Unfinished Article
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“I was once told to be a
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Oscar Wilde on Fin
“Now you see on Wikipedia this would be a bad thing.”
~ Jimbo Wales on This article
This article is Unfinished, this means that its not done or has a bite out of it so it LOOKS unfinished. But the truth is, that there is little or no information in this article except for the fact that its UNFINISHED. Yup, the writer got lazy half-way through and just quit, making it Unfinished.
Contents [hi | 1. What this artic |
[edit] What this article is supposed to be
If this article wasn't Unfinished it would contain every secret of life, the universe and everything, in fact, it would even expose the identity of the Goatse man. But, alas, its unfinished and you can do nothing about it. Now, lets say it WASNT unfinished. Would you really want to know the terrible secrets withheld in this article? Of course you would, but it's UNFINISHED.
[edit] So, why is it unfinished?
There are quite a few reasons as to why its unfinished including:
- Laziness
- procrastination
- Pr0n surfing
- Sperahna attack
- War
- Pirate attack
- Oil prices
- Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris in general
- Jack Bauer in general
- That Girl
- Above all, Grues. They attacked this writer.
[edit] I want to know NNNOOOWWW *groans*
Thats too bad, if this wernt UNFINISHED, that wouldnt be a problem.
[edit] You seem to have a lot of information for an unfinished article...
What else have I told you other than this article is UNFINISHED? Exactly, nothing. But if you dont want me to be useful anymore, THEN FINE!
[edit] Awesome facts
- I am co
[edit] The idenitity of the goatse man
The goatse man is ACTUALLY _s_a_ _i_d_
[edit] Grues
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[edit] Links
[edit] (Things still to do (remove this section when finished))
- More pictur
- Blueprints for cold fusion devi
- Spel-ch
- Place links to this page in all the popular articles like Kitten Huffing and Oscar Wilde.
- Get it featured (PS remember logins for other acconts I created)
