Unfriendly Fire

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Unfriendly Fire is the sport exactly opposite of friendly fire, and while not as competitive as friendly fire, many more nations participate in the game. It was invented by the very first humans as a means of deciding who was the highest on the tribal food chain.

Today, reasons for this brutal action may include: Revenge, lack of payments, stupidity, jealousy, retardation, drugs, alcohol (may make action less likely to occur), other person shot first, depression, April Fools joke to someone other than a friend, and editing other peoples' articles.

The number of deaths caused by unfriendly fire has gotten so high that most people don't even think about it.

[edit] Example

Here is an example of a conversation held by an unfriendly fire bullet:

Unfriendly fire: Hey, loser!

Axis soldier: Hey...

Unfriendly fire: Well, what do you want?!

Axis soldier: Well I'm going to have to ask you to get into my gun.

Unfriendly fire: What?! Make me, bitch!

Axis soldier: Fine!

Friendly fire: Get your hands off me, you ass! I know what you do with them in your spare time!

Axis soldier: I'll miss you too, jerk.

(the Axis soldier loads the bullet into his gun and fires it at an Allied soldier)

Unfriendly fire: Ha! You just got shot, you stupid man-whore!

Allied soldier: Ow! Damnit, that's not very nice!

Unfriendly fire: You think I care? Hell, I'd do it again if I could!

Allied soldier: I'm glad you feel that way, because I'm going to shoot you right back.

Unfriendly fire: Oh, I see how it is! I'm not good enough for you, huh? You gotta shoot me back? Well screw you!

Allied soldier: Let's just get this over with, so we can all go back to living our lives.

Unfriendly fire: I'm a freaking bullet, you moron! What kind of life do you think I have?!

Allied soldier: Well, sucks for you, I guess.

Unfriendly fire: I'll make sure you regret this!

Allied soldier: Right. Now get in the gun.

Unfriendly fire: Hell no! I'm not gonna take orders from a wimp like you!

Allied soldier: Fine, we'll do it the hard way, then.

Unfriendly fire: You'll regret this! Just wait till my homies hear about this, they'll whip your ass!

(the Allied soldier fires the bullet at the Axis soldier)

Axis soldier: Damnit, not you again!

Unfriendly fire: Damn right, it's me!

Axis soldier: Why me?!

Unfriendly fire: Because you fail at life, and no one loves you!

(the Axis soldier shoots himself)