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[edit] D
[edit] D
D is the 479th letter in the orange catholic alphabet. D is also a gaping hole in the fabric of the universe
[edit] Dada
A form of art for people who are too lazy to create anything meaningful.
[edit] Dago
Dago is a crap word for Hispanic. Hispanians like mopeds, and cars with funny doors. Hispanians like the color indigo, and their lucky tool is the screwdriver. Hispania's main export is oranges, and that's a good thing.
[edit] Daigle
Never dare to speak this word in public. It describes all thing evil and annoying.
[edit] Dairy Room
Place where inmates of a Reality TV go get milked.
[edit] Dalek
Saltshakers gone bad. Often are armed with large electric rays and little sucking things shaped like plungers which make good dildos.
[edit] Damned Quail
The Damned Quail (sonofabitchicus hurryupandgetum) is a subspecies of the Sonofabitchicus family, which includes such well known politicians as Dan Quayle and Captain Beefheart. The bird is especially sought after by collectors, not only for its notoriously tender meat, but also for its right wing moral stance.
[edit] Damsmale
As one would assume, a damsmale is a male dasmel, and is usually in some sort of distress.
[edit] Dangerous Clive
A backwater Ninja raised by pigmies in Guam to read brail and fight Mecha-Cindy Luiper until judgement day after the FA cup final. Posessive sexual desires for cactus.
[edit] Danish
Language derived from the sounds made while chewing tobacco and peanuts - The language exists only as a simple form of communication used by by unemployed cavemen in Siberia (formerly a part of MicrosoftChryslerSony). The most significant sound in the language is the sound from the archaeic letterform "ø" which mostly sounds like opening a very squeeky door.
With a needlessly complicated structure of language, Danish will test even the most skillful caveman. Every danish noun must indicate where it is located in relation to modular furniture. For example, the Danish word for creature is Vandrehjem, which would be Vandrehjemrouladeikea if the creature was placed in a freezer in Bavaria – Vandrehjemrouladeikea thus loosely translates to Creature Very Much South Of Modular Furniture But Fairly Close To Modestly Priced Youth Hostels.
The majority of known danish texts (approx. 2 texts, each no longer than 5 words in total) describes the somewhat strange events that took place when the danish-speaking Siberian tribes conquered the city of Ufflamaartiak located at the present-day city of Smorgaas. During the battle, one of the tribesmen Gaffelbider Sløvske, singlehandedly killed two bulls standing outside the townhall and, according to the tale, it was then foretold that he would become the ancestor of a world-famous person . Many a historic person has since claimed ancestry; among these are the celebrities Grauballemanden, Joakim von And, Magnus Tagmus and lately, V. Mortensen .
[edit] Dani Filth
The 'singer' of some band to do with dirty babies... Or prams. I forget.
[edit] Daniel Gibbons
Regarded as the sexiest person to come out of Yorkshire.
[edit] Danke
Acronym for "Damn Aliens, No Killing Easterners!" This has been so widely used that it is generally accepted as a synonym for "excellent".
[edit] Dante
Famous medieval convenience store employee. Usually hanging out in back with Beatrice. Particularly famous for writing the Divine Comedy, a not so funny medieval guide which allows you to see what part of Hell you're gonna go to for what sins you've done. For that reason, the book had been temporarily banned by George Washington. His Uncle was framed for writing a travel guide - 7 Spheres of Hell.
[edit] Daphna
Daphna resides in the state fondly known as the "armpit of America," and finds it quite malodorous. How surprising.
She is also known as a flying chickduckmonkey with cheese on top, slightly baked, and eaten with a shit spork damnit. In many circles (mostly Asian), she is referred to simply as "food."
[edit] D.A.R.E.
- Drugs Are Really Excellent.
- A for-profit organization for raising awareness on how safe and enjoyable drugs are.
[edit] Dark Ages
History before the discovery of electricity.
[edit] Dark Side
The evil side of the force where you'll find people and things like Darth Vader, squirrels, John Kerry, nazi technology, Bill o'Reilly, Garfield and various sweet treats such as cookies.
“Wikipedia is the dark side of Uncyclopedia....”
~ Uncyclopedia on Wikipedia
“Come to the dark side, we have donuts....”
