Uncyclopedophile

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A Typical Uncyclopediaphile, notice the Clark Kent-esque attempt at hiding his identity with glasses, this photo was taken in the bathroom as he still lives with his mum who wishes he would be a wikipedophile like all the other boys are.

Uncyclopedaphile, not to be mistake with Wikipedophile is a HTML/wiki based sexual fetish and is one of the most popular gateway drugs along with: the father, the son and the holy ghost (street name: H.G's Well good innit).

Are you an uncyclopediaphile? Are you unsure as to what one is? I'm very sure you are!

1 Definition
2 Traits
3 How To Spot One
4 How to protect yourself and your precious articles

[edit] Definition

Uncyclopediaphile comes from the ancient Greek (no Jenkins its not an S.T.I, not like the herpes you got off your own grandmother), "ἐγκύκλια παιδεία" (pronounced "enkyklia paideia"), literally, a "well-rounded education," meaning "a general knowledge.", the word 'un' reverses the meaning of the word encyclopedia some what like a Mewtwo attack and paedophile means lover of the young, thus we gather the meaning, "lover of young false encyclopedias", or articles in particular.

[edit] Traits

Many Uncyclopediaphiles revel in the seductive filth that are newly created articles, ever wonder where your new articles go? no they are not huffed by Jesus and the technicolour dream coat of pleasure, they are 'snuffed' by the uncyclopedaphiles. Like the poor Saddam Hussein bungy stunt that went terribly wrong, it all starts out like fun and games until articles get snuffed, thankfully most new articles are about emo bands or one of the 99,245,567 pokemon.

[edit] How To Spot One

Look down your broad band connection, if you see this them you've got an uncyclopedaphile problem

Though we cannot physically see them we know that they are sitting at home in anoraks smoking cigars, stroking cats and prank calling the elderly while cooking dog meat, most likely with a very sticky keyboard.

However, Many Uncyclopediaphiles can be distinguished by picking up the subtle hints in there imaginative and original user names, examples are:

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Oscar_wilde
queen_lizzie_II
george_WWWDOT_bush
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<insert name here>

[edit] How to protect yourself and your precious articles

Use really old citations and big words.
Add plenty of links to younger articles.
Do not click links saying "Click here if you want to see my new puppies."
If See one call the police.
Tell a non-whimsical your mum joke .
Arouse them so much with slang and up to date fashion and gossip there keyboards get soooo sticky they cannot press delete.

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