Uncyclopedia talk:Chat
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Am I the only one that sees the redundant irony in talking about Chat? -- Anajana
How about the irony of an uncyclopedia banning not only one citizen, but her entire fucking state from chatting on IRC because they changed their nickname? I mean WTF! That jagoff Splaka must have some nepotistic connections to be allowed to behave like a fucking Hitler on the comedy channel! --71.12.8.163 04:59, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella
- My dearest Citranella... First off, let me give you a bit of advise: such hostile behaviour will only act in your disadvantage. If you cannot act civilized, you're not worth listening to. But I'm willing to make an exception. Tell me, what did you change your nickname to? In fact, sketch for me the chain of events that led to you banning. Thanks. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CUNT|+S 05:07, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
Dear MoneySign... Here's the sketch: First off, I went to IRC CHAT, you know, chat where people are supposed to get to know eachother and have fun, but everyone seemed to have a stick up their ass and get pissed off because I said Template:Hi, then after changing my nick a few times they offed and banned me along with the rest of my state apparently for life. Capiche?--{{User:[Citranella]/sig}} 05:14, 26 February 2006 (UTC)Citranella
- I knew I should have specified "objectiveness".... Ah well. I guess I get the picture. Though you didn't answer my question: what did you change your name to? Was it something offensive or insulting? Or did you change your nick multiple time in rapid succession? And why do you suppose they had a "stick up their ass", as you so colourfully put it? Are you sure you weren't being a bit of a "jerk" (kind of like you're acting now, but I guess I can understand your angered reaction a bit)?
As for your entire state being banned, I don't think it is... The banlist has *!*71.14.99.61 (your IP) and one minute later *!*@*dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com . Neither qualifies as a state-wide ban. --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|VFP|+S 05:33, 26 February 2006 (UTC)
ooh - I suggest flagging this a n00bs-only area. --Nerd42 17:33, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)
- Offended n00b here. What do you mean by a - n00bs only area? n00bs are not monkeys, they are a species of perfectly silly imperfectly endangered fish, chartered by the UNcouncil for fish preservation to roam wherever they will at their whim. Please, do not offend the n00b, do not feed them while asleep, and do not make multiple copies of this protest. Any other opinion should be reffered to the international society for preservation of sushi dishes. Aditya Kabir 04:25, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
irc://irc.freenode.net is no longer working, so now people are at irc://chat.freenode.net, in case anyone was curious about what was going on (although I'm probably the last person to have figured this out). Since this is a wiki and all, why isn't this information on the main chat page yet? .-. Mandaliet 04:07, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
yikes --Nerd42 04:27, 17 Dec 2005 (UTC)
testing惡龍 01:32, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
- Now that my 4-day uncyc ban is up, can you remove me from the block list on irc? --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Congrats!
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[edit] Direct link on front page
i would like to see the direct link on the front page next to the link to this page for quick access. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 04:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- To where? the cgi link or the irc:// link? It can't be put on the same line in the nav box I don't think. *tests*. I can't get it to.... Besides, it is good to give people the full information on how to gets here. Precious. I changed all the various links (some to irc://, some to the cgi) to this page, so as to give a central location for updated information. --Splaka 05:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
It currently says:
- For nonsense related IRC chat, see this instructional video.
I would like to change it to:
- For nonsense related IRC chat, see this instructional video. (IRC, CGI)
I didn't mean on the site menu, I meant just on the Main Page --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 05:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Slacker
Umm Help? I can't log on, it says I'm banned... I certainly don't remember doing anything banworthy, in fact, my last post was pretty positive... did you guys change something and not tell the ol' slacker? if so, tell me how to log on in my talk page--Sir Slackerboya CUN VFH (talk) 06:58, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- Try coming in to #wikicities ? --Splaka 07:03, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- For some reason, the web client doesn't work. The server says it's banned. -Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:07, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- It was banned (k-lined) on freenode, sorted now. --
Splaka 23:27, 28 February 2006 (UTC)
- I don't know what could have happened, but you probably fucked up and therefore deserved it. --User:Teh Black Warrior/sig
What the hell happened to my definition. I can't find it anywhere. Could somebody help me?
