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Last words make up a good deal of our communications. I thought it was important to list a few.

“In Soviet Russia, words last YOU!!'”

~ Russian Reversal on Last words

• "Yes honey, you do look fat"
• "Remember kids, don't try this at home!"
• "Suicide is painless"
• "Relax, it's not loaded."
• "Yeah...sure I remember how to defuse this thing."
• "Hang on, let me check."
• "Go ahead, I'll catch up."
• "Well...it tastes safe enough."
• "Hey there, little fella!"
• "All right lets do this. LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!"
• "Of course it won't get mad at me."
• "I wonder if there are any landmines here..."
• "What does that little red light mean?"
• "Looks Clear"
• "We can take em'"
• "You got the sniper, right?"
• "We need support!!"
• "Tis' just a flesh wound"
• "MEDIC!!"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
• "It's a dud! It's a du--"
• "If the fence was electric, could I do this?"
• "I got the flag!"
• "OH GOD HELP ME, OH JESUS THIS HURTS"
• "Guys, this is what Kevlar was made for"
• "It's okay, the safety's on"
• "If God exist, he'll save me right now."
• "Squirrels can't give you rabies."
• "Come on, there aren't any piranhas in Brazil"
• "Relax, I'm positive that whatever injuries I sustain will be more than covered by AFV's $100,000 prize."
• "Of course it's turned off"
• "It's okay, I've seen it on T.V."
• "Yes, I'm sure its asleep"
• "Guys, I'm sure the wheels are set. Lefty tighty, righty loosy remember?"
• "Dangit! Where'd the pin go?!"
• "This huge metal rod should give us decent cover from the lightning"
• "Hey, watch this"
• "If this doesn't work, I'll just respawn... Right?"
• "Yes I'm sure its safe"
• "I wonder what this button does?"
• "Wait what'd you say?"
• "Oh c'mon guys, Steve Irwin did this all the time"
• "I made this bungee cord myself"
• "Hey, watch me juggle these active chainsaws!"
• "Here, try shooting this apple off my head with your 12-gauge!"
• "What could possibly go wrong?"
• "Hey whats this button do?"
• "Hey what's that light coming down the tunnel?"
• "Mmmm this drink smells of lovely almonds"
• "These are the good type of mushrooms"
• "What Duck?"
• "I'll get a world record for this"
• "So, you're a cannibal?"
• "It's probably just a rash"
• "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"
• "So, what do I do with the pin again?"
• "Duh, Rat poison only kills rats"
• "It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights!"
• "Give me liberty or give me death!"
• "I can do that with my eyes closed"
• "Hey nigger, what's your problem?"
• "Honey, look at that grue! he's so cute..."
• "OH SHI--"
• "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• "There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something"
• "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."
• "Hey, Talby! I've just picked up a piece of wreckage from the spaceship, and I think I figured out a way!"
• "I wonder what will happen if I put this lighter to that gas leak?"
• "You're new in town?"
• "Wheee! I can fly!"
• "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
• "I'm not tired!"
• "YES! THE HANDBRAKE IS ON!"
• "Attention, gangstas: get a job and quit listening to that crappy music."
• "I wonder how sharp this katana is?"
• "Oops."
• "Well, we didn't get the cash, the rest of our crew got killed, and I got the girl again, but at least we have our health!"
• "Yawn! It is so exuberantly boring living in Chernobyl! In iRaq it would be much more Iiiiiiiiiiiiii..."
• "Ooh look, a guy about to shoot me!!!"
• "Chill, I've been handling fireworks since I was 5."
• "Death is not an entity. We beat Death. Death is not coming back to get us."
• "Guys, it says stand back ABOUT 8 feet"
• "Do not press button?"
• "If this is not so then may god strike me down where im standing!"
• "What do u mean, black people don't have feelin.... shit"
• "Ok how bout this, u shoot him, then that one then the third, urself then me?"
• "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW"
• "I have right to protest against the government"
• "I have a dream..."
• "The safety is on"
• "Give me freedom or give me death"
• "MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!"
• "I wonder what happens when I shoot myself in the face with this mortar."
• "Its the blue wire"
• "Is this guy sitting next to me dumb enough to shoot himself in the face with that mortar? Nah, probably not!"
• "Relax, guys. High VOLTAGE is what kills you, not high amperage."
• "Wait, so what happens when the timer on this head brace reaches zero?"
• "Are you sure it's dead?"
• "Sure I'm sure."
• "Sharks don't bite. Look, I'll prove it!"
• "What are you afraid of? It's just a big cat."
• "This soup is worse than poison"
• "Kids, don't try this at home!"
• "Over my dead body."
• "I'm a good swimmer."
• "This helicopter's got plenty of fuel left."
• "Relax, this lion is tamed."
• "Nice doggie..."
• "Why would I need a life insurance?"
• "On second thought, maybe I should have taken that parachute."
• "This doesn't say anything, except DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!"
• "This plant looks edible."
• "I bet I can jump from this tower and land on my feet."
• "I have achieved IMMORTALITY!"
• "OMG guys Steven Segal waaaay better than that Chuck Norris wimp."
• "yes honey you do look fat."
• "condom shmodom."
• " you know the holocaust never happened."
• "I do."
• "I want a divorce."
• "no bears can't eat people."
• "no I won't marry you god."
• "I got owned"
• "I cornholed your mom."
• "wow your penis is really tiny."
• "thats right it was me who deleted all the porn off the internet."
• "come on cheney lets go hunting"
• "I'm gay."
• "acually jackie I think jet lee is better"
• "Matt Damon!!!"
• "come on your not a real ninja."
• "I don't know why I'm hear America is better."
• "uh oh to late."
• "yah and here's that condom I said I was going to wear."
• "its been about five years now don't you think its about time we did it."
• "sorry it was me."
• "hey I got the penny first."
• "why would I give you all the money in the cash register."
• "hey get a picture of me feeding this bear."
• "you want proof its not a missile, wait for it to come down then you'll see."
• "Of course the pressure hull will hold!"
• "thats strange...the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano...."
• "Oh, look at that cute little snake in the corner playing with it's rattling toy!"
• "Zombies?...where?"
• "Com'on out here and fight!"
• "This is a dark and dingy cave, where are my matches? ah here they are!"
• "Look! light at the end of the tunnel"
• "I can drive through between those two on coming motorcycles"
• "I can't find the washroom in this nuclear reactor, hmm, maybe its this door"
• "Ya wanna see a magic trick? Okay, I'm going to make this pencil disapear!"
• "You're perfectly fine! I'm a part-time bodygaurd!"
• "CRIKY! IT BIT ME ELBO-"
• "Hold my beer and check this out."
• "what the fu..."