~ Darth Vader on The Dark Side
[edit] Darwinism
An uncooth and frankly outdated mode of belief in which the followers believe we are all descended from the same pair of amazingly horny wombats
[edit] Das Boot
Das Boot is a German movie about boots.
English working title: The Boot.
Swedish translated title: Glass Båt.
Also what Das German does when he wants to start Das Computer.
[edit] Date Rape
1. Song by the band Sublime about the lead singer's experence on a goat farm.
2. What happens when a fat loser slips a roofie into a hot chick's drink.
[edit] Daye, Otis
1. Immortal Ancestor of Doris Day, (she dropped the E during the war due to anti-acadian sentiment) . Travels the revival circuit with his Apostles. Founding Father of Louisville, KY, he is currently in Nukayukavuk, Canada, redeveloping it as a Cruise Ship stop. Populated primarily by Penguitian Women and the Muntineers of the HMS Stooge, the area is currently of interest due to climate change.
2. The Feast day of St. Otis, Febutober 15
3. A radical sect of Sceintology whose inspiration came from repeated watching of the Da Vinci Code and admiration for Opus Dei member, Silas.
[edit] Debate
- Used to catch defish.
- In parliament this means always agreeing with the Party line.
[edit] D-Bay
Failed internet auction site in which users would throw increasing amounts of their own faeces at each other in order to secure ownership of rocks, and collectible frogs. Started by dinosaurs in 9002BC, the site was soon closed down as ancient computer Greeks pointed out that computers hadn't been invented yet and that the idea probably wouldn't catch on.
[edit] D-Day
An Allied military plan that actually worked. Sometimes known as "Operation Oh-my-god-this-better-fucking-work-or-we're-screwed".
[edit] Dead babies
The dead baby is a sub-species of the regular baby, a creature produced by a male and a female human "making babies". The dead baby is usually found sliced up to make walls, or in garden sheds outnumbering tools. The natural habitat of the dead baby is normally under slabs of cement. On rare occasion the dead baby can be found stapled to the backs of koalas to prevent them from falling.
[edit] Deaf Metal
Any metal which has lost the ability to hear. Any metal?
[edit] Deagle
Popular make of handgun, no longer in production, as it was murdered by the Smeagle in order to take possession of the One Clip.
[edit] Death Eaters
A bunch of whiny loser n00bs who hung around their much c00ler and 1337er Voldemort da Pimp. They follow everything Voldemort da Pimp says, including - Jacking toy cars, vandalising nurseries, and stealing top secret candy recipes from Harry the Chocolate Maker, Voldemort the Pimp's arch nemesis.
[edit] Death machine
Any machine used for tastiness or for pure evil. An oven is a type of death machine used to burn things and it often has a window so that we can stare at the burning thing for kicks.
[edit] Death Metal
Death Metal is one of the greatest existent genres of music (I think). I've never actually listened to it. The name explains itself. Anyone who hears this will automatically die in exactly 7 days, leaving the listener in a zombie-like state. It usually triggers a downwards spiral of mind and body, resulting in Cannibalism, or a strange desire to watch CNN.
[edit] Bands of Death Metal
These usually simply consist of a group of zombies, living corpses, and ghouls. The lyrics are usually recounted by Mummies, whose voices are older than time itself; their voices more decayed than the throats that produce them. This music's deadly nature arises primarily from its notable use of fast tempos, distortion, and the fated Death Note (commonly refered to as Powerchord E5).Also the cause of many murders.
- Weaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhhhh
- Nekrophilia
- Nekropedia
- Cannibalysm is Grrrrrrreatttt
- The Bob Doles
- We do actually enjoy J.K. Rowling's Novels
- Kaaazzzaaaakkkkiiisssttaaaannnn Dean Scream
- RebelAndu (a.k.a. Gaylord Fokker and The Boys)
- The Osmonds
- Dead Meat
- Arch Friend
[edit] Celebrations and further side-effects
Common practices of Death Metal band members and/or listeners include:
- Raping dead babies (necropeadophelia)
- Raping dead people (necrophelia)
- Consensual sex with dead people (corpse-sex)
- Raping using crowbar
- Raping of dead people using crowbar
- All the above must be done a bajillion times otherwise it is possible the "rapist" (cant convince me they dont like it) could be a normal person not "detrimentally" affected by death metal.
