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This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Whom should I nominate? 3 Nominations and Voting Process 4 Fabulous Prizes 5 Vote Or Die!! 6 Past Winners 7 Official Nominations for This Month 7.1 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.2 Under user (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.3 DJ Irreverent (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 7.4 SysRq (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.
• Be born in the United States (sorry, that's for President, but it helps)

[edit] Whom should I nominate?

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

[edit] Nominations and Voting Process

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though

[edit] Vote Or Die!!

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

[edit] Past Winners

stillwaters • Chronarion • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy

[edit] Official Nominations for This Month

[edit] Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and Five. One of my favorite writers who has always been on the money when it comes to writing. When it has his name on it you can tell it is good. He deserves this more than words can describe \o/ \o_ _o_ _o/ \o/ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:27, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• Epic for. Skullthumper is no asshat, he's one of our best writers. I love his work. To coin a phrase. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:38, May 1
• Definite for, a brilliant writer, one of the best on-site. –—HV (talk) 1/05 15:39
• Hell yes. To coin a phrase, Skullthumper is one of our best writers. Oh wait... that didn't coin anything.   ~  May 01, 2008 [15:40] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!
• Skullthumper's work is always very original. By a lucky coincidence, his work's also funny. Hence, for. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:02, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
• Check it out! I voted for him last month! Guys! Look at me! I did! For reals! Look! Look! I did this last month too! I'd do it next month too (hint, hint)!! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:02, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• I'm the C-A-S an the O-V-A and the rest is F-L-Y. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, May 2
• Dig --THINKER 12:51, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• For. Skullthumper has deserved this for a long time. Ever since Kitchen Sink, he's been putting out hit after hit. To me, this is no contest. Give the man what he deserves. ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:25 May 2
• One Word. Monotony -RAHB 23:38, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• Two More Words: Kitchen Sink. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 01:02, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• Per RAHB - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 17:38, May 3
• Ja. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 00:44, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
• For Now's the time, the time is now. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 10:40, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
• For--Sir Sycamore CUN VFH (Talk to Me) 14:47, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
• FourI Am All Of Me^STFU _{Thirteen Colonies}
• I ♥ Dr. S. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 13:05, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
• Strong thump. --So So 14:46, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Under user (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Skull deserves it A LOT but Under User at least needs a shot and deserves to win sooner or later if not this month. Hyperdrinking and UnScripts:Average Cop were both excellent works of his :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:32, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

• Oh dammit, DJ Irreverent and UU deserve to be nommed, too.   ~  May 02, 2008 [12:43] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

[edit] DJ Irreverent (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom DJ is a very fast learner and, like everyone who's cool on this site, reminds me of a young me. Everyone agrees that Skull deserves it this month, but DJ deserves at least some recognition. Rock on, DJ!   ~  May 02, 2008 [12:46] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

Shucks but I like being a future WotM as of right now. The Doctor deserves his medicine a lot more than I do right now. :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] SysRq (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom I love Skull: I really do. Because he has the nom locked up, we should take a look at SysRq here. He reminds me of a young me (as do many new users), and therefore deserves at least a nom. Keep on keepin' on, SysRq.   ~  May 02, 2008 [1:59] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

• Have you ever stopped to consider that the reason they all remind you of yourself is because you're in no way special?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:18, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

• Either that or everyone's special. ...Nah, you're right.   ~  May 02, 2008 [2:19] Cajek! Talk2Me! News!

• Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I keep on suspecting {{USERNAME}} whenever I see my name. I'm surprised. The nom in itself is a huge compliment, thanks Cajek! ~Major Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:44 May 2