Uncyclopedia talk:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

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Contents 1 From main 2 Ball Extension? 3 Where to review 4 Suggestion 5 The recluse is on the loose 6 Main page thingy 7 I forgotted to remove the WIP template! 8 Why doesn't anyone tell me about this crap? 9 It's over! 10 Heeeeeeeeeeeeey wait a minute 11 Entry

[edit] From main

• UnNews:Scientists create new protein drink from 'recycled' fetuses -- Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Entry must be in your userspace. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:01, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Where does it say that? Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:13, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

"As with the PLS competition, compose your work in your user space and submit below the relevant category sections." I think. I could be wrong. FUCK. I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WORK HERE! -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:15, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Dude, calm down. I obviously missed that bit. So can I just copy it to userspace or do I have to come up with something totally new? Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:22, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I'd say you can just copy it to your userspace. The UnNews story should probably be deleted though, so just submit it to the QVFD (note why it should be deleted) and copy the content to your userspace. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:29, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

OK, will do. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:35, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

• I think your supposed to make a new article for the competition, not enter article that you wrote over a month ago. While this isn't spelled out in the rules, I think its implied. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 22:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I just noticed the said article was written over a month ago. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:59, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Well if I'd known about this at the time I would have waited. I can't just write something else on demand - I need to be inspired or it ends up like this. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 23:06, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

That's what they all say. You don't see me linking all the crappy pages I made in 2005. Mostly because they've been deleted. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:58, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Well it was made somewhat recently. If you think I shouldn't enter it I won't because I respect your opinion...*Snigger*...sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face. But still: if you think I shouldn't enter it I won't. I don't want to be the sad guy exploiting the loophole. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Its not a loophole; its an understanding among contributors to such competitions, just like PLS. For loophole exploitation, see Zombiebaron. However its not my section of the competition, so its up to those judges whether or not to accept it. --THINKER 23:43, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna withdraw it. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:23, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ball Extension?

Seriously, no one is going to get entries in with 1 week's time. Maybe we could extend the competition a bit? I'm thinking 2-3 weeks total. --THINKER 03:14, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, don't you touch my balls! I'm not just some cheap slut, you know! Take me somewhere nice, then we'll see. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Nov 25

I would agree with you, but bring it up with Mhaille. After all, she's running this thing. I think. FUCK. I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WORK HERE! -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 03:23, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Psh, Mhaille is master and commander, but the party was my idea (I was planning on personally sponsoring the Aristocrats competition, but idk what happened with that). I opened it here to allow for others input, lest I just change it myself. ;) --THINKER 03:26, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Then I might want to ask you this: how much am I getting paid? -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 03:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You're a has-been. If it wasn't for todays feature I'd nom you for ZOTM ;) HA! --THINKER 03:31, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

What?! I'm the greatest! THE GREATEST! Gah! My hip! -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 03:32, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Wow..you just reenacted the Ali v. Frazier KO in 5 sentences. Sucks that isn't a hiaku.. --THINKER 03:34, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

My balls are now twice as large. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

(Cue AC/DC's Big Balls) --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 22:39, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Actually, even if Mhaille's balls are twice as large, they're still pretty small. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:41, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but if it's a doubling of diameter, then that leads to an eight-fold increase in volume. See, if you put it that way they sound enorm...suddenly, I've lost my appetite. Permanently. Sir Modusoperandi 22:47, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Appetite for balls? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:59, Nov 25

Hey, I'm Swedish. Sir Modusoperandi 23:10, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

I think we have enough time. But, then again, I'm pretty much already done with mine... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:46, Nov 26

If you say so. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:00, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Yep, I said so... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:08, Nov 27

Lier. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:09, Nov 27

No, your a lier! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:10, Nov 27

Before I point out "your" not being "you're", I think I'll mention the lyre. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Well you showed me... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:33, Nov 27

So... Lyres, eh? I hear they're... nice... I dunno, somebody start an interesting conversation. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:37, Nov 27

So....come here often? (wink) - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:40, Nov 27

[edit] Where to review

I notice a few entries are up already and I just wondered where abouts I should post the reviews. Thanks :) (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 17:58

What reviews? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review." I just had the thought that this is all probably done when all the entries are in...I'm probably right as well. Common sense plz Bonner. Kthxbai (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 18:45

