Uncyclopedia talk:Writer of the Year

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[edit] Quandry

What the hell?! It's like the donut shop first thing in the morning, when the racks are full and they're still warm. They all look so delicious. How am I to choose? Damn you all and your talent! I asked my magic 8-ball and it said, "How the hell should I know? I'm a friggin' Magic 8-ball over here!". Bah!--Sir Modusoperandi 17:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that's why I haven't voted yet. I still think two or three more could be on this list.--<<>> 17:46, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Gentlemen, if I may tempt you... 11 succulent featured flavours to enjoy.  :) Low fat, no preservatives, ... possibly. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 18:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

You whore! :D -- Hindleyite Converse 18:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

(Heh. Taught me everything he knows. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 18:10, 2 January 2007 (UTC))

Well, it would of been hard with the first four people, so I decided to add Procopius to the list to make it even harder. You're welcome. —Braydie at 18:18, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Shameless power play

In the event of a tie, do I get to choose who to release my delegates to?--Procopius 18:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

No, there's a bowl out in ASDA car park after tea. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:17, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Have I won?

Do I get a badge? When's Kofi Annan coming around with the popcorn? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:59, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, you win this special, potato shaped trophy. Only the cleverest of people can see it, some idiots say it's invisible. In fact, it's on your mantelpiece right now.

Actually, the truth is I couldn't be bothered making a template, so if anyone's up to it...

And congratulations, Hardwick on yet another award that I... (sobs) can't win. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:15, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] STM

The guy's an inspiration, and I wanted to give him my vote so badly that it hurts, but I couldn't because the page is locked or stuck or only for the wise. I got bitter and disillusioned. I tried to solve this by hitting an officer of the law with a car tyre and ended up in jail. Now I am bitter and disillusioned and in jail. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry. They're actually really, really behind. It's a window to 2005, apparently.--Sir Modusoperandi 07:41, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

So ... is someone going to unlock this page for editing or what? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 06:49, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that was my fault. I should have predicted that 2005 voting would start. —Braydie at 17:50, 6 February 2007 (UTC)