Bush administration

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"If there was a magic want to wave I'd be waving it." George Bush on his own mistakes.

“I am actively seeking an attractive young manservant to administer my bush. Do you know of any?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bush Administration

George Bushes

George Bush George W. Bush George Dubya Bush George H. W. Bush George H. W. W. H. Bush George W.W.W. Bush George W.W.F. Bush George W.T.F. Bush George W.W.J.D. Bush George W.W.2. Bush George W.W.3. Bush George W. Bush II: Champion Edition

Other Bushes

Adolf W. Hitler Barbara Bush Jeb Bush Laura Bush Kate Bush Pubes Burning Bush Reggie Bush Franny Bush

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The "Bush Administration", otherwise referred to as "Administrating the Bush", is a medical procedure, made famous by the President of The United States, George W. Bush. It involves a delicate procedure of teasing single hairs from the back of Mr. Bush, or other simian life forms. This hair is then put to a multitute of uses, including a radar resistant coating for spy planes, Baby food, and toothpaste. It is also widely theoriesed by scientists that the cure for cancer is contained within the complex folicals.

[edit] Rumors

There have been rumors (mostly unsubstantiated) that the Bush Administration is being pressured by right wing conservative evangelicals and John Gibson of Fox News to eliminate the practice of spaying and neutering cats and dogs.

Members of the Bush Team discuss their penis sizes.

George Bush meets with his cabinet to work on a plan to spread oil and nukes throughout the land.

A Fox News exclusive!

Due to the new Democratic majority in Congress, the Bush administration was forced to take extra precautions during last night's State of the Union Address