Hmmmmmm....a cunning plan, and no mistake. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

User:Bonner/How The Zombiebaron Stole Chirstmas should probably work just fine. And nobody will suspect that its just an article about my love of pancakes. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 23:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Suggestion

In the future, could you list the rules in the actual contest, and not direct people to the talk page to see the rules you made up on the fly? \o/ 18:42, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Who's making what up on the fly? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Fixed. --THINKER 03:32, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

My comment wasn't actually meant to be taken seriously ._. \o/ 18:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Well since its not the first time the issues was raised here, I think the blurb is warranted. No worries mate. --THINKER 18:12, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The recluse is on the loose

Since I have been in my cave of solitude for my sins against Zombiebaron, I have not the faitest clue as to how and where we are to vote. Could someone send me a link or a missive so I can do this dirty deed when the time comes? Hugs! Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:06, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. Out and about yesterday, I'll be contacting all the judges later today with the details. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

/me waits patiently, twiddling thumbs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Dec 8

Could the judges use the following templates in your userspace to work out the scores, using the one for their category. Once you have the list we need a top five places, giving 5 points to the winner, 4 to the runner up, 3 to the third place and so on. Once we have all the judges results in we'll add them all together then its tea and crumpets for everyone. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] Main page thingy

Shouldn't the template on the main page be changed to say the competition is now closed for judging? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:22, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

But that would spoil the illusion. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:06, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

I had a crockpot full of illusion "go over" on a road trip once. Nothing smells as bad as spoiled illusion. Blech! Sir Modusoperandi 00:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Still hot for me. aren't you. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:09, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Obviously. Sorry about ruining your picnic...at least you got to ride in an ambulance, eh? Sir Modusoperandi 01:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I forgotted to remove the WIP template!

I'm not complaining, it was my fault, I just had to get that off my chest. Well, I suppose Madeleine McAnne is a work in progress in a way... ~ |DoS|Did|Yak|

[edit] Why doesn't anyone tell me about this crap?

-- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

It's been on the front page for the last few weeks, you know. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:30, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

They might if anyone knew who you are, exactly.. ;) --THINKER 22:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Because you are fat and ugly and smell like a two-week-old curry sandwich. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 21:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] It's over!

• ...and is no longer on the Main Page. Therefore, feel free to move any submissions into the mainspace. And someone's gonna have to hand out the awards. Yeah, I'm buckets of help, I know. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:01, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• Should users who wish to make their Aristocrats entries public add them as subpages to the main article? (Of course I'm not asking you ZB, as we've already established that you're as useful as a horse. Like, a dead one I mean. Not one that actually is useful.) --THINKER 04:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

How about an Undead one? That's flogged. Just the way he likes. The awards are already handed out....and just in time for xmas. But remember....the real winner was Uncyc. And those other three guys. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

No runner up awards, as I thought were promised? :( --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:12, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Lies... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates." /me taps his foot angrily --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:18, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

*AHEM* >:( --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 06:49, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Christ someone give this kid his fuckin' balloon already!? Jesus, a balloon giraffe, not exactly the hardest animal to conjure... --THINKER 07:11, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Balloon giraffes are almost as easy as 2 balloon 8-legged tapirs having sex with eachother, with a balloon Anthony Hopkins being the lucky Pierre. Almost. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 07:23, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Heeeeeeeeeeeeey wait a minute

We still never got runner up templates >:| --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 02:29, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Entry

I'd like to enter this:

• Section: Best Bad Taste Article
• Username: Jacjohncoles
• Entry: The Rabbit
• Comment: Some boys will go a long way for revenge

Can't do it myself, because I'm still not autoconfirmed. Thanks! Jacjohncoles 18:54, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, but the rules of the competition clearly state: "Again, just like PLS, any works entered in this competition must be original.". This joke can be found here (dated 10-03-2004) and here (dated 1st November 2007), as well as many other places on the internet, I suspect. Also, I've heard it in real life too. Existing jokes are not eligible for entry into this competition, but feel free to submit any wholly original works you come up with. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess it's one of those jokes that has millions of variations then. I did adapt it from an existing joke, but changed the story and idea significantly. Seems that the variation already existed though. :/. Jacjohncoles 19:43, 28 November 2008 (UTC)