User:15Mickey20

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Writer of the Month February 2008

That's not me

	- If you only visit one Uncyclopedia user page this year, make it this one.
— Metro

	- Dynamite on a stick. Mickey is pure adrenalin.
— News of the World

	- Pure genius! Absolute, fucking genius!
— Readers' Digest[1]

That's not me either, although, the picture is representative of my day-to-day dress.

[edit] Things that I wrote

[edit] Full articles

Features in bold.

• UnCameron. A little bit of politics. My first featured article. Hurrah!
• Martina Hingis. My honourably-mentioned PLS entry. It's also my second featured article. Reviews for this article have ranged from "Stalking greatness!" to "Deeply disturbing". It has now been voted amongst the top articles of April.
• Old McDonald. My third featured article. Rejoice!
• Eurovision Song Contest. I've rewritten this one and done a damn fine job, if I may say so myself.
• Sweatshop. Featured article number 4!
• A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid. Victory! Victory! Glorious, glorious victory!!
• UnNews:Modern slavery uncovered in Manchester. My first foray into non-tennis sport.
• Much Ado About Nothing. My attempt at culture.
• UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster. A glorious runner-up at the last PLS. Always the bridesmaid...
• UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾. My first UnBook, but my fifth tennis article.
• Roger Federer. A theme is starting to emerge. I like tennis, you see.
• Rafael Nadal. People often ask me where I get my ideas. "Where do you get your ideas for articles?" they say. I just shrug and turn over to Eurosport.
• Dmitry Medvedev. I'm doing political satire again! I feel like an intellectual.
• A-level. My contribution to conservation week.
• UnNews:Amy Winehouse turns up to concert sober, fans disappointed. I'd been planning this article for a couple of weeks, then there's suddenly a big news story on a similar theme. I love it when a plan comes together.

That is me. Just kidding. That's Mickey Mantle. Apparently he's a famous baseball player. I figured that out from the bat.

• Big Brother (UK television series). A miserable failure at PLS and a miserable failure at VFH. One day, I will have my revenge.
• Zara Phillips. I also rewrote this for the PLS. Hooray for Wimbledon rain delays!
• UnNews:Survey shows children don’t know where meat comes from. We show them. My first attempt at UnNews.
• Lawn Tennis. The first whole article I made, as opposed to a rewrite and I love it so.
• Anna Kournikova. Part of my fabulous series of articles about tennis. It's a bit random and flits from story to story, but I still think it's quite funny nonetheless.
• HowTo:Change a leopard's spots

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• Sania Mirza. Yes, she's a tennis player.

[edit] Contributed chunks of text. Good, meaty chunks.

• Paris Hilton. Did a near-total rewrite for the PLS. Came second.
• Robert Mugabe. I've been working towards this article's imperial colonization.
• Amy Lee. This was lying in the eternal pit of despair of shattered hearts and broken dreams that is VFD until I whipped it into shape.
• Necrophiliphobia. I peed this, like a year ago and only just got round to whipping it into shape.
• Game:Oliver Twist. I added the "break into song" diversion. I can't take any credit for the article's featured status, though. That's all Cajek.
• League of Nations. This is mostly Braydie's work, but I provided some ideas through Pee Review and added some text and a picture. Whereas Braydie is the father, I feel like the kindly uncle to this Featured article.
• Just A Minute. This was a mere stub before I got my hands on it.

I wish this was me. I'd never leave the house.

• Gymnastics:the disciplines. Not my best work, but here for the sake of completeness.

[edit] Things that I didn't write, not even good meaty chunks of text. I just think they're funny.

• Hammer
• Blackbeard Catering Company
• H.R. Pufnstuf
• The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones
• Edward the Gibbon
• Civil War
• Henchmen
• Bear
• List of one letter words starting with A
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation
• Slate industry in Wales
• Ganges
• TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL
• Academia
• Why?:Use a wooden condom
• Hillyard & Brickman Corporation
• Jerry Falwell
• Pre-Market Economy
• Japanese High Schools
• UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk
• Melville the One Trick Pony

[edit] Templates and stuff. Well, just templates, actually. This section is entirely stuff-free.

	Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:15Mickey20/The_Aristocrats

Original Ninjastar I award Mickey a Ninjastar because he helped me go through League of Nations and got rid of the crap. –Braydie

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

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	Rejoice, 15Mickey20! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Featured Article: UnCameron This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Martina Hingis This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Old McDonald This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Sweatshop This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.