Despite the appealing descriptions above, Death Metal is truly disgusting. One feels an undeniable urge to slay the nearest human, drink the blood, and consume the soul. A ritual sacrifice of a dog or a ferret is mandatory; often a pagan sodomisation of a baby ram is undertaken, particularly in Wales. It is widely felt that only the true, final sacrifice - namely that of ones own genitalia - can in fact guarantee entry to Hell.
[edit] Declan
A short pale White peson with curly blond hair that knows too much and spys on you at night in your bedroom with his binoculars he ( . Y . )
Defamily of deirishman. They usually wear dekilt and play debagpipes
[edit] Deep Space 9
[edit] Defenestration
- The act of throwing something or someone out of a window.
- The act of removing windows, commonly carried out by Linux zealots and their trained attack penguins.
A common method of assassination by large family groups with Mediteranean origins.
[edit] Deff Leppard
Spotted member of the big cat family in Africa. Exceedingly rare as it is unable to hear and thus often caught and killed by hunters/poachers/any animal which can creep up on it because it can not hear.
[edit] Delegate
1. Pass the buck.
2. The individual chosen by his boss to present the bosses failed ideas and strategies to the company's AGM.
[edit] Delevator
A Delevator is similar to an Elevator, except that it transports people and goods with the flow of gravity instead of against it.
[edit] DELOITTE
Full of douchebags and phucktards. If you work for them, you're stuck with them for ever... THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Déjà vu
See Déjà vu
[edit] Déjà vu
See Déjà vu
[edit] Demonstrate
When dewoman has deperiod. You, being deman, want to stay away from dewoman while she is demonstrating. She may rip deballs from depenis. Depenis will never forgive you.
[edit] Dementia
A hilarious disease that makes old people drool. It is so funny, that it has prompted any number of assholes to write music which only they and their closest friends find amusing. Much of this music is played on the Doctor Demento show, which is only listened to by retards and perverts.
[edit] Democracy
- System of government in which a Prime Minister pretends to listen to the people and then does exactly what he had intended to do anyway before pretending to 'consult the people' using the justification that he 'knows what is best for you'.
- What every non-democratic country/peoples are supposed to want......or so they are told by the President and the Prime Minister.
- System of government in which the 'have nots' get everything heaped upon them by politicians seeking re-election, the 'have lots' get by whatever party is in power and the 'in-betweens' (Def. law-abiding, tax-paying, middle-class mortgage payers) struggle to make ends meet whilst paying ever increasing taxes to pay for the 'have nots' whilst seeing normal, civilized society crumble around them.
- System of government where one Party gets just 35% of the vote, or just 22% of the total electorate, and claims to have a mandate to rule over the whole country.
- Choice between the coincidental, both of them lying.
[edit] Denial
"There is no God."
~ God on Foolish Self-Denial
A river in Egypt, runs right through Desand, by Depiramids, and out into Desea.
Other ex. of denial: "Elvis is dead", "NO HE'S NOT!!! He's still out there!"
[edit] Denigration
The act of removing all the Negroesque qualities of a person. Antonyms: Nigration. P.S. Will you guys cut out the racist shit so that we can all have a good laugh. It isn't funny.
[edit] Densa
Densa is the largest, oldest, and most famous low-IQ society in the world. The not-for-profit organization restricts its membership to people with low IQs and people who are un-testicle. Members must score in the 98th percentile or lower of a standardized, supervised intelligence test.
[edit] Dentochronology
Estimation of a person's age by cutting through a tooth, counting the rings, then demanding to see their credit card.
[edit] Deported
When a coastal town becomes landlocked, it must be deported. This often takes the form of a deportation ceremony, during which a presiding official removes the town's port status.
[edit] Depression
State of mind where you feel that everyone/thing is against you mainly because you go around depressing everybody wailing "Everyone/thing is against me!". Opposite: See pression
[edit] Derek
Name given to really good looking male. Usually talented and smart.
[edit] Descartes's Principle
"I'm on Google, therefore I am".
