Undictionary:Z
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[edit] Z
[edit] Z
- The letter in which this definition is encompassed. Also the top bit of a compass if viewed wrongly, and the shape of God's lightning.
- Pronounced "Zed" by 99% of authentic human beings, or "Zee" by pond-scum.
- first letter of the Klingon alphabet eg. 'Shok dak clak dick Z Kirk' (roughly translated as 'those pants seem too tight for you Kirk')
[edit] Zagzig
n. a method of avoiding enemy fire developed by dyslexic troops in the Second World War.
[edit] Zango
Piece of shit crap designed to shit the shit shit.
[edit] Zantify
To enlighten/enlarge a coconut tube *Look up coconut tube*
[edit] Zazen
(jap.) To sit on needles until your femurs rip themselves out of their sockets.
[edit] Zealous
A term which relates to the small amounts of juices emitted from a citrus fruit.
Example: whilst squeezing a lemon onto a Sea bass.
Varying degrees of zealotry can be encountered.
Example: Over-zealous - The amount of spillage encountered when a football team charges for their orange slices at half-time.
Example: Under-zealous - The feeling of being submerged without the ability to breathe, into the aforementioned citric juices.
[edit] Zed
The last letter of the alphabet, put there to stop the other letters getting away.
[edit] Zee
Is not a valid letter in the English Alphabet.
It is in fact a French translation for the word "the."
Ex: "You fool! Vere is zee garlic?!"
[edit] Zebra
- Ze garment zat covers ze bosom.
- An undomesticated equine mammal of sub-Saharan Africa; its distinctive spotted markings have been shown to induce a high degree of astigmatism in most observers.
- The culprit of all the events in the dictionary
[edit] Zebra crossing
A zebra crossing is a facility for pedestrians to stand while reading maps so as to leave the footway or sidewalk clear.
[edit] Z.J. (Zebra Job)
1) Doing anything sexually to a zebra. 2)When a zebra does anything sexually to you.
[edit] Zerg Rush
1) What happens when you feel ill after eating Zerg too quickly. Kim Jong of Ireland, Texas was found dead from this.
"OMG ZERG RUSH WTF O NOES!!111 -_____-" - Kim Jong-Il
2) To ejaculate a load of semen upon a person's face, usually just after she or he has been fellating you.
Example: We zerg rushed her until every single colonist and building was gone from her face.
See also Bukkake
[edit] Zergling rush
Zergling rush is a force to be reckoned with. First developed by Sun Tzu in The Art of War in the early 1850s, it has now been adopted by thousands of South Koreans worldwide. At any given moment, these underground warriors are among us and have the capability to spawn billions upon billions of zerglings. The Zergling rush was banned by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1963, but he was soon DEVOURED BY ZERGLINGS! KEKEKEKEKE!!!!!11 ^_______________^
[edit] Zero
1) The number that preceeds one.
2) The only number that when added to itself and multiplied by itself equals itself, which is the reason the Mayans invented it.
3) Zero Immigration: see Moron
4) Zero: Japanese Warplane: see Morons run
[edit] Zero Calorie
The label used on drink cans because it is thought to be more market friendly than 'tastes like toilet water'
[edit] Zero Life
Old school video gamers will know understand this. The zero life is a gamer's best friend. Example: In Mario Bros. 3, make it to the final level. In play, you can't seem to dodge all of the smiling bullets and cannon balls but you get further each time. You are up to your last life, it has a picture of Mario and next to it it says 1x, and you get to the end and you die. BUT, you have now discovered that you still have one more life! This is the Zero Life, when all hope was lost, it says next to your character 0x, thus you are able to try once more.
[edit] Zidane (past tense zidanned ; past participle zidan) verb
to zidane sth/somebody means to bash a person or an object with one's head, using a big force
it is forbidden to zidane other players in World Cup finals
a french guy zidanned the player
the player had been brutally zidan by the french guy
This verb has its origins in ancient latin. Some uneducated people believe that it's connected with a known footballer... which is not true.
[edit] Zillion
A one with a zillion zeros. An unobtainable sum of money. So stop hoping.
[edit] Zinc
Where you zoak your dirty dishes.
[edit] Zoids
The Top Secrets Weapon of Planet Zi. See Also:
[edit] Zoo
Museum of animals currently dying out. This is where the emus escape from. Contrary to popular belief, Emos don't escape from here, but from your local high school.
[edit] Zombie
A slow-moving dead thing that wants to eat your BRAAAAAIIIINS, and is involved in many community service activities. Also a popular nickname for mothers of small children and zit-ridden tweens. See Also: undead, Abraham Lincoln, Your 5th grade math teacher.
[edit] Zoobs
[edit] Zork
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Also see: Pain in the Arse
[edit] Zurtle
Is a turtle with a z instead of t for its first letter there for making you say wtf may you ask yourself why it has a z instead of a t it might read your mind and eat you so dont think about that instead think about it eating cheese reason being it is alleregic and will soon break-out and die of fever and from its ashes are born the anti-christ so there is a chance that you might want to think of something else so you and the world don't get destroyed by a giant leather dildo.
[edit] Zxxzyggxzqz
The idea that 1,000 monkeys on 1,000 typewriters for 1,000 years will also produce a lot of meaningless crap.
[edit] Zyzzyva
An American weevil. Can be quite destructive to plants and Scrabble opponents, or at least would be if the blanks adopted the score of the letter they're impersonating.
[edit] Zyzzyz
The last name in the Australian Phone book.
[edit] Zzaardvark
Nocturnal burrowing lizard of the grass knolls of Africa feeding on (and off) aardvarks as the sole extant representative of the order of of all lizards except monotremes and marsupials.
[edit] Zzzumpty
A person who just can't stop wondering what the last word in the dictionary is.
[edit] Zzzzmartass
The person who gives a simple answer to the zzzumpty's question.
[edit] Zzzzzzzzzzzz
- The sound made by comic strip writers sleeping.
- The wanton yet unsuccessful attempt to come last in the dictionary.
- The sound made by you after scrolling down this entire page for hours on end to find the last definition on this page.
[edit] Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyx
Always the last word in the dictionary
[edit] [marterarse
Someone with enough time on their hands to see what comes after Z in ASCII and enough official lexicographic authority to decree that [ is the 27th letter of the alphabet.
[edit] \
Half of X. Compare the related word /.
[edit] ]martestarse
Someone with the time on their hands to find out that "]" comes after "[" in ASCII.
[edit] ~verysmartestarse
Someone who is so incredibly nerdy who to know that "~" is the very last character in the ASCII, but not that the * in the Undictionary actually links to something more than just a bunch of boring legalese about the $599 fee for cancelling your free Uncyclopedia account before the contract period is up.
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someone not having to be smart at all to realise that two tildes must now start an infinite race to put as many tildes together to create the very final definition in this dictionary
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don't even go there . . . .-- LJH 22:01, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