[edit] Milwaukee brewers
hey I just finished my first full edit, just want to check if its ok
Has anybody here ever skateboarded or worn a rubber glove?
[edit] Important, any Admins, look here please
The ip adress 212.85.28.237 has been banned from making any changes to this website for the next month, because of some really bad material from that adress. I must protest, since this is infact a school ip adress, and you have infact banned the entire school. Meaning i now have less time to edit, because i can only do it from home (and incase anyone suggests it, i did NOT write that realy bad material that got the ip banned in the first place) I hope you will find a way to let me continue editing from school, and i also hope i dont have to suffer for one persons twisted sence of humour.
[edit] Why did I get blocked?? cause you're dumb
OK, something's up with Uncyc. First my IP gets blocked for some reason. Now I can't create an account because it says I've already created two. Do the acc's on Wikipedia affect my making an acc on Uncyc?
- No, actually... it appears that the ENTIRE INTERNET was blocked for a while through some problems with a server. Sorry about the inconvenience.--<<
>> 05:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
67.86.92.232 15:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] I need to be saved from IRC bannination
I recently registered for an account on IRC, and it won't let me on, it says that im banned from the Uncyclopedia Channel. My IP is: 68.190.80.42 If you could please unban me from IRC, I will give who ever claims that he did my special award. Capercorn
[edit] What happened?
I can't send anything in IRC! What happened? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- It probbably is Mode: +m. It mutes ANYONE without +v.Probably a w00t raid or something. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:00, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
- Ah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Also, you may be quiet-banned. +v allows you to speak without an unban. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:03, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
- Ah. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- Olipro muted you. I don't know the reason. What were you doing before the time you were on before you found you couldn't talk?
01:26, 31 May 2007
- Oh yeah... he went on a TYATU nick fest. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Please stop with this enciclopedia
- I hate how you satirize greate people like Mother Teresa, John Paul II, George Bush,etc. I do not see any humor, just propaganda. Please stop with this enciclopedia and sygh to God. I will not vandalise this wiki since it would not be fare to you. God ---- Honor ---- Country --69.86.17.47 22:40, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- Did you just seriously compare someone like George Bush to Mother Theresa? I mean, come on, that defies soooo many laws, including decency and logic. It's like comparing the Pope with Jesse James! And on a side note, L2Spell/gramm0rtic1ze!!!11!!1!!!el3venty!!!! Robertodole 00:49, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
- Well, fair enough. OK guys, you heard him. Everybody out, we're shutting down. ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- Technically, this page is for discussion of our IRC channel, not Uncyclopedia itself. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:02, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, fair enough. OK guys, you heard him. Everybody out, we're shutting down. ;P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:58, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
But propaganda is so cool!!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:51, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
- But I'd lose 1 third of my life if Uncyclopedia dies! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:55, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
- Okay, who wants to save Uncyclopedia!?! Think of TYATU!!! BENSON!!! OUROBOROS!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! ED SUCKING!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
- What that guy said.
Premier Tom Mayfair
08/25 20:46
- What that guy said.
- Okay, who wants to save Uncyclopedia!?! Think of TYATU!!! BENSON!!! OUROBOROS!!! FUNNY STUFF!!! ED SUCKING!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
[edit] Halp!!
Hello Glourious Adminati! I, Capercorn, hath been blocked from #uncyclopedia. My IP is 24.183.41.174, Thanks in advance. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 03:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] #@uncyclopedia
Has anyone else noticed that #@uncyclopedia seems to be abandoned? --Sir Starnestommy 
(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 05:00, August 19, 2007
- Yup. And, no, nobody cares is not the right answer. Everybody cares in fact, and it should be dealt with as such.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:47, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Hello!