[edit] Desert
A desert is a course that typically comes at the end of a diner, usually consisting of a pool of chocolate and ice cream. Some cultures do not have a desert. Often, the desert is seen as a separate course, and may be encountered some time after the diner (usually on Mars and Jupiter.) Some religions specialise in desert. Some historians believe that this was the start of all World Wars to this date and beyond. It all started with the mispelling of the word "dinner" at the beginning of this page and ended with this strike mark right here |.
See also Vanilla Ice Cream
[edit] Destiny
Destiny is equal to mass over volume. It was described by Archimedes as being the way in which something floats in time.
[edit] Detail
Detail is a word. It was invented by someone.
[edit] Details
Often found at the hind extremity of decats and dedogs. Excluding manx cats and dogs that have had them chopped off.
[edit] Devil's Dictionary
The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce, is a widely known rip-off of the Undictionary. Known exception: the Ultra Jesus entry.
[edit] Dewey Decimal System
The Dewey Decimal System is based on Harry Truman's defeat of Thomas Dewey despite the fact that the papers said Dewey had won. The decimal system is the ratio of the number of votes by which the paper said Dewey won to the number of votes by which Truman did win the election. While this system worked for the news media that declared a Kerry victory over Bush, the system was considered to have failed in the previous election, in which those same outlets declared Gore a winner over Bush despite Gore actually receiving more votes.
[edit] Dexterity
- Man's ability to utilize certain tools, most notably bows and long staves. All human beings (and certain Orcs) are born with dexterity, and it increases over time. By a child's first leveling, they should already be able to walk upright. By the fifth level, motor skills no longer need to be focused on; instead, children should turn their attention to magic and swordplay. Dexterity can also be increased by finding the legendary Elven Tunic of Greenforest.
- Man's ability to outwit the police, for stealing pizza ovens and other purposes.
[edit] DHL
Drop it, Hide it, Lose it - an international carrier
[edit] dlixisea
ot veha @ bropmel pelilps dowrs
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[edit] Dial-Up
1. (Old English) n. Slow
See Retard
2. The broken english way to ask someone to turn up the thermostat.
3. (Slang) v. Changing the channel
[edit] Dick Cheney
A protective device for the penis used in peasant fucking. The Dick Cheney allows the peasant to repeatedly slam his dick in a car door for the fun of it. Named after Dick Cheney who makes everyone feel like they want to slam their dick in a door.
[edit] Dickhead
A Dickhead (adj.) is someone with a penis attached to their head.
(Also diminutive form of appellation for Richard Head)
[edit] Dick jokes
Jokes that belong inside of Vaginal Jokes.
[edit] Dickfor
LOL you want to know what's a dickfor.
[edit] Dictator
An elongated variety of potato prized for its utility as a marital aid.
[edit] Dictionary
A book bigger than your head that holds useless information. A Dictionary is usually used as a children's toy or as an elaborate addition to a family room.
[edit] Didcot Parkway
A railway station created to service commuters from the slave colonies of Didcot Prime.
[edit] Die in Pain
See Diet.
[edit] Diet
Originates from the latin word Die. Is a severe form of torture, generally used by those who with to gain total control over a subordinate, through a process of blackmail and Twinkie hostages. Some frequent side effects include indulging in bovine relationships, addictive countertop gnawing and sudden loss of finger and toe nails.
[edit] Difficult
Poetry that is so obscure and meaningless that even other poets are unable to find any actual content is described by critics as difficult.
[edit] Digimon Wars
An event created by parents of spoiled brats who didn't have enough money to buy more stupid Digimon Cards, having already spent all their allowance on stupid Yugi Oh! cards. The war finally ended when the offending factories in Japan were destroyed by American nyuccular weapons in 1945 to prevent export of any more of the offending cards.
[edit] Digital TV
During the Media Devolution of 1956 manotechnologists inserted the first picture tubes in fingertips, and digital TV was born. Early stars of the new medium included Betty Boop, Stephen Hawking, and Oscar Wilde. Digital TV was replaced by the I Love Lucy MTV network after doctors reported that the finger-implanted television sets caused cancer.
“Show me a man with no fingers and I'll show you a good time”
~ Oscar Wilde on Digital TV
[edit] Dijon Hilton
Dijon Hilton is a delicious mustard secreted from the armpits of Paris Hilton (Cylon).
