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Tatum, Arthur

Piano jazz playing automaton in the guise of a large, mostly-blind African-American, created by an unknown jazz-hating mechanical genius. The creator of this device, which could play what was believed to have been impossible, was attempting to kill jazz piano playing by making all others feel inferior and thereby driving them out of the business. The atttempt was a failure, as the other musicians proceeded to upgrade their capabilities in an attempt to compete.

It is believed that the creator was eventually able to retire due to his efforts, as recordings by the automaton proceeded to sell well enough to earn him a good living.

Quotes: "I am just a piano player, but tonight, God is in the house!" Fats Waller, on seeing the automaton enter the room.

I think you wrote this on the wrong page. -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:24, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Removing blue links

How often should blue links be removed from the list? I ask because a little while ago I removed this blue link and then promptly reverted myself out of doubt. Later another user removed the link. The link in question is Space Invaders; the comment that I tried to write out by "Space Manbow" is irrelevant to the situation. Pentium5dot1 07:10, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

I vote against removing blue links only because they could be deleted soon after and people wouldn't replace it on this page. I take it that the articles here are "requested" and therefore if they're bad, people will notice, after which we will need a replacement for it.   ~   Cajek! <-> Nov 30, 07:20

Wait a minute, let's clean this shit up. Not only should some of those stupid blue links be removed, such as Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages and Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 but most of the blue links should be on VFD. I suggest talking about what you want to delete HERE before you go deleting, btw.   ~   Cajek! <-> (Dec 4 @ 01:36)

[edit] Reorganization suggestion

I believe that it might be easier for users to locate requests in a subject area of interest if this page were divided into subpages by topic. Does anyone have opinions on this? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 06:05, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

I have no objections. Though isn't it already in categories? While you're there you may wanna remove blue links and stupid red ones. don't think anyone has done so in a while. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 06:27 7 July 2008

As soon as I get a chance, I am going to start planning out the reorganization at [[User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/UN:REQ reorganization]] (and subpages of that page). --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 07:27, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Postponed until after The Woodburninator finishes his cleanup. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 06:59, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Yo Pentium

I would say that the Square one should just be redirected. Honestly, after all that hacking I did, there's still probably a bit too much on here. I'm soon (either in the next few days or starting next week) going to try redirecting, and re-categorizing some articles here. I know you were probably going to do this anyway, and you've already started some, so lets do it. The Square thing just redirect. Its close enough, and stuff that is that close needs to leave this place. As for the re-categorizing, I still think you are right in thinking that some fairly big changes should be made to make browsing this place easier. I plan on fixing up some categories, and getting things a little tighter so that we can do whatever changes are needed later much easier. What do you think on all this? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:34, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Attention!

I'm alphabetising the categories. If it looks like I deleted a bunch of stuff, I'm not. Well, not yet...again... uh, whatever. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC)