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.communists
“I never met a .communist I couldn't steal from.”
~ Oscar Wilde on .communists
~
“What the hell is ~?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ~
Ægyptüs
“Egypt is t3h cheat0rs”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ægyptüs
Éowyn
“I have known Éowyn as nothing more civilized than recycled Russian toilet paper.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Éowyn
Ødemarksism
“Wow, this REALLY sucks!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ødemarksism
Ümläüẗ
“Thäẗ shïẗ ïs ẗïghẗ.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ümläüẗ
Ą
“Ą is the doubleplusgoodest letter ever (except F6 of course). I filled my books and stuff with it, but those damn editors replaced them all with w's, why, I'll kill those kitten huffing sons of bitches!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ą
Ę
“Ah, the letter Ę, when I run out of ideas to be used as clever quotes, I just write ĘĘĘĘĘĘĘĘ all over the page until my hand begins to bleed and my nose starts to run...”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ę
Stefan Żeromski
“Simon says - Ni!”
Ə
“A, B, C, D, E, Ə, F, G, Honestly, I need a kitten.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ə
תרגום
“תרגום is pretty fucking gay.”
~ Oscar Wilde on תרגום
₧
“Oh hell yes! High-fucking-score, baby!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ₧
™
“Oooooh... Corpse flowers...”
~ Oscar Wilde on ™
سضعظ
“It's سضعظ awesome. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. سضعظ is definately the سضعظ best thing around. More سضعظ than سظ, I'd have to say. Yep. ... Can I leave now?”
~ Oscar Wilde on سضعظ
√
“God dammit, not another one of these articles. You know, not all of us have PCs with a perfectly up-to-date unicode listing! Hell, those three boxes for its breeding ground all look the same to me. And if I see another smiley face article, then so help me god...”
~ Oscar Wilde on √
∩
“I believe that ∩ is a very evil entity and... Oh look! A kiwi!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ∩
∩berday
“∩berday, whew, thank God we never let that actually happen. What were we thinking?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on ∩berday
“Who the he ae you aing an eliis? Eh?”
~ Oscar Wilde on
〠
“I once saw that guy in a dream. He was with Oprah and Stalin, beckoning me to come to the dark side.”
~ Oscar Wilde on 〠

“What the hell is this thing supposed to be anyway?”
~ Oscar Wilde on 
lights on keyboard
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"I spent hours pressing buttons on my keyboard and watching little lights go on and off. I still don't know what makes them do that..."