[edit] Dilate
Live long.
[edit] Dildo
1.An extremely pleasurable edible pickle, mostly used with one self and when hungry. 2.A male dodo
[edit] Dill-hole
Used by Beavis and Butt-head to describe their bum holes.
[edit] Dime
The dime is a unit of monetary value, normally concealed by a 'dime bag'. It's precise value in current US dollars is not completely understood. Some estimate a dime to be in the range of thousands of dollars, perhaps more. For example, when one hears the phrase "This car is not worth a dime.", he may conclude that the value of a dime is more than the equivalent to the price of a car.
[edit] Dinorome
A period in Rome when dinosaurs existed.
[edit] Director
A director is the person who gets 100% of the credit and respect for making a film. See also: pimp.
[edit] Disaster
[edit] Disaster Area
A theoretical Heavy Metal element thought to exist in other parts of the galaxy and to have enormous wealth-generating properties as well as uses in terraforming and sonic colossality (loudness).
The nucleus is so loud that the electrons orbit another atom, preferably on the other side of the universe. There are no neutrons; they all left around three in the morning. There are between 200 and ∞ protons, although half are spending a Planck time dead for tax reasons.
[edit] Disdain
Why are you looking at me?
[edit] Disease
Something which causes uneasiness in some people when faced with an external disturbance that requires expanding one's comfort zone.
[edit] Disemvowel
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[edit] Disfunctional
Closer to you than datfunctional
[edit] dislecsic
A mane yoosed to discrib sumone hu is to stupid to tern on ther spel chek
[edit] Dismayed
To be dismayed is to be forcably removed from the month of may. Being dismayed is similar to being knocked into the middle of next week, only with the obviously more drastic consequences. Unless it's the last week of may, in which case, it's the same thing.
[edit] Dissapitate
A southerner's appetite.
[edit] District Attorney
State official who convincies a jury that an innocent person is guilty of a crime. The crime in question need not ever have occurred. Syn.: Nifong.
[edit] Ditto
As above...
[edit] Divorce
- The act of ripping a man's genitals out through his wallet; also known as a double homicide.
- diobi-wan kenobi wishes divorce to be with you. You should also remember to take dilightsaber incase you run into dienemy.
[edit] Doctor
Doctor who? Come on, be specific, people.
[edit] Doctor Who
See Legend.
[edit] Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre is the nickname for Dr. Andre T. Reynolds, MD, of Boston. Born to a family of Peruvian fishermen, he lived in an underwater house until drowning at the age of ten in 1987. In his brief three years of practice, he solved seven crimes that had baffled police and cured seven people of flu-like illnesses. Was given an additional doctorate posthumously for no reason other than, "He was a cute kid."
He apparently became a Greek God who ruled south central Mt. Olympus with his wife Queen Latifah. He later had a son Coolio who would become a hero in Greek mythology.
[edit] Dr. Spock
Dr. Spock is a famous child psychologist from the planet Vulcan. His 1946 book, Baby and Child Care, co-authored by William Shatner, which advocated replacing children's brains with sophisticated positronic brains, was a national best-seller.
[edit] Drunkenness
A state of nirvana incurred by a holy liquid known as alcohol. Go to it. And good luck.
[edit] Dog
- Not a cat.
- Dyslexic deity.
[edit] Dogmatic
Pulled by huskies.
[edit] Dollar
A joke currency, sometimes used in the game of Monopoly. Also used by the fictional nation of America in the novel Fatherland.
[edit] Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren, the son of infamous actor Alph Lundgren, is a famous German movie director. He has directed movies such as Das Boot and Power Rangers Ninja Storm. Mr. Lundgren was named Dolph because as a child he was taken care by dolphins.
[edit] Dominatrix
- Widely held to be a topless person named Liliana who lost her mind and hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny
- A less than successfull XXX rated remake of the Matrix.
[edit] Doo-Doo Crap Conspiracy
Name of the secret underground campaign put into effect by Jimmy Carter. His goal was to assassinate Ronald McDonald and his partners in crime: Grimace, The Hamburgler, and the McNuggets. The plot was foiled when the S.W.A.T. team ingested Big n' Tasty burgers and developed a serious case of mud butt.
