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“This is my country! Nobody elses! Not even the Republicans'!”
~ Hillary Clinton on her country
“Yes, yes, I created communism.”
~ Karl Marx on United Socialist States of America
“In Soviet Russia, we drink Vodka and Americans drink Budweiser!”
~ Joseph Stalin on United Socialist States of America
“Always low prices!”
~ Walmart on United Socialist States of America
“Come and take my country!”
~ Saddam Hussein on United Socialist States of America and especially George Bush
“We have full freedom of speech”
~ A white USSA citizen before being shot on USSA's Freedom
After the secession
“Take that! Clintonio!”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on The Clintons
“All our citizens have money, we even have no hobos!”
~ Hillary Clinton on her beloved country
“Yeah right”
~ A rich guy before losing all of his money on January 1, 2009 on the above quote
“This would've never have happened to us Confederates!”
~ Confederate on All of the Above
The United Socialist States of America was formed on January 20, 2009, while Hillary Clinton was president. She started a revolution that turned all McDonalds restaurants and Walmarts into terrorist organisations. She especially started hunting down Republicans, who tried to escape...
| The United Socialist States of America | |
 USSA Flag |  USSA Emblem |
| Motto | "Pro defero!" (For Communism!) |
| Anthem | "May Communism Reign" |
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| Official languages | Spanish, "Comrade" English, Spanglish, Communism, and Politicalcorrectnessism. |
| Type of Government | Demo-Communist Dictatorship |
| Dictator | Hillary Clinton I |
| First Lady | Bill Clinton |
| Capital | Rio de Hillario |
| Independence | January 20th 2009 |
| National Religion | Black Christianity 40%, Mexican Catholicism 45% |
| National Heroes | Hillary Clinton, Josef Stalin, Michael Jackson, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong-il, Fidel Castro, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Al Gore |
| National Food | Marijuana, other drugs, Republicans, Canadians |
| National Animal | The Fat American |
| National Campaign | To kill all Bushisized people and to destroy all non-communists HAH! HAA!HAHAAHAH!!HAHAHAHAHHAAAA! |
Contents |
[edit] History
- Main article Hillary Clinton.
The famous United Socialist States of America were finally liberated on 20 January 2009 by Her self Hillary Clinton. The battle was still in the days of the United States of America. She was trying to become president of America. She was willing to do everything to win presidency. That even meant surpassing Obama and all of the Republicans she was willing to send to Hell. She started to pray to Satin, and He gave Her the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx,overlord of all things communistic and evil. She was excited, and within 26 days, 21 hours, 16 minutes, 36 seconds, 98 milliseconds, she finished reading it. Now was her path and destiny revealed. March of the dictator!
[edit] Founding of the United Socialist States of America
After she got the peasants, Mexicans, and all the other immigrants, even the illegal ones, She won presidency by 99.9% of the votes because she said that the Republicans ate illegal immigrants for dinner, especially the ones who ran for president, who ate illegal immigrant children.
After her very communistic-socialistic democratic party won 99.9% of the votes and seats in the house, she initiated a revolution on 1st December 2008 that lasted until 1st January 2009. Why did it take so long? Because Hillary had some problems with Billy after having some fun together one night, Bill noticed that Hillary had a mustache, much like Stalin's, and left her for Johnny
So then She had a divorce and then had some fun with Michael Jackson's mother in bed. She really enjoyed it; and since Hillary was now single, they decided to marry, but then the mother died in a "tragic" car accident. The Republicans were blamed. Then she had to have 47 mugs full of black Tartar Turk coffee from Iraq.
[edit] Acquisition of Iraq
On January 20, 2009, Hillary became dick-tator of the United Socialist States of America. First thing she did was to make all the US Army soldiers wear red dresses decorated with yellow hammer and sickles and stars. Then she had them take over Iraq and made it Socialist Territory of Iraq for the glory of Mother Russia, and annexed it!
Then some random Brit guy comes and yells "Thou cannaught dou that. That is inappropriately against The Rules. Thou have noah honour. Or colour. I thinketh, red isth impropereth, whyeth dideth thou noth picketh blueth?" And then has all members of the United Noobs declare war on the U.S.S.A.; except the Soviet Commissar's Union, which its leaders were all having fun in bars and drinking barrels of vodka with prostitutes; and United Democratic Empire of Asia, which their leaders were still bickering in an inarticulate language no one can understand.
[edit] Getting the Grip on the world
Hillary Clinton was so fascinated by the world, so much, that she decided to RESHAPE it, mwujhahahhahaa. She decided to keep the U.S.S.A. as it was and to finish reshaping the rest of the world by 2023.435 AD.
The U.S.S.A. was a very powerful country, with Warmarx Communist Corporation and other Leading Marxist Corporations pooping up around the holes of the world. Now, the only thing that remains is getting Lenin's well-preserved corpse from those filthy, capitalistic ballistic Russians.
