Unquotable:Quotes in Piratespeak

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Arrrr! Ahoy from the HMS Unquotable, a free online floatin' wreck o' nonsense from scalawags who love scurvy buccaneers beyond your piratest imaginin's, tales o' the high seas in every scurvy language except for landlubber ones, including - shiver me timbers! pirate sources (which arn't thar, you filthy beggar), translations of arrrrrrr! in English, and blighty ol' links to Pirateopedia for walkin' the plank straight into Davey Jones' Locker! The ~~only~~ Pirate renderin' of the HMS Unquotable has, uh, several crew members so far, with lots o' bloody quotes and many insults to your pirateness, too! Ye buccaneers (but not the Miami Dolphins) shall visit th' page for the helpless pirate or fiddle in the Litterbox to learn how you, as captain of yer own boat, can order any crew member, right here, right now, to walk th' plank despite your landlubbery swashbucklin' rickets. Or, just swim over to the signup page and forget where ye were when ye found th' map to th' treasure. ARRRRR!

Random Quote of the ARRRRRR!

Random? Hardly! You start with a seed number and there's a succession algorithm that combines it
with a polynomial to generate a defined sequence. Nothing random about that!
Tedious Computer Geek No. 43,573

Arrrr! We're workin' on a new rule for pickin' th' "Random Quote of the ARRRRRR!" usin' black magic. Since all these here quotes immediately have their heads chopped off by our Cutlass-Weildin' Pirate Killer as soon as you read 'em, there's no map to 'em. Be beheaded now...

Rejected Pieces o' Eight (edit)

Band o' Scalawags

New scalawags:	VoltAAIRRRRRR! - Davey John's LOCKEaarrr! - ARRRRRRRRistotle - YodARRRRRR! -
Landlubbers:	Argh, the Matrix! - William Gates o' HELL! - John LOCKEaarrrgh (choke)! - William ShatNAARRRRRRR! - ChristophAAARRRRR Walken
In Davey Jones's Locker:	ARRRRRRRRistotle - ARRRRRRtharrrr C. CLAARRRRRRke - Winnie ChARRRRRRchill - Noel CowARRRRRRd - ChAARRRRRles DARRRRRwin - AlbARRRRRRRt Einstein - BenjARRRRRRRmin Franklin - Tom JeffARRRRRRRRson - Sun-GARRRRRRRRRR! - MARRRRRRRRRRk Twain - VoltAAIRRRRRR! - OscAARRRRRRR Wilde -
Unearthly bein's:	ARRRRRRnonymous - AARRRRRR Lord an' SaviAAAAAAR, th' scalawag - That ARRRRRRR! creature who looks like the "Davey Jones" chAAARRRRRRacter in the last Johnny Depp movie - GAAARRRRRRRRD - 'Ter Bloody Swede! - YodARRRRRR!
Treasure maps:	What is this to be repAAAIRRRRRRRRed? - Land ho! I see a Dune in the distance... - HARRRRRRRRmlet - RobARRRRRRt's Rules of OrdAARRRRRR!
WhatevARRRRR!:	Quote MAAARRRRRRket - ARRRRRRRussian ARRRRRRevARRRRRRsal - LandlubbAAARRRRs' epitaphs (a true pirate is always buRRRRied at sea) - Last WoRRRRRRRds - Thoughts a thousand leagues deep in Davey Jones's LockARRRRRR - ARRRRRRRR!