User:127.0.0.1

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Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.

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I was banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! You have been banned from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May your sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, 127.0.0.1 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

IP This person's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user should not be trusted.