The Picture of Dorian Gray - The Tragedy of Oscar Wilde - The Wilde Files Seuss on Wilde - The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time
Music and Television	I'm a Wilde Guy - Girls Gone Wilde - Wilde On - Wilde Thing - Wildeboys
Other	Wildean Calendar - Oscar Wilde's pair of left socks device - Other Inventions
Other Stuff
Enemies	Anti-wilde - Lord Byron - Samuel Johnson - Marquess of Queensberry - Lord Salisbury - Mark Twain - World Monocle Wearing Championship - The Dutch
Offices	President of the United States - President of Television - Prime Minister of Gowandaland - King of Mars - Lord High Admiral - King of Queens - Prime Minister of Heaven
Did you know: Oscar Wilde died in 1900, and like General Fransisco Franco, is still dead.