I just made some articles! I love this website nad I'm willing to edit a lot. Maybe! Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 15:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
- Just a small tip: try posting in the Village Dump next time. This talk page is about our IRC channels. --Sir Starnestommy
(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:03, September 22, 2007
Oh, I didn't know that. I'll do that next time, okay? Sorry for bothering ye folks! Funny Frisian Bastard From Friesland 07:22, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Crap in a hat
I think Idoru hates me. He hasn't let me in on IRC on any fucking CGI gateway for like, an hour. What was it THIS time? A Mass freenode crapflood? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:40, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, that is quite irritating. Would someone please unblock the CGI gateway??????????????2222222 --THE 01:29, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
- We're working on it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 01:35, September 25, 2007
- According to staff, they've blocked it for abuse and it will be back sometime later tonight or tomorrow. For now, try http://java.freenode.net. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:14, September 25, 2007
- One word:DAMNIT. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
- It let me on the first time, then I accidentally quit and now it's set to invite only. Psh. /me gives up and goes to bed. --THE 02:34, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
- One word:DAMNIT. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
- According to staff, they've blocked it for abuse and it will be back sometime later tonight or tomorrow. For now, try http://java.freenode.net. --Sir Starnestommy
- We're working on it. --Sir Starnestommy
[edit] OH MINE GOTT! WAS ZUR HOLLE IST PASSIERT?
Why am I blocked? What did I do? --Template:86.147.69.206
- Were you blocked from Uncyclopedia or the IRC channel? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:20, October 29, 2007
[edit] Someone Pleast tell wolf...
Could someone please tell wolf to check his User talk page so that I might actualy get unblocked. I'd tell huim myself but he seems to be ignoring me.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
20:49, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- Unban'd. Don't do it again. 20:56, 29 Oct 2007
[edit] Require NickServ registration
I think that we should start requiring IRC users to register their nicks with NickServ. In addition, I think we should link to http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup and the rest of http://freenode.net/faq.shtml on Uncyclopedia:Chat. Does anyone else think this is a good idea? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 23:09, Feb. 19, 2008
- Freenode fails though, but the idea of requiring registration does not. I support. --
On behalf of the Cabal, Jack Phoenix (Janitors ♥ you) • (Complain!) • (In Soviet Uncyclopedia, Jack pwns YOU!!) 23:11, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
- Yes. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:46, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
- Never. 19:56, 20 Feb 2008
- No. —rc (t) 20:26, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
- Only if we also require they be members of the party.--<<>> 20:30, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Whining
The web based client takes forever to load, and while I am occupying myself, it finishes loading and I get disconnected before I realise I'm connected. =P Isshiki Kotonashi-ue =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 23:07, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] banning question
This site is full of language, bias, sarcasm, and just plain stupid things. So, what could you possibly do to get banned from here? Only thing I could imagine someone getting banned for is deleting large sections of an article or saying off-topic things.
- Yeah, blanking pages, creating vanity, being a dick, refusing to accept degrading sex acts from the admins. That's what'll get you banned. --THE 20:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Fuck you all. Baseball16 21:32, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well, ok... you sure you don't wanna date a little, first, or something? - Don Leddy the Crunch
(Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:55, May 26
[edit] blocked from the chatroom
I'm Garry and someone blocked me. Would someone be able to find out why? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
- What's the name you use in the chat? -RAHB 07:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
- Garry —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
- What message(s) did you get when you tried to join it? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 08:00, Jul. 11, 2008
- You are banned from this channel —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
- It appears that the IP that you were using was blocked because we had a few annoying users coming in and causing problems with that IP. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 08:02, Jul. 11, 2008
- It appears that the IP that you were using was blocked because we had a few annoying users coming in and causing problems with that IP. --Sir Starnestommy
- You are banned from this channel —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
- What message(s) did you get when you tried to join it? --Sir Starnestommy
- Because of how annoying that IP was and the fact that you have the same IP as those annoying users, I'm not going to remove the ban right now, but I might reduce it to a quiet-ban so that you can join, but you won't be able to talk unless I or another op voices you. Is this IP a school IP? --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 08:09, Jul. 11, 2008
- Garry —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
no —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Garry (talk • contribs)
- Ok. I'll let you back in for now, but be careful. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 08:19, Jul. 11, 2008