Fortunately, the commissar's union of the United Socialist States forged up a plan to conquer Russia and make it back into the Undemocracy of Shitty Socialist Republics, by planting McDonalds into that country and taking over the government with <insert name here>'s help by having <insert name here> sell cookies to the Russian president and then serving as a human shield when all the USSA soldiers barge in shooting. Oh and in a Socialist government, the life of one person, such as <insert name here> is unimportant and is considered as giving up for the love of the motherland.
[edit] Operation: Castrocommunist
On July 4th, 2009, Hillary began Operation: Castrocommunist, supported by her Inner Circle. The mission? To take over Cuba's many Cigars. How she did it? She sent her powerful Woman Army and had them stick their AK-16's up Fidel Castro's ass, dictator of the Cuban Cigar Company Inc., and asked him kindly to retire. The guy agreed, and was fooled and put into a Concentration Camp somewhere in the MidWest, where the cowboys and gals would watch him.
[edit] The Disastrous RetroRevolution
Hillary's reign over the entire United States wouldn't last too long. A disastorious, communistic, naziolistic, terrible disaster occurred.
[edit] The Mann
- Main article United Republic of America.
Oh well, the guy just wouldn't quit his lust for power. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Oh yeah, his name means "Black Nigger", but nobody knows why he's named that, he's white!) decided to initiate a RetroRevolution depicting the rise of the United Republic of America. It's a very bleak era for the USSA, as the URA is very gray and dim, and reminds one of the Third Reich and another of the son of Satin. At the same time, the Federal Democratic Republic of Louisiania was also formed by the citizens of Louisiania and the southern Arc of Kansas with a little of Alabamia wanted to secede from the glorious nation of the Beautiful USSA. But these so called Blacks were virtually ignored because it was all useless land that was a haven for Hurried Canes. And if you, yes you <insert name here>, are dumb enough to ask, yes, the borders changed, here's a visual asspekt to the left, haha, get it? Left party!.
[edit] Unfortunate Piece
In 2012, unfortunately, the U.R.A. militarily defeated the U.S.S.A. by offering Angel Beer to all the soldiers of the U.S.S.A. and got them so drunk that both sides had parties. But then all the U.R.A.-ans attacked and defeated the drunkards. So now, Hillary had to surrender and peace was made. Then Hillary made a great mudslapping speech about how the U.R.A. is bad and-
-The MarxDonald wall was built.
But the fascists didn't really care. They partied for 12 days and 13 nights with vodka and beer and had a great feeling. Chucky E. Noriz, celebrated hero of the fascist republic, made a glorious speech involving hitting everyone in the crowd in the face.
[edit] Culture
The USSA's culture is very interesting. It is a melting pot of a wobble of cultures. This country is also dominated by white bearded men posing with a finger pointing at the unlucky reader and saying "I want YOU to become Communist", which is starting to become popular by Your Mom and Canada. She also has a passion for Siths. So she ran all the way to A galaxy far far away and brought them over for a party. She then made them sleep with Billy and she took all their armor and put it on. Now she's supreme Ruler of the known world.
She had a couple of problems with Sammy. Sammy's her long lost grandfather and the guy just didn't want to put the Socialist hat on, but after realizing that he's a liberal, he put it on happily.
Redheads can get pretty ugly in the U.S.S.A. But they've been incorporated into Hillary's Secret Police Force and use their powerful subterranean vampire skills to beat the crap out of dirty republicans and anti-marxists.
[edit] Literature
As far as research has gone, the only books allowed are those about Communists. Hillary has also written a miniature book about her loving self, oh it's wonderful reading. You must read the book! Here it is!
[edit] Politics
The politics of the U.S.S.A. are very confusing and are very complicated for people to understand for people with an IQ of over 130. For everyone who has an IQ of 129 and lower it's very simple. They use two words to describe it: Fucking Communist.
Of course, the only party allowed in the U.S.S.A. is the People's Social Democratic Anti-Republican Freedom Party, also known as the Democratic Party. The political system of the U.S.S.A. consists of the All Supreme High Queen Mother Dictator Hillary I Clinton-Stalin as the Head of State and the Head of Government, with only her Inner Circle holding minor official powers.
However many times she says so, the People have NO voice in the government except for the occasional "exception".
Besides, according to the Commissar's records there are actually no protests and the people are utterly satisfied with the current government. Even Ol' Billy the Beggar is enjoying his tiny little cell in the renovated People's Democratic Prison of Alcajazz, and its even said he even likes the jail food and very friendly (maybe even too friendly) company of his cellmates.
[edit] Political Geography of the U.S.S.A.
Even though the U.R.A. seceded, Hillary with the annexed Mexico made a few changes so now there are still 50 Socialist States in the U.S.S.A., with the additional territories of Iraq and Cuba. She united the Californias and tore down the fence so now all Americans and Mexicans can live together in peace and prosperity.
