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[edit] Vacuum
The cold dark void within the minds of many youths. A term invented by Sir James Dyson to store dangerous excess unused letter U's as part of the 1475 Ghoti and Chips Bill which made English spelling as silly as possible to deter spies. Vacuums can be cleaned with a so-called vaccum cleaner.
[edit] Vagina
Hispanic nickname for members of the R&B singing group Destiny's Child. Pronounced VA-HI-NUH, DC fans have been know to shout epithets at individuals with huge derrieres, as in "Cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe."
[edit] Vandalizm
WIKIPEADEA SUKS!!!!!!!!!! LADJKF ALDFJ ADFLJ ASDFL DFA; HABALABADO DEEEE
[edit] Vandread
Also known by its english title, "Hibiki and the Lesbian Pirate Bitches from Space". Vandread is a anime that began airing in 2000, and hasnt stopped since. Infact, it is shown more than Roseanne in some places.
[edit] Van Gogh, Vincent
Originator of Do It Yourself cosmetic surgery.
[edit] Vanilla ice cream
The stuff that holds Vanilla Ice's fashionable hair together. A principal ingredient in the manufacture of bukkake.
See also:
- Lactose Intolerant
- Raptose Intolerant
[edit] Vanna White
Ancient Celtic Goddess of Rotating Numbers and Letters With a Nice Firm Ass. Wife, daughter, and aunt of Zeus. Aunt of Hera.
[edit] VB
Australian beer made by the mexicans down south
[edit] VDU
n. (vulgar acronym) streetwise/rapper insult, where the speaker is intimating that the listener has picked up a venereal disease (usually by sitting at a computer terminal)
[edit] Vector field
A really cool thing scientists use to travel through time and have adventures which wreck havoc on the time stream. Some have claimed this is harmful, and tried to stop the scientists, only to never have existed the previous day.
[edit] Vegetable
n. A table propped up with beermats.
[edit] Vegnautic
adj. 1) following a vegan or vegetarian diet, or a diet of free-range and family farm raised animals because of personal moral or ethical beliefs that people who don't are/will be going to hell (i.e. when all of the world becomes NJ) OR 2) consuming products (not just food-stuffs) whose production does not directly cause human, animal, or environmental maltreatment, but may still do so indirectly. n. A person, group, or diety that follows such practices as 1 or
[edit] Velocipede
n. an insect with a hundred wheels.
[edit] Velociraptor
Prehistoric reptile brought back from extinction via various ways. Very useful for killing off unneeded characters. Also fun to watch characters run away in terror.
[edit] Velocity
A town monopolised by cyclists.
[edit] Velvet
A Scottish slang word used to describe an attention whore. This word denotes the type of person who spends most of their life online posting on forum boards, blogging, and chatting on Messengers.
[edit] Velvet Revolver
Aren't Guns N' Roses. Probably aren't Stone Temple Pilots. Definitely a mid-life crisis.
Everyone knows Scott Weiland is really Tim Curry, anyways.
Also known as: Guns N' Pilots and Stone Temple Roses.
[edit] Veni, Vidi, Vapulavi
Famous quote by some guy. It translates from Latin as "I came, I saw, I took a beating".
[edit] Veni, vidi, vici
One of history's most frequently mistranslated quotations, properly translated, it means "I came, I saw, I ate pie." altenrtativle it could mean 'I came , I saw, I threw up" or "I came, I saw, I ran away" Recent discoveries dispute the traditional translation. New evidence favours the following translation "I saw, I conquered, I came". The original translation was "I came, Isaw, I bought a bottle of red". This was the protocol emperor judas implemented each night when selecting from his 1001 big horse harem. Also the wording is not in correct order, it should be Veni, vici, vidi as proven by the Schwarzenegger paradigm.
[edit] Vermicello
A large musical instrument made out of rats.
[edit] Vermilion
In maths: 
[edit] Versatile
v. to place ceramic squares on a wall, shiny side down.
[edit] Vertebra
n. green lingerie.
[edit] Vertigo
He vent zatavay!
[edit] Vhh
A very lessly known verb. It describes the sound one makes when holding their teeth over their lips, and screaming in terrible agony, probably from getting impaled or stabbed in the head. Most usually used with more than one 'h', like so;
VHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[edit] Vicar
A Vicar is a small rodent native to the Hawaiian Islands notable for it long, stringy purple fur and its obscene devotion to deflowering altar boys. Discovered in 1988 by Jesus H. Christ during one of his longer drunks, the creature has been hunted to the brink of extinction. Prized for its sweet, sweet flesh and aphrodisiac qualities, the price of the average vicar has risen to almost two dollars a pound.
