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A pancake is a round flat piece of food sometimes called a crepes or as the Americians say a craps, often causing problems in restaurants when asking the waiter for a crap and getting the reply of do it yourself and wipe your own arse.

In England on Shrove Tuesday they toss pancakes (better than tossing ones self) and run races whilst tossing pancakes, must hurt if you fall over.

Pancakes or crepes can be served with a selection of usually fruity (thats why the Brits toss them) fillings, or served with just lemon and sugar.

You to can make pancakes, you just need a pan , flour and milk, but why bother the corner shop sells them already made and frozen, but if you want here is the receipe, heat pan, mix flour and milk, throw mix into pan, when smoking turn over when smoking again take out and throw in bin.

The Chinese make pancakes from rice flour, ever tasted one, they are bloody awful, just shows the Chinese will eat anything, well they eat ducks feet and dogs and snakes and insects so some tatty rice pancakes probably taste good to the average Chinese.

Mexicians have tortias or whatever just as bad which is why you need something inside like chilli or chicken, anything to kill the taste.

Well that's it, a pancake is a round, flat (this is where you get the saying that girl is as flat as a pancake - meaning no boobs) piece of food, the taste of which ranges from bland to awful and it is used to wrap around some other piece of more tasty food.