Unversity

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In short, an Unversity is a university whose sole purpose is for alumni to pretend they have been to the much better university that shares its name. A clear example of this is -

“"yes, I was educated at Oxford *coughBrookescough*”

~ Retards on their university education

These 'un'versities are numerous; here is a list of a few, as a starting point:

• Oxford Brookes
• Nottingham Trent
• University of Wales Institute, Cardiff (UWIC)
• Liverpool John Moores
• Liverpool Hope
• Liverpool Faith
• York St. John
• Anglia Ruskin (or Cambridge Polytechnic as it pretends not to be called)
• Southampton Solent
• University of Johannesburg
• Aston University (read: Birmingham Trent)
  • insert good university here* Metropolitan