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[edit] What is Uncycloversity?

Uncycloversity is a place for the destruction and abuse of your brain and everything associated with it. Its primary goals are to:

Destroy and subvert all content, learning materials, resources, and curricula for all age groups in all languages
Waste your valuable time on so-called "projects" and communities written by morons
Obtain as much of your money as possible

Uncycloversity rejects both learning and teaching, as well as everything else. For more misinformation and disinformation about Uncycloversity, see an outline of our policies.

[edit] Welcome, n00bz!

Teachers, be sure to involve your "students" in collaborating with our alien overlords.

[edit] Find a Complete Lack of Content

Become frustrated by our various subject-free areas. If you can find a topic, you must be on another website or some sort of hallucinogenic drug.

Where are the drugs?
Where are the hot babes?
Where is all the beer?
What happened to my clothes?

Visit Uncycloversity Schools:
How To Do Stuff - Zoology - Interdisciplinary Studies - Sex Education - Science - Mathematics - Social Sciences - Practical Arts and Sciences

[edit] Help destroy Uncycloversity!

Time dependent:

Logo contest for Uncycloversity
Mottos and slogans - Help prevent a definitive motto or slogan for Uncycloversity from ever being chosen.
New URL: http://uncycloversity.edu.tc
Hate the way this page looks? - We sure do! Complain bitterly on the talk page.

Ongoing:

Our faculty

Get bored and leave.
Worthless Projects encourage passive mental deterioration.
Disorganized Self-Mismanagement for Uncycloversity
Policies - Help make our policies as unfair and incomprehensible as possible.
Visit our Communist Pork Hole.

[edit] More Communism

Colloquium - Ask a stupid question about Uncycloversity.
No-help desk - Ask a stupid question about anything.
Immature Reprobates Complaining: Get "booted" by us on #Uncyclopedia (on Freenode).
Mailing List: Uncycloversity-L Please subscribe to the list or view the archives.

[edit] Booze!

Dictatorial Decrees
History of Uncycloversity - How we sank so incredibly low as to think we could educate anyone in any way whatsoever
Most recent Uncycloversity SERVER CRASH: July 26, 2008

[edit] Reacharounds!

Our student

[edit] Disservice (to you)

Drunken Driving - How Uncycloversity can swerve, weave in and out, fall asleep at the wheel, and cause multi-vehicular collisions.
Abusiveness - How Uncycloversity can ruin your life.
We Serve Communism! - How Uncycloversity can serve free drinks to communists.
Free Money! Scholarship! - How Uncycloversity beats the government, we give you FREE money so you don't have to succumb to The Man.

[edit] Hot 'n' Sexy Librarians!

Uncycloversity is often caught stealing pages from UnBooks. It claims it's just "borrowing" them, but most of them end up being used as toilet paper. (That isn't easy, since they're not actually printed books.)
Uncycloversity:Course Catalog
Useless book collection at UnBooks
Uncycloversity Category

[edit] Uncycloversity not readable in other languages, either

This Uncycloversity is only written in Engrish. This is the only language we know, because we are not properly edumacated.

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

UnNews The news source on crack	Uncyclopedia The content-free encyclopedia	Undictionary The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
UnTunes Where noisy things can live and prosper	Wilde Project Uncyclopedia's founder tells all	HowTo Instructions and guides for anything and everything
UnBooks Content-free books	Unquotable Useless misquotes galore	Uncycloversity If it makes sense, we don't want it