[edit] Doodershank
A dooder shank is referred to as a partial erection received when in an automobile, usually a bus or a taxi. One may recieve a Doodershank plus which is a full erection. It is widely known for a Doodershank to be caused of vibrations rather than a regular NRB.
[edit] Dubya
Popular name for a cunt. Not any old cunt, but a lying, fratboy, monkey faced cunt.
[edit] Dumbass
- Name for a person that did not realize that the dog was out of order but continued to type anyways.
See also Above
[edit] Dog
Definately, Positively, Absoultely not a cat.
[edit] Donating
An act of eating doughnut continuously.
[edit] Dorothy
Dorothy is a woman of unspecified age, vocation, and locality, but she knows all homosexuals.
[edit] DotA
Indicator of "N00B". It's not Warcraft 3 but another game!
[edit] Double Agent
A pervert who edits articles both in uncyclopedia and wikipedia
[edit] Double jeopardy
- Double jeopardy denotes a principle of criminal law whereby someone who has been on the "Jeopardy" TV game show cannot be imprisoned for any offence that was covered by any category of questions listed in the game that he was on.
- Double Jeopardy denotes a principle of criminal law whereby a returning contestant on the "Jeopardy" TV game show will never be asked the same question during the "personal segment" that they've answered on a previous episode.
[edit] Drama
- A crap TV program
- A contest to see who can make the biggest scene of something
[edit] Droll
- One of those subtle, understated words that makes its users look British. For example: "The Magna Carta was a droll tome indeed." Generally speaking, only droll persons use the term droll. Thus is made a perfect redundancy loop.
- A poorly spelt term for an Encyclopaedia Dramatica creator. The correct spelling begins with T. No, not Tdroll, dropkick.
[edit] Drop Bears
1. Devious bears of the night that drop from the trees to scavenge around ones campsite.
2. A rare type of Australian Assasin disguised as a koala, who will fall from trees onto people's heads, killing instantly.
[edit] Duck tape
Holds ducks together.
[edit] Duct tape
The equivalent of the Force. It has dark and light sides, and holds the universe together.
[edit] Duh!
An ancient greeting made by a Greek dude called Homer.
[edit] Dungeons and Dragons
What nerds play as a substitute for sex
[edit] Duke Nukem
The Duke that likes to nuke everybody.
“Hail to the king, baby!”
The Duke also likes to support fartwiping.
[edit] dur
Noun form: something that is retarded. example: quit being such a dur!
Verb form: an action that is retarded. example: I'm going to do something really dur right now.
Adjective form: retarded. example: that kid is so dur
adverb form: dur-ly, meaning retarded-ly. example: you did that very dur-ly
exclamation form: example: DUR!
dur form: not knowing the meaning of the word dur. example: "what does dur mean?" "you're such a dur!"
[edit] DVD
- Dick Van Dykes are big disks that contain, in equal amounts, porn, pr0n, a sex movie and pornography and are about the diameter of a small rabbit. They are now incredibly popular, sales now greatly outnumber VHS's ten point two to one. The main disadvantage of the DVD over the VHS is that DVD's only work in certain regions, or "sexes". Whilst VHS are sex-free, you have to pay with a DVD.
- Also Digital Venereal Disease, which is extremely contagious, but fortunately can only be spread by having t3h s3x0rz with a computer within certain self-contained erogenous zones of the world.
[edit] Dyke
See DVD.
[edit] Dynamo
Term describing the acts of a rambunctious individual, often followed by a reference to the PARTY 'clause'
P-layful A-musement R-umbunctious T-asty Y-oyo(s)
Which often makes creatures such as these go slightly insane, if they aren't enough already.
Please note the symptoms:
- OMG gets repeated frequently
- PARTY is bawled, most likely while they run around the room
- Eyes seem to expand into this sort of fashion: @__@
NOTE: They tend to "blame it on the frost" and will continuously ask you how to get 16 ounces of blood out of carpet.
Also NOTE: They will most likely pass their biology test.
[edit] Dyslexia
Ridiculously difficult word to spell for those people who are unfortunate enough to suffer with dyslexia. Dyslexia is often able to be diagnosed when the potential sufferer is asked to spell the word. d. See also: dicslecsic
Dyangelo
The best person in this planet...totally
