United Arab Emirates
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| Motto: Islamo-fascism, Kleptocracy, Despotism | |||||
| Anthem: "Throw the Israeli Down the Well" | |||||
 A Google satellite image of the UAE | |||||
| Capital | Abu Dhabi | ||||
| Previous capital | Anchorheadf | ||||
| Largest city | Dubai | ||||
| Official languages | Arabic, Islam, Khanish | ||||
| Government | Despotism | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Sheikh Zayed Allah Yr7amah | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 1971 | ||||
| Currency | {{{currency}}} | ||||
| Religion | {{{religion}}} | ||||
| Area | 249 000 916 inchs, | ||||
| Major exports | Oil | ||||
The United Arab Emirates, or UAE, is a pile of sand on the Persian Gulf dotted with some extremely hip, tall, and shiny buildings. Though some consider it a country, it is largely uninhabited, due to vast destruction caused by frequent discoveries of excessive oil reserves, international golf professionals, hideous architecture, and immense amounts of camel dung.
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[edit] Geography
- Right near saudi,far away from iraq, and very close to the oil******
[edit] History
The area now occupied by the UAE has been, throughout history, an important gateway to anyone looking for sand, small stones, pirates and Jesus. At least two empires have previously controlled the area.
In 1919, oil was discovered there one moment too late, as a huge party was held the people spent the all the money in 2 days. then they were all back to square one. after a couple of decades they found more oil this time 10% of oil supply. but they didnt have any money to untap the oil. in 1966 when the brits won the world cup they decided to help the UAE and tapped the oil. BINGO!!!! they then spent money on making buildings, and things that no one would want to. like a ski resort indoors in the desert and tall buildings. then the "GANDI GANDI" indians came and ruined the entire place.
[edit] Current news
The people of UAE have too much money and are always bored.when they are bored they come up with pathetic ideas such as making a 1600m building or making islands on water in the shape of a palm tree. this has become like a competetion in UAE since one state sees a pathetic idea and the other goes "WALLAH THEY STOLE OUR IDEA, WE WILL MAKE 5000M BUILDING NO BROBLEM JUMP HERE TAKE 50 TRILLION MAKE IT". on 25 th may 2005 building making,throwing money and giving 100 dollar tips were among the pass times in the UAE not to mention making hotels underwater and wasting the water "WE ARE IN THE DESERT, SEE SEE WE MAKE WATER BARK, SEE LOOK HOW WE WASTE IT".
[edit] Axis of Evil membership
The United Arab Emirates is made up from 7 emirates.
- Most Greedy
- Half Greedy
- Greedy
- Least Greedy
- Lost in the Desert
- land of the richest
- Legoland
[edit] Trivia
- The UAE boasts the last great wampa herds and the most powerful Tusken Raider tribe this side of Tatooine, this large tribe is known as "The Emiratis."
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