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L33t
“I should never make a statement about something I can't even read.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 133t
Latte art
“Latte art encompasses all, and all is latte art.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Latte art
Latvia
“Janis was quite possibly a better writer than I. And that's why Latvia is important. It's not due to the world-acclaimed ultra-loud folk music they have there.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Latvia
Law
“I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot his hired law-enforcement assistant.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Law
Law of Sweden
“Aww... That's sad, but no can do.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Law of Sweden
League of Heroic Pictures
“Now, really, I don't think 590px-Giotto - Scrovegni - -20- - Flight into Egypt is an unreasonably long name.”
~ Oscar Wilde on League of Heroic Pictures
Lies
“There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and made-up Oscar Wilde quotes.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Lies
Life
“Life sucks, but she sucks so damn good!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Life
Linux Incorporated
“These 'ni-ahs' play for keeps, yo. That is to say that these gentlemen pull no punches.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Linux Incorporated
Loo
“Thank god for that, I was absolutely bursting”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Loo