Can also be the colloquialism for a Jewish Rabbi who likes to jog in tacky velvet jump suits.
[edit] Vice Versapedia
The act of editing an article on Wikipedia while one believe's he/she is logged into Uncyclopedia, or vice versa; root causes: drugs, sleep deprivation, stupidity, getting head while on the computer
[edit] Victor
A Russian regal term meaning "Consumer of Produce", the word "Victor" has been secretly taken by many famous individuals throughout human history such as Battle-Pope Palpatine Victor the II (famed for slaying the dragons of Ireland and bringing succor to the hungry servants of the Witch King Teri Schiavo) and Tony Danza. Perhaps most famous of those that have taken the name Victor is the recently-crowned King of South Africa, who wears a necklace of red pearls and hails from the southeastern portion of Mars.
[edit] Vice president
Fulfils a unique role in the government: in charge of perversions, lewd acts, debauchery and smoking. His/her job consists of ensuring compliance with federal quotas on minimum acceptable amounts of debauchery in mainstream culture.
Sworn in while hanging upside down on a cross, the last vice president was forced to resign in disgrace, after it was discovered he was a deeply religious man, caught remaining faithful to his own wife throughout 20 years of marriage.
[edit] Vice presidents
Opening band for some concerts given by The Presidents of the United States of America
[edit] Viet Kong
Viet Kong - One of the most feared, yet lesser known creatures on the earth. His older brother, King Kong, certainly stole the spotlight for the Kong family, and despite Viet's 7 attempts to wreak havoc in major cities, he always seemed to miss. His latest attempt, in 1954, was to attack Jamaica, but when he got off the plane, he realized he was in Jamaica, Queens. Viet has settled in Northern Antarctica with Abdominal Snowman, often confused with the Abominable Snowman.
He last contacted news agencies through Oscar Wilde in 1974, who released the following statement: "Viet Kong has realized that the path his brother King took was not for him. Monsters have different callings, and his is to live in a non-existent place with a ridiculously named abdominal abomination."
Not to be confused with his younger brother Donkey Kong.
[edit] Violence
A ritual which the religious cult Bomb U Shit Haters (B.U.S.H.) pratices every tuesday.
[edit] Viper
A viper ees zomebody who vipes yar vindows.
[edit] Virtue
A useless human emotion... Just ask any knowledgeable robot.
[edit] Virgin
Someone who has sex with anyone/thing who comes within 2 feet, they have also been seen shagging cats and dogs. They have no fear and do their actitives within the safe confinement of the street. The police never arrest virgins because they enjoy watching them.
[edit] Virgin Mary
Mentioned in the Bible a couple of times. More interestingly, however, is that you have a scientifically proven 1 in 375 chance of seeing her on burnt toast. Many millionaires have frequently burnt their own bread, simply so they can sell the portrait of the holy mother for large sums of money.
Other proven probabilities of sighting:
- window condensation: 1 in 1942
- distorted window reflections: 1 in 1492
- water stains: 1 in 935
- grilled cheese: 1 in 666
- tortillas: 1 in 42
- clouds: varies from 1:1 and upward directly dependent on the observers I.Q.
[edit] Viscous
Moral feature meaning roughly the same as evil, maltempered. In description of fluids the second synonym is the most valid.
[edit] Vittu
Vittu is a blessing word in the Finnish language. It is said to bring good luck to those who use it. When any of its variants are used in a sentence, people have observed mysterious increases in luck. One example is the case of Samuli Virkkunen in, who, after being fired by his boss in 1999, used it as an adjective referring to him and left. When he got to his car to drive home, it would never start. He got angry about this, but he would later realize the effect of his use of "vittu:" He avoided getting into the turku Inferno, the worst car accident in Finnish history with over 500,000 cars totalled and 1,000,000 people dead, which occurred when a petrol truck fell off an overpass and exploded on the highway. To this day, he always uses a variant of "vittu" whenever he wants luck to turn in his favour.
It is also believed that the use of more than one variant of the word can bring even more luck. In fact, it is said that if you utter the sentence, "Vitun vittu, vituttaa vittumaisen vitusti" with just the right tone, you will be blessed with eternal good luck.
Unfortunately, the use of the English equivalent, "cunt," has exactly the opposite effect. Especially in run-down American neighbourhoods.
Oscar Wilde: "Voi vittu!"
[edit] Vowel
Vowel is the word for "destroy" in Vin Diesel's native language, VinDieselian.
[edit] Voledemort
Commom Misspelling of Vole DeMort the origin being that of Vole (small furry animal) De (of) & Mort (Death, duh) this said that well loved Harry Potter character was a small furry animal that killed people
