Unwritten Rule
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“It's”
~ Monty Python on keep guessing
A mysterious quote attributed to Winston Churchill. It is has been recorded as follows: "Hah. You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?" Trying to get me to write down the Unwritten Rule. Shame on you. Besides, it should be fairly simple to see what it is. I mean, it's not like it'd be too hard to figure out that... Oh. There I go again, almost spilling the beans. Damn, I gotta watch myself. You're a crafty one, getting me to monologue like this. That's it. I've said too much."
Rumors exist that the Unwritten Rule was written down at one point by Jesus Christ during his legendary 40-day acid trip in the desert. This is unverifiable, for if it was indeed written, it would be completely illegible since its author was high at the time of writing.
A simplified version of the unwritten rule, often incorrectly referred to as Pascal’s wager, can easily be summed up like this:
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and is generally claimed not to have anything whatsoever to do with anything whatsoever.
The fact is, if someone were to write about the Unwritten rule, it would no longer be unwritten. Not only would that ruin the whole purpose of the unwritten rule, it would tear a hole in the space-time continuum and in Oprah's prettiest dress. It is unknown which hole would cause more problems for the unsuspecting citizens of the world.
