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Being an unzombie is emotionally traumatic to it's victims.

Unzombies are Zombies that become unzombified. Consequently, this results in immediate withdrawal symptoms from the zombie's primary food: Brrrraaaaiiinnns. Unzombies usually embark on a twelve step program and support group to help cope with the fact that they are now just a normal person. In these support groups, Unzombies will usually work down from human brains to small insect brains and finally: no brains.

[edit] Fighting Brain Addiction

Fighting brain addiction can be a trying process, especially when people are talking about those sweet and slushy juicey brains that I just wanna sink my teeth into and SUCK HARD tasting the rich buttery taste of pure unglazed right-outta-the-skull BRRRAAAAAIINNS!!! OH GOD, INJECT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!!

Ahem, I apologize.

Most addiction organizations, such as Unzombies Anonymous, have a list of acceptable brains for eating after a being in the program for so long:

• 2 Weeks - Large animal brains (Elk, Capyberas, Bears).
• 1 Month - Medium animal brains (Sea otters, Dogs, Cats).
• 3 Months - Small rodent brains.
• 5 Months - Extremely minuscule brains (Grasshopper, Housefly, Tom Cruise).
• 6 Months - Tofu or Rice/Potato-based brains.
• 8 Months - No brain

Some unzombies switch their addiction to another source, usually cocaine or secks.

[edit] See Also

• Zombies
• Undead
• Unundeads

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