Unhappy-land
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~The single resident of Unhappy-land, on Unhappy-land."
Unhappy-land is a small island of the coast of Happy-land, inhabited by one very unhappy citizen.
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[edit] Quick Facts
- Population: 1 Unhappy resident
- Area: 1 square mile of unhappiness
- Currency: The Frown
- Government: Dictatorship (See Government)
- Language: None
- Legal system: Capital punishment for all offences
- Life Expectancy: 1000 years misery
- Major Exports: Hate and uncurable diseases
- Deepest Cave: Bottomless Pit - Unknown Depth
- Accessibility: One way in by boat, no way out.
- Continent: South America.
- Twinned with: No-ones ever bothered to ask.
[edit] Also known as
- 'That island over there'
[edit] Government
Unhappy-land is a dictatorship, and has been so since "The Great Era of Slightly Less Happiness" which lasted from 1929 until 1939. The King of Unhappy-land is also the lone resident of the island. It is thought that he was the only resident of Happy-land that complained about the slight downturn in happiness and thus he was exiled to the island out of fear of social breakdown. Note however, that no-one has ever confirmed this story as no-one has been in the presence of king without slitting their wrists. It is believed that the king has the ability to make anyone depressed just by talking to them, but again this is unconfirmed. Happy-land residents when asked about the king usually respond with 'Huh, huh.'
Because of the lack of residents on the island the king's word is effectively law, though there is no formal constitution.
It is thought that the name of the king is George Walkman Shrub also known as Elve, but again this is unconfirmed.
[edit] General Infomation
The island of Unhappy-land is around 1 square mile and is surrounded by shear cliffs. At the centre of the island is a cave which serves as the king's palace and the islands tourist board. The number of tourists in 2005 increased by an impressive 2, over the number in 2004 of 0. Their relatives are still seaching for them.
[edit] History
Settled in 1939 the island has an unremarkable history. The only thing of note was when an army from the United States passed by on the way to invade Absurdistan in early 1990's . All the soldiers were struck down with severe depression something later known as That Damn Island syndrome.
[edit] Infamous Place
- The Bottomless Pit.
[edit] Infamous Unhappy-land Books
- Life! Don't Talk to Me About Life! - The King of Unhappy-land.
[edit] Infamous Unhappy-landians include:
- Tony Blair - Accepted into Unhappy-land because of his frown after being kicked out of Happy-land. Booted out after the king realised what a prat he was.
[edit] The Future of Unhappy-land
The United States has recently marked the island as part of The Axis of Depression, the king recently issued a statement declaring that he was very pessimistic of surviving an invasion